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I hate him and his music...he just ruined 2-step, he's like robbie williams...fashionably shit...do you agree? |
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for this I vomit... |
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here here ! |
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It's probably not even his music...and his voice is autotuned :) |
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I want to hear the Aphex Twin mix of one of his songs! Richard mentioned it in an interview but so far it seems unavailable. |
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Yeah, everyone's voice is AutoTuned nowadays...it's a big pity... Our eras Pop is gonna sound weird to future ears... p.s. Agreed on CD being shite...tho I wish the fabled AFX remix would come to light.... |
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I despise everything about the man! |
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Wouldn't it of been more interesting if you'd entitled this topic 'Ways to Destroy Craig David' ? ? :) |
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There must be fifty ways to destroy Craig David. You just stab him in the back, Jack Kick him in the head, Ned Feed him rat poison, Royston Give him diseases, Jesus |
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Drown him in Milk Aka Bilk Throw him to the Penguins Keith Chegwin Boil him in Bisto Eric Bristow Just use a knife Bruce Forsyth Sell his body parts on a market stall Cannon and Ball |
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"use a knife Bruce Forsythe"! Comedy genius! |
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there are lots of ways to destroy him,but I think they're illegal...but it would be lovely if every record company would refuse to produce his shit music...that's a shame |
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hey riccardo, where's that pic from? [seems familiar,,.. |
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I'm sure Riccardo's pic is from Bjorks latest video Cocoon. (Sorry to jump in!!) |
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yes you know I love her...and she is vomiting just in front of craig at the time...slurp! |
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oh cool... haven't seen it though. |
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I could use my lightsaber!! |
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Check out "Seven Days with Crab David" on the Green Door compilation!!! http://www.brainwashed.com/vvm/ |
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hey what's wrong with tuning the voice? we tune guitars and pianos and other instruments, and to these soulless beasts, that's all the voice is - another instrument. |
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Yeah but then I'll listen to a robot sing before I listen to a human that has had his voiced tuned electronically to 'sound better'. I want to hear untouched human voices. I want quality. |
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You want Portishead's 'Roads'! :) -P |
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Oooo are they any good Paco? I love Radiohead much muchly |
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I want to help destroy Craig David and all those pop-hop weenies out there. I got a vaght of hot grease and a bunch of down feathers. Just give me a ringle-ding and I'll be ready to pour! |
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Make sure the hot grease is poisoness - add some acid to it! He He He!! |
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lol good idea Jedi. Now he will sprout boils and be infected before he dies MUAHAHAHAHA!!! |
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yes i hate him as well. my ex listens to him all the time...grr. |
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just listen and follow the lyrics, if you do that she'll be takin it up the arse by thursday!!! |
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ways to destroy craig david: 1:shoot him 2:strangle him 3:stab him 4:nuke his house 5:poison him 6:lock him in a room with a naked singing Bjork 7:hang him 8:boil him in a huge water kennel 9:create an advanced virus which will only kill him 10:shoot him again |
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11:push him out of a plane 12:drop rattlesnakes down his pants 13:leave him in an elevator for 14 years with only Hanson playing 14:push him out of a shuttle craft in space 15:start a fire within his very body 16:pour cement up his nose 17:drown him 18:crush his head in a vice 19:shoot him again And the 20th way to kill Craig David is... 20:leave it to Beaver |
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I think he'd probablly enjoy Hanson |
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He just might too. Well...we'll just shoot him again...just to make sure he's dead. |
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