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offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 04:03 [#00476067]
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Salma, nice to see you after all thattime. well, as for
J-Lo, my girlfriend has the very same opinion on her and her
ass and says that she infinitely prefers Selma Hayek.

But, this is about music. "Jenny from the block" is just the
ultimate in catchiness to me and has no need to have
anything else aside from that breakbeat, bassline, smaple
stabs and that sexy flute in there. It's funky with a big F.



 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-12-10 04:04 [#00476068]
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it has nothing to do with being mindless..people have always
followed trends and fashions in many things..

again..generalisation


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-12-10 04:09 [#00476070]
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your girlfriend and me should meet..same J-Lo opinion, she's
a fan of Salma and I AM Salma...it sounds like fate is up to
something):

yes J-Lo's not from the block song is catchy..like its
supposed to be... i can listen to it without slashing my
wrists (unlike with ska8er boi) but still personally
catchiness is not a category i pick my music with


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 04:14 [#00476075]
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Haha, and you're egyptian and she seems to like
dark-skinned, middle-east type of people. But I think you're
too young for her, she's 34. Maybe if your sexual skills are
above average...

Well, the fact that J-Lo's music is fed to us through the
mechanism of corporate machine (as well as Avril's) accounts
for us being naturaly hostile towards it. However, was
"Jenny from the block" made by an underground band and if it
had "socially aware" lyrics, everybody would be praisisng it
in unison.

Avril Lavigne too: this is a pure example of "let's sell
dumb teenegers some more of their wet-dreams" strategy at
work, but if that song was actually made by a real,
underground Maximumrocknroll-approved band, like Boris the
sprinkler for instance, everybody would like it.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-10 04:15 [#00476077]
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And you are excluded from these trends?



 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-12-10 04:23 [#00476082]
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don't you worry about that, my sexual skills are very
advanced for my age..i maybe 17 but i have the sexual skills
of a 170 year old...

a 170 year old who is very young and able for his age
offcourse....and who is not dead, diseased or impotent

no actually if an underground band who is "socially aware"
made THAT song...i mean that same song with the same lyrics
and music i'd equally dislike it ... i'd think its just as
pointless and cheesy (no offence)


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 04:30 [#00476094]
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Wow, all this talk about your sexual skills has given me a
hardon, have you ever considered the advantages of
homoerotic relationship?

And, OK, you might hate "Sk8er boi" in any instance, but I
guarantee you there would be many people who hate it now,
who wouldn't. And with a slightly different lyrics, noone
would hate it. We must realise that lyrics and music have no
real relationship. Since 19th century romanticism, it has
become widely accepted to associate certain "moods" in mysic
with certain types of lyrics, but this is all completely
artificial. The fact that you understand the lyrics to
"Sk8er boi" vastly influences your opinion on that song. If
you couldn't understand the english, or if the lyrics were
in norwegian or chinese, you'd be able to hear just a pure,
sweet pop song it is. Cheesy and all, but sweet all the
same.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-12-10 04:30 [#00476095]
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the music ones yes...i don't like current top 40 music...

lots of people don't...but obviously also lots of people do


do you deny the existance of trends and fashions in popular
music?


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-12-10 04:40 [#00476098]
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yes i did consider the advantages of a homoerotic
relationship in which no one gets pregnent and everyone
wants to hump at all times...
but some people have been telling me it could be quite a
painful experience...can you shed light on that?

that's a nice way of looking at it, i agree that in some
music the lyrics are not what matters... BUT if these top 40
pop tunes were all about the music then they also fail badly
imho because most of the girl and boy band songs amnd other
top 40 songs just have the most simple catchy production and
cheesy lyrics over it..if the cheesy lyrics don't matter
then we're left with the cheesy music..

some pop music has good production, for example missy
elliot, but it's still just a catchy beat and melody..just
like the lyrics,catchy, not really what i'm looking for..i'd
rather listen to Autechre

and by the way because i understand English i get suicidal
when i listen to Avril you're right, if I didn't I won't get
those extreme urges to kill myself


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 04:51 [#00476101]
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No, no, gay relationships are all fun and no pain
whatsoever, I can asure you.

Anyway, let's not get too deep into discussing personal
tastes. My whole point when entering this thread was to
prove that genres as such are just artificial categories and
that no music should be dismissed on the grounds of
belonging to any of the genres.

I decided to use J-lo and Miss E and Avril Lavigne and Ricky
Martin as examples as they are blatant pop-stars and most of
their music is really worthelss in any way imaginable, so
some of their songs that are actually good and succeed in
surpassing the cheesiness of the lyrics/ production/ music
are just strokes of luck. I could have, of course chosen
less easy targets such as the Beatles, Beach Boys, The
Smiths, Joy Division, or maybe Royyksoup, Boards of Canada
and Mum.

I am traying to prove that music surpases it's "narrative"
content that we impose on it by burdening it with lyrics or
with affiliating it with whatever genre. This is why, for
most of the time, we are unable to hear the music itself.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 04:57 [#00476104]
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Ah, and another thing that I forgot: several people here
have said that world music as a genre sucks and this is a
classic example of what I am talking about. Had they said
"World music sucks BECAUSE it's a non-existant genre made
up by western music corporations in order to pidgeonhole
incredibly vast spectrum of utterly different folk
traditions, package them and sell them to western customers
who will buy anything marketed as "exotic" because it gives
them sense of enrichening their own cultural environment
and, in truth they are just being sold ear-candy", then I
might have agreed. but, actually, these people have no idea
what they are talking about, and saying that "world" or
"folk" music are "bad genres" is an example of active
ignorance.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-12-10 05:03 [#00476112]
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if you promise its all fun and no pain then maybe we should
arrange a special rendez-vous real soon

i agree with you about genres, it's just a convenient way of
recognisting and labeling different kinds of music...and
there's many,,,,and i like a huge variety, for example the
other day i bought an extremly cheap mozart box set..my
first and its not bad at all.....and i recently downloaded
some Aretha Franklin songs and they're alright too...i like
some rock aswell..and offcourse electronic..and am open to
trying new music

beatles etc.. are not the same as Avril and J-Lo...one
notable difference is that they write their own music
..which makes them artists aswell as performers...for me
Brittany Spears and J-Lo are not artists but are only
performers...the input they have in what they present is not
that substantial...

any music that's not classical is defined by some people as
"popular" like on Amazon for example where music is listed
as either popular or classical...but i recognize a
difference between manufactured pop bands such as nsync and
ska8er boi type people and Beatles (who i'm not really into
anyway)

i agree though..there is no such thing as "worst" and best
genres..even within genres there is no best and worst
albums, artists, styles etc.. it's all too subjective..

now about that rendez-vous.....



 

offline dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breat (Haiti) on 2002-12-10 05:06 [#00476120]
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the beatles were pop!


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-10 05:07 [#00476122]
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No, but people are not slaves to it.

Besides, is IDM not simply another trend? We are still
sheep, we just belong to a different flock and follow a
different shepherd.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-12-10 05:09 [#00476126]
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this also caught my attention and i agree completely...many
countries have their own style of folk music which could
strech back centuries..and i'm actually into some folk music
and not just Egyptian...
most recently i borrowed from the library a cd by philip
glass and an indian composer called ravi something ..it was
good

anyway i agree statements like "i don't like world music"
are a bit unthoughtful..world music if defined as
non-western music is such a vast spectrum... thats like
saying i hate any music thats not western..
i mean those people might hate a cd they heard that's
advertised as so-called "world music" but that's not all the
music the rest of the world makes..


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-12-10 05:13 [#00476132]
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IDM could be a trend...but certainly not a widespread
one...not so much that numerous bands and "artists" are
being manufactured to make and sell it..

and i didn't say people were slaves to it, i even said many
people don't follow the trends but many do..and i admited it
was a generalisation..
also the market for this "trendy music" is huge...


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-10 05:14 [#00476134]
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But IDM is just another market surely.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-12-10 05:15 [#00476135]
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actually dingle, i think the whole rock thing is a popular
culture phenomenon


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 05:18 [#00476138]
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Well, if you're into some hot gay sex, just send me a plane
ticket to nu-zeland and i'll be there to teach you
everything you need to know about masculine love.

Yes, this is really a good point: J-Lo and Miss E. and Ricky
Martin are performing other's people's compositions and are
therefore just "performers", not authors. (Avril claims that
she writes her own music, tho). But, much as this looks like
a bad thing, in fact, it is squarely within pop and not just
pop music tradititon: Aretha Franklin in the first place is
a performer of other people's music.

Not to mention numerous jazz artists that we respect and
love, whose whole careers were just interpretations of other
people's music.

But anyway, I was not trying to defend J-Lo as a phenomenon,
I was merely stating that "Jenny from the block" kicks ass
and is perfect as a pop song.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-12-10 05:19 [#00476142]
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yes it is ..

its all about the scale...you must understand what i
mean.... the whole top 40 pop thing is on such a larger
scale than the IDM market..to the point where artists are
manufactured simply to sell...they don't even write the
music the labels just pick some performers they think are
suitable and give them lyrics to sing...



 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-12-10 05:28 [#00476149]
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my job in the old people's home doesn't pay enough so i can
bring you here...i guess i might have to settle for a lower
quality new zealand homoerotic encounter which is vastly
inferior to the serbian one i was sooo looking forward to..

i know Aretha is a performer...i like both her voice and the
actual music...the artists who wrote the songs i downloaded
wrote something that i ended up enjoying.. but as i said
before most top 40 music is crap imho.. i see nothing wrong
just being a performer offcourse..

if J-Lo didn't write what she sung but it was good music i
may like it..its all about the music being more than mere
catchiness...for me

jenny from the block is a good pop song you're right, it
achieved what pop songs aim to achieve and will thus make
millions for jenney and whoever wrote "her" song


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 05:36 [#00476154]
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Well, finally, we seem to have reached the agreement. On pop
music, that is.

As for serbian-egyptian homosexual sexclash, I am sad to
hear that it will not happen, but fear not, you're still
young and there's still hope.

Hey, nice to hear you're helping old people out. I also work
ona project that deals with helping old people out. Of
course, my job is a lot easier as it involves just punching
the keyboard, not actually dealing with old people...


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-12-10 05:39 [#00476158]
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TRANCE
r&b
hardhouse
crap pop
TRANCE


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 05:44 [#00476163]
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Shit after all my attempts to drown this thread.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-12-10 05:46 [#00476167]
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i live for the hope of a profoundly masculine serbian sexual
experience...it's my purpose of life from now on..

i've been working there for a few months now..i think it's
quite sad because so many of them are in a real bad
condition... the fact that "if i'm lucky" and live as long
as they did i'll be in the same condition they're in scares
me a little too..

i also got one of my mates a job there ..but we don't work
on the same days.. the nurses are a bit disfunctional too..
i've seen numerous changes in staff since i've started
there..people got fired, quit or just stopped comming...
with no mates and weird nurses i have only the old people to
talk to..which is not that bad although i have to repeat
myself quite alot


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-12-10 05:48 [#00476169]
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neetta has a point though.....trance does truly suck monkey
penis):



 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 05:55 [#00476176]
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Huh, yes, I have started thinking about those things too,
because my job gets me in touch with old people (poor and
ill, at that) from time to time. Well, as The Who said: "I
hope I die before I get old".

As for trance, most of it I really don't care for, but
there's probably some of it worth a listen out there. I am
sure of that.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-12-10 06:03 [#00476188]
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i still want to die old...i'm greedy and want to live aslong
as i can and consume as much of the earth's resources as i
can...

and why did i suddenly turn from a lurker to an addict in
two days...there's something wrong with phobias labeling
system...


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 06:13 [#00476198]
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Actually, less than 10 posts a day makes you a lurker,
everything over it makes you an addict.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-12-10 06:51 [#00476257]
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i don't think 10 posts constitutes an addiction to this
mb...



 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-12-10 06:56 [#00476263]
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Well, Phobiazero obviously does.


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-10 09:27 [#00476455]
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country, disney christmas songs, gabba, anything that sounds
like 'scooter', and light funk/pop like toploader.


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-12-10 09:30 [#00476463]
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1. drill n bass ( it is the name that bothers me, sounds so
stupid )
2. trance
3. gore metal
4. speed metal


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2002-12-10 09:44 [#00476490]
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genre shmenre

old school country is way cooler than anything electro ever
made

hank williams is aphex twin

kids and their noise

(mind you im 21)


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2002-12-10 13:37 [#00476670]
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Certainly trance. That shit should be banned. Or at least
restricted from where I hear it. My music teacher keeps
mentioning it to sound trendy, she needs to be corrected
quickly.


 

offline FreeQ from Quebec (Canada) on 2002-12-10 13:38 [#00476671]
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Polka i forgot god damned polka ... !!!


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2002-12-10 13:43 [#00476690]
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The hell with it, negativity is the language of haters!


 

offline Elastic from Zidum (Kiribati) on 2002-12-10 13:56 [#00476705]
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The hell with it

what a negative comment. don't you love irony?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2002-12-10 14:04 [#00476717]
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On the occasion yeah, it's all good....


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2002-12-10 14:09 [#00476725]
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P.S. Fuck you. There was no irony in that statement.


 

offline Elastic from Zidum (Kiribati) on 2002-12-10 14:10 [#00476728]
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yeah there was. being hateful and saying it's wrong to be
hateful... that's irony.


 

offline uviol from United States on 2002-12-10 14:13 [#00476729]
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:D haha! I can't believe how serious this got, and I thought
I had no sense of humor when it came to these discussions
;)

I suppose the point was to name genres that a) you felt were
lacking in artistic integrity and/or quality, and b)ones you
just hate taste-wise.. I figured much of the time they'd
coincide. And don't give me this 'no genres, only artists
thing'. On the whole artists place themselves in genres
whether they do it knowingly or not .. just my opinion ..
seriously folks, there may be 'good' in all genres
somewhere, whatever you define 'good' as, but classifying a
genre as 'bad' on this particular list is simply saying that
in general, everything that falls into this category I
either don't like or think sucks objectively (or both). so,
yeah, I like a rap song here and there, but overall I think
it's a dumb genre. As for world music, I hate it, yeah ,
personal opinion. the stuff that's marketed as world music,
I hate and think is just bad becuase of it's fabrication..
ooh I'm tired. You guys did have interesting points though.
I just wanted to clarify :)


 

offline disasemble from United States on 2002-12-10 15:40 [#00476855]
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1. hamburger
2. hamburger
3. hamburger
4. hamburger
5. hamburger


 


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