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offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2002-11-04 10:29 [#00427469]
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get a girlfriend. it will solve everything.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 10:30 [#00427470]
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oooops sorrrry, my connection when odd, i dident know it had
posted.


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2002-11-04 10:31 [#00427471]
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right, thank you! That's the kind of thing i was talking
about.

The bible is never subtle about these things is it? They
don't just say "it's wrong, you shouldn't do that" but
instead go for the dramatic effect: "they shall surely be
put to death; their blood shall be upon them!"



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 10:32 [#00427473]
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get a girlfriend. it will solve everything.

:( i know :(


 

offline uzim on 2002-11-04 10:42 [#00427479]
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"those who pick their nose shall have their limbs broke,
their eyes taken out of their orbits, their genitalia cut
off, and the rest of their body shall be burned to death!!!"


 

offline uzim on 2002-11-04 10:44 [#00427481]
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getting a girlfriend isn't that easy (unless you fake
it)...! ' _ '


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2002-11-04 10:46 [#00427486]
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Good call cuntychuck.


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-11-04 11:20 [#00427497]
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Reply to spikee dragon:
Fairy tales? Hmm.



 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-11-04 11:55 [#00427537]
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uzim i second u on that
really not easy to get a "good" girlfriend with no fadded
jeans for exemple ( i love this exemple)
:)


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-11-04 12:02 [#00427554]
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hah my mom once said that 'MY DAUGHTER IS NOT A LESBIAN'. i
got very pissed. so she thought i was lesbian for a long
time. many of my not-so-close friends think that too. i
really don't know why. my fiance is often mistaken as a girl
:D i find it very funny. i see no difference between sexes.
and i get an icky (is that a word?) homophobic sensation of
you, anus_presley. and i really dislike homophobes.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 12:06 [#00427557]
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well bloody don't. that's harrsh and makes me mad, coz i
have no homophobic feelings in me at all.

once again and forr the rrecord, i am not prredjudice
against gay people orr anyone for that matterr.


 

offline diablo on 2002-11-04 12:19 [#00427590]
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Anus, you are clearly gay. It's Ok.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 12:22 [#00427592]
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i wouldent find if i was


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-11-04 12:29 [#00427600]
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Maybe you're bi....



 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-11-04 12:50 [#00427620]
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these double R's are really bizarre.

anyway, as far as gayness goes, my mom drops hints to me
about my being gay too. it's funny, like ophecks i just
ignore it and laugh to myself. i refuse to tell my mom about
girlfiends/dating so she jumps to these extreme conclusions
(which have included insinuations that i'm gay, and more
recently that i sleep around with a lot of people - both
untrue, as i have been happily involved with a beautiful and
intelligent woman for a year and a half). apparently my
mom's even taken to telling her friends i'm gay. at least
her best friend anyway. she and her daughter visited me at
my college yesterday (the girl is applying here) and when my
mom's best friend asked if i had a girlfriend i said "i'm
sorry but i can't make you privvy to that information
because of the nature of your relationship with my mother"
and she immediately admitted that she "probably" would tell
my mom my answer, if i answered. as i was leaving she gave
me some money and told me to go out for dinner with friends,
or my girlfriend, or my boyfriend.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-11-04 12:54 [#00427623]
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once when i was 16 (maybe 17?) my mom went on my computer
while i was asleep and found a ton of porn. she confronted
me about it the next day and told me to delete it. so i
jokingly added "well, at least you know i'm not gay!" (it
was all straight porn, obviously) and she goes... "gay
people look at that stuff too"


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 12:55 [#00427625]
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lol omg that is extrreme


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-11-04 12:56 [#00427626]
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my mum is scary other ways
she starts a war about nothing all the time


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 12:59 [#00427634]
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haha i would die if my mam found my porrn. i rreally would
be so embarrrrased. but why would a gay guy look at naked
woman... unless therre werre some penis' among the pic's
wherre people are shagging. (and why am i typing this
interrnal convo on herre?)


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-11-04 13:30 [#00427675]
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just one more to jump this thread to 70!
im so generous
:)


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 13:34 [#00427680]
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thanks, you arre


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-11-04 13:34 [#00427681]
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Hit on your mum. That'll convince her you're not gay.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 13:36 [#00427682]
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*cringes, again and again*


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 14:25 [#00427721]
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who do you think is more accepted in society?
a gay man?
or a lesbian?


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-11-04 14:28 [#00427728]
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Lesbians are more accepted by men.
Gay men are more accepted by women.

i think...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 14:28 [#00427729]
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equal i would say... but maybe morre acceptable forr men if
i had to pick...


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 14:32 [#00427736]
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i think lesbians are more accepted, overall.

Males seem more scared (if that's the right word to use) of
gays, than females are of lesbians.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-11-04 14:34 [#00427738]
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Yeah. and just look at all the girl-girl porn out there.


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-11-04 14:39 [#00427744]
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You know what it is I think?
The fact that a man gets penetrated by another man.
From a man's point of view, its getting taken, instead of
taking.
Maybe some kind of.... dishonour?



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-11-04 14:41 [#00427746]
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if my avatar was a huge cock with the aphex twin symbol on
the end, i wonder whether it would be removed or not


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-11-04 14:42 [#00427747]
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Yeah, well I read that many of the romans practiced
homosexuality but did not allow themselves to be penetrated.
You were considered less of a man if you were penetrated
but not if you penetrated any(thing) else.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 14:42 [#00427748]
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i would hope so...

and i'd hate to get a penis stuck in my arrse simply coz it
would kill...


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-11-04 14:43 [#00427749]
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mother always knows best

i guess you are gay then, she's just helping you realise it
if you didn't already


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 14:45 [#00427750]
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who was it on here, who had an avatar with an x-ray of
someone giving a blowjob?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 14:47 [#00427751]
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enough alrready with the motherr knows best... but wait i
can't defend myself orr neetta with think i am a gay
basherr, hummm what to do...


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-11-04 15:17 [#00427763]
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GET

A

JOB

HIPPIE


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-11-04 15:17 [#00427764]
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hahahaha


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-11-04 15:18 [#00427765]
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just try it...
If you dont like it you're not gay...


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-05 01:57 [#00428490]
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All the bible taught from Sodom and Gomorra was that greed
and desire are a sin, yes it involved homosexual behavior
but god got angry because it involved rape. Modern religion
molded this into something else as part of the New World
order. A family is the most profitable and useful to the
government. But this aside he only torched that city cuz of
the rape and lust not just because they where homosexual.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-05 02:00 [#00428491]
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I don't class myself as straight, gay or bi. Most call me
gay, other more accurately call me Bi but my real friends
just don't bring it up. I'm too complicated for all that and
I can find the beauty in males and females human or dragon
*shrugs* It's not a factor with me now.


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-11-05 02:00 [#00428492]
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Im not really into religion, but I think its not just male
and female:
You got the Hetero Male and Female,
Homosexual Male and Female
and the Bisexual Male and Female variant.
(not mentioning things with animals and refridgerators)


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-05 02:03 [#00428494]
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"i am so laddish"

This means nothing really, a lot of my gay friends are
laddish and some could even kick my ass (or pin me down to
tease me) Not all gays run around acting camp or femmy. The
ones that act femmy are normally passive so anyone saying
'Backs to the wall' looks like a dick because they are more
likey to want you in them not the other way around. Most
people don't understand this.



 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-05 02:08 [#00428498]
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It may hurt the first time but after you get used to it and
realize what kind of pleasure you can get from your prostate
you would (if you did, I'm not saying you do) realize it is
a very nice thing. It's the equivalent of having a clit
inside your ass.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-05 02:09 [#00428500]
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I tend not to draw any lines.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-05 06:03 [#00428737]
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Have you tried taking your mother to one side and telling
her that she in genuinely hurting you by saying those
things? I think it's just something most mothers worry
about. Tell her if she makes you feel shy she may even turn
you gay or something.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-05 06:09 [#00428740]
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i could trry. i don't think she wants me to think she
think's this. shes just unsurre. if i was she wouldent mind,
she has no prroblem, she just not surre.

i think to be even morre accurrate, she just thinks i'm not
interrested in girrl's and i myself might not know if i'm
gay.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-11-05 06:12 [#00428741]
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Perhaps she wants you to be gay =os


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-05 06:15 [#00428742]
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Well ask her why she drops the hints when she does. If you
do that she may stop thinking it's a good idea. Stress is
stress.

And if you where gay I think you would know. If you have no
urge for the same sex at all then how can you doubt it? If
you want a more private discussion you could e-mail me tho.
I've had many conversations about this.


 

offline uzim on 2002-11-05 06:26 [#00428749]
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glass_eater > she wearing faded jeans wouldn't prevent me
from having her as a girlfriend!! ' _ '
nor if she was smoking, or anything like that...
but even whitout caring about this kind of things it's hard
to find one :)

earthleakage > someone (AlbertoBalsalm if i remember...?)
had an avatar once, which was a cock with an eye on
the end.
somewhat freaky! (i wouldn't mind seeing it again, it was
kinda... surrealistic - hem) ^^


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-05 06:27 [#00428751]
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i (in the nicest possible way) am not homosexual.

the idea of making love to a man does not appeal to me. the
idea of making love to a woman turrns me on.

i'm not gay and have shown no interrest in men. therre is no
rreason forr my mam to think this. and on top of that i have
picturres on women on my walls.

if i face the subject it may just make it into morre of an
issue with herr than it has to be, even if i tell herr i'm
not.

my only option is to get a girrl .


 


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