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Saw a show tonight called 'Fat Pets' on Animal Planet. It was about fat pets and their owners, of course.... Well they were all English and the narrator mentioned that Britain has one of the highest populous of obese pets. I just thought I'd post this to combat all the America bashing I've seen in the past. We broke up with you more than a couple hundred years ago, it's time to get over it. |
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pass me a pie please. |
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nom nom nom |
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I thought you were all Dutch, anyway. |
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no. that would mean we all have to hate ourselves more than we hate others. and that's obviously not the case. for instance, i'm the only one i actually like on this board. what this also means is, that this is your lucky day. normally, i'm only bothered to read my own posts. today however, i read yours. ehm, since when did we have chillians on board? |
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the only reason you don't have fat pets in america is that they don't have a chance to get anywhere near the food before its gone. |
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even pets don't like american food. way too much fat and calories. this makes americans (in general) lesser beings than pets. our famous friend recycle is the only exception to this rule. sorry cygnus. |
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Badum Tch |
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why don't we make our pets eat each other? |
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my cats are lucky if they get fed once in a day |
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we just eat our pets after we fatten them up. saves money. bad economy. |
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I'm surprised nobody has spotted the fundamental problem with the original post... You actually sat down and devoted some of your time to a show called "Fat Pets"? |
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lol well my dog died because he got too fat, i took him for a run in the park, when he came home he was panting for hours and when i woke up in the morning he had died lol he was a big dog too, i had to shuv him in my boot and despose his body poor bugger |
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By English, you mean British. |
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uk-nese |
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i love you guys |
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Do you know that ite where you could write your own epitaph on a grave stone? I want " i woke up in the morning he had died lol " on mine. |
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ite = site* |
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By British, you mean Poncey Limeys jk you poncey limeys are great |
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Haha |
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All your grandmas have purple hair too whats up with that |
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You want to see the pets in glasgow mate. A diet of left over fish suppers and deep fried mars bars has got them bulging at the skins... |
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were in glesgae ye fae mate |
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gae ta fook |
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why do all the british limp when they walk and sound like they have serious nasal congestion |
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Don't marry a British girl cause sooner than later she will look like Hetty Wainthropp |
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I have given up on pets, as soon as you train them not to eat, the fuckers die. |
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hetty wainthropp is fucking sexy as hell dude |
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as opposed to the planet jupiter |
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maybe you should get some sea monkeys. why don't you ask yourself in the ask 010101 thread what a suitable pet would be |
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I had some sea monkeys once, dirty little buggers but even with a "safe word" they don't know when to stop. |
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haha my grandmother got her hair dyed once and it didn't come out as expected. it was a nice blue/purple |
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