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APPLE TO CHARGE $2000 FOR SHIT IN A BOX
 

offline sheffieldbleep from Sheffield (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-19 08:56 [#02165091]
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APPLE boss Steve Jobs yesterday unveiled the computer
giant's latest eye-catching innovation: one of his shits in
a simple white box.

The box has clean, simple lines and contains a shit
The billionaire pioneer said he was inspired after the
company developed the world's thinnest laptop computer.

“We took most of the useful things out of it and doubled
the price. The early demand has been incredible.

“I was then struck by an amazing idea: How much would you
pay for one of my shits in a box?”

Jobs said that the first 100 shits will be his, but because
of his busy schedule most of the mass market shits will be
built in the Far East and carry his personal endorsement.

Carl Knutz, an early adopter of San Andreas, California,
said he would pay $1,999 for the shit, but only if it was
ultra-slim and back-lit and unable to run the most commonly
available software programmes.

He said: “I want a shit in a box that sets me apart from
the crowd and tells people that I am young, hip, and
creative.”

Bobby Killitz, 23, also of San Andreas, said he would hold
on to see if Steve Jobs would produce a cheaper shit later
this year after the initial frenzy had died down.

He said: “I think within six months he will either halve
the price of the shit or lay two of his logs in there for
the same price. He’s pulled that kind of trick before.”



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2008-01-19 08:58 [#02165092]
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multi-touch shit?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2008-01-19 09:00 [#02165094]
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Browntooth enabled


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2008-01-19 09:03 [#02165098]
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That sounds like modern art.

People will buy it.


 

offline gyroscope on 2008-01-19 09:18 [#02165102]
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that's a lot of money.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2008-01-19 09:26 [#02165106]
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?


Attached picture

 

offline michelnicholas from 'Round the Bend... on 2008-01-19 09:41 [#02165116]
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super lol...


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2008-01-19 12:14 [#02165214]
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I'm going to wait until they release shit in a box nano
which will be even less functional but cost proportionally
more.


 

offline melack from barcielwave on 2008-01-19 12:29 [#02165225]
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i-shit

it makes sense...



 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-01-19 12:50 [#02165240]
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lol+


 

offline pidgin from St Kilda on 2008-01-20 07:37 [#02165489]
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steve's jobs


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2008-01-20 07:47 [#02165494]
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steve's hand jobs

hohoho here come the puns



 


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