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lush ddzwp beats - greezeehair. GIBREC005 |
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indeed you can't get more "iddumm" than that |
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So, how's Gibbon Records doing? nice photo, btw. |
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"fresh" talent. |
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lol, it was just for the college project it was great though - best two years of my educational life miss it so much :( |
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Spunkchester Local News finds itself on a particularly quiet day when there are no new carparks opening, and every OAP has successfully avoided signing up to some transparent scam to get at their savings. So where does the young cub reporter turn his gaze in order to find a story to pad out was is essentially just an unsolicited Classified Ads pamphlet forced through your door? Why, the students of Cumphace Polytechnic, and their new label that seeks to promote "fresh, new talent" from within Cockberk County. An interview with 8th year student Dave Tits reveals that the aim of the new "label", MintyPythin Records, is to provide a platform for the "fresh, new talent" that's currently exploding this side of Fuckwich on Sea. And the boys have plans to produce their own CDs for the eager music lovers of Cumsborough who have been clamouring to hear local bands performing Radiohead covers. Stanton Turd, head of Remedial Studies has taken a astep back and let the lads get on with it themselves, "I can't be bothered anymore" he sighed, as he listlessly leafed through some papers, blowing off violently. 44 year old Brian Oscilsik is on hand documenting the whole enterprise for an 8 disc DVD documentary that will chart the thrilling start, and meagre wet fart dissolution due to lack of intetrest of this exciting new fresh, freshly new record label that looks set to put Buggerchurch back on the pop map a mere 23 years after local entertainer Grantham Spot reached #34 in the charts with "New, Fresh, Fresh and New (But Fresher)" |
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I fucking dont |
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i laughed |
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the effort you put into posting is daunting. |
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i like how the names are blurred on the right but not in the article, yep |
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I was going to ask why bother to blur out Jay Hughes' last name in the photo caption when it's printed in full in the article--good catch, Thad. |
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Are you working your way up to applying to Private Eye? |
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Viz, love, Viz. |
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that's ok, as long as my name is blanked, that's all good btw, SlipDrinkMats, i love your style |
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In my sixth form there were two Green Day cover bands and they used to have heated arguments over who started first. |
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write, and write some more, you're really great at it!!! Honest!! I reckon you could do something very fruitful in that (and of course other) sense.... |
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sense = area...... i dont pick my wordz too well at times. :) |
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your avatar reminds me of John Cusack... even though i know it isnt him. |
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Oh don't worry, I'm just going to change everyone's name and write Zilty: The Novelisation and make €€€€€€€€€'s |
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many an lol were had |
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But it clearly says Mike Ellison, 20 Andrew Bates, 18 Jay Hughes, 18 Matt Goodall, 17 Your use of blur is rubbish mate :P |
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and you forgot to blur out Jay Hughes in the article itself |
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Reminds me more of some of the Private Eye newspaper lampoons, but I only read Viz a couple of times when I was about 14 |
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im very quickly realizing i could be making a topic just like this one in a year or two. |
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Jesus Christ haven't seen you use that avatar for ages :) |
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This avatar is special as it was rendered by teapot based on a description from samfactory and looks pretty much nothing like me :P |
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i typed "head on the door" in the search box and i got into this thread, why oh why ?? |
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i have no idea mate, but well done for bumping a shit thread |
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i miss college too |
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I don't miss having to study for finals. I don't miss 10 page papers. I do miss walking around campus and looking at all the girls and staring at their asses. Maybe even hooking up with some of them. I do miss getting wasted with my old friends I haven't seen in years. I do miss the innocence. I do miss the smell of the buildings. I do miss walking around down town and grabbing a coffee and dreaming about life. I do miss bouncing off of and meeting tons of new people on a daily basis. |
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True story. |
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I'm going to grad school for basically these reasons. Not what I wrote on my applications, but true nonetheless. |
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Miss College = tit |
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That's Mrs. College to you! |
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