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offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2008-01-13 10:23 [#02163255]
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i dropped a thumb tack somewhere in my apartment and i
cannot find it.

FUCK



 

offline epohs from )C: on 2008-01-13 10:25 [#02163257]
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wear combat boots 24/7.


 

offline big from lsg on 2008-01-13 10:30 [#02163259]
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turn of the lights, walk around bare footed, and find it
©donald duck



 

offline oyvinto on 2008-01-13 11:01 [#02163274]
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thunmb tack
http://www.sexwork.com/family/pictures/nails1.jpg


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2008-01-13 11:14 [#02163278]
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hu hu hu


 

offline freqy on 2008-01-13 15:59 [#02163360]
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i dropped a wasp once and lost it ......somewhere there is a
dead wasp in my bed room either that or freaking massive
spider ate it and lives off my blood ... generally i'm
rather tidy ...just one of those things really...


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-01-13 17:00 [#02163378]
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im absolutely terrible about finding that kind of stuff once
ive dropped it.

consequently, i couldnt count how many times ive stepped on
tacks, staples and nails i've stepped on.

twice in the past few years ive even gotten chunks of glass
stuck in my feet - even had to go to the doctors to get one
of them out. they didnt believe me that there was glass in
there it had dug itself so deep (walking to the doctors will
do that). then once they got it out they were all, "wow, i
guess you were right. that was huge!"


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-13 17:38 [#02163382]
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There Will Be Blood


 

offline Sano on 2008-01-13 18:11 [#02163387]
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I once let a pencil fell down by accident but then I looked
in the floor and there it was! I was so happy ^_^'


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-13 18:25 [#02163389]
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vacuuuum. I just bought a new vacuuuum with caaaash
money
! For realz, its a red canister dust bitch slapper.
That motherfucker can suck a walrus through a straw. I had
to take my refrigerator out of the filter twice. Seriously,
when I first got it I turned it on while the news was
playing and just 10 seconds later they had a breaking
bulletin about how all the air pollution suddenly
disappeared. It has a built in shotgun attachment because
you quite frequently suck so hard a portal to another
dimension appears, from which you have to fend off an oozing
alien or two. Its been theorized that if you ever vacuum
with two of these simultaneously within a 3 mile radius, a
black hole would form.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2008-01-13 18:27 [#02163391]
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the irony of irony is that trivial things are far more
important than more important things


 

offline Sano on 2008-01-13 18:29 [#02163392]
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Are you sure it's not a wormhole instead? They
usually misprint the instructions pamphlet.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-13 18:34 [#02163393]
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Now I see, 'vacuuuum' (with 4 u's) is a type of wormhole
creating product, not a vacuum with 2 u's. That's kind of
misleading.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-01-13 19:15 [#02163396]
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best post of '08 so far.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-01-13 19:39 [#02163401]
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woohoo, it mostly lies though- I did buy a vacuum but I
havn't even used it once yet and am not even 100% sure if
its red.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-01-14 11:11 [#02163511]
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if the problem still exists ask autechre when you go and see
them, they ahve a lot of answers


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2008-01-14 11:49 [#02163520]
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lol fridge part


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2008-01-14 12:51 [#02163568]
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that's pretty gnarly.. the idea of a long shard of glass
being up my foot gives me shivers. How'd you step on such a
large piece of glass? Cleaning up a broken window or
something?


 


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