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i went to rescue someone who had locked their keys in their car....as i got out my car on this busy main road junction thing i locked my keys in my car too. ...................need i say more? i just had a horrid flash back hence this post...kinda like a vietnam flash back.. but with me in town and 2 cars with keys locked inside......such horrific horrid memories. merry xtrianmas. |
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I overdosed on DXM and was brought to the hospital by my mother |
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Trusted anyone. |
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sex change |
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did some digital cheating with an "goupie" and almost lost the best girlfriend I ever had. All becouse of insecurity and curiousity and the need to feel "wanted" and "cool" |
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lol |
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but i made that suggestion in jest |
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WTF ! hahahaha |
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I drank very much drink and gotted so drunk that I had to be carried home and then I was sick on the floor in front of my mother and father it was not very good (its not even funny!) |
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purposefully left the 2008 tag off of my license plate since Jun just to see how long it would take me to get pulled over, and then when that finally did happen i'd had enough to drink to get me a .08 for which i got arrested, carted off to jail and given a DUI...which i'm sill dealing w/. least they gave me just reckless driving but that isn't much better. |
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drank loads of aspartame as a kid |
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I sucked dick for some crack. |
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Traded my last rock for the worst bj I've ever gotten. |
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God. Damned. |
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Okay, it wasn't the worst.. |
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Leave my family. |
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completely cut myself off from a girl who i will never get over. |
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oh and hello everybody! |
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tried to commit suicide |
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A tie between: * Pissing my pants in my sleep while sleeping at a party, and denying everything the next day * Sleeping with my at that time best female friend, and the next day kiss a another girl, and get accused of raping her, and then almost getting into a fight with two complete assholes (Counts as 2 i guess?) * Walking past my mother with a massive boner, that she noticed. She didnt laugh, and we never talked about it. * Letting one of my friends do some horse tranquilizer in my home. The good thing i did there, was to convince him he wasnt a zombie, and that he shouldnt jump out of the window from my third floor appartment 3 of these involved alcohol, as you might have guessed Those are the ones i can remember. |
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Interesting side note on nr. 4: He sniffed it from Selected ambient works vol. 1! |
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shot myself in the finger with a bebe gun |
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ketahead. vidste det! |
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Hahah... JEG gjorde ikke noget! Men jeg sad inde i stuen, da han kom ud fra toilettet og begyndte at græde fordi han havde set sig selv i spejlet! |
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I overdosed on DXM and was brought to the hospital by my mother |
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haahahaha, det lyder som en klassiker. |
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Broke up with my girlfriend. Thought it was the right thing to do at the time, now i miss sex, blowjobs, cuddling and watching movies. |
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Hehe... Det var en af de der dage hvor man vågnede op og i de første par minutter gennemgik hvad der havde forløbet dagen før, og var i tvivl om, om det var noget der var sket i virkeligheden. |
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i feel eraritjaritjaka. |
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Riding a motorbike on unfamiliar rodes, in jeans and t-shirt in the rain at night, after having drunk about 7 shots of 90% absinthe and six cans of beer. What a tosser. |
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feels unreal, does it not. tosser +1. |
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It WAS the right thing to do, and you will realize that as soon as you meet another chick with the same qualities |
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i look forward to it. but first i must murder her before she has relations with another man. or, spare her, and murder all men who attempt to have relations with her. |
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says the pants pissing rapist |
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First one sounds easier! |
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aye, less effort! |
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gave this chick a signed copy of WIRE signed by sean booth & rob brown cause i liked her. i want it back |
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sex change |
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because you and hanal got it at the same time as a surprise to eachother |
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climbed over my friend's fence into his neighbour's garden at 5am, rang my ex because i thought it was her house, then attempted to break in. i remember none of this asda smartprice whisky, nuff said |
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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