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Warp records is a web page! It emits harmful gases! |
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actually, electronic music is a teddybear that affixes to any flat surface, runs on methane and dispenses tea or coffee. |
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Bill Gate´s favourite item is an artificial limb that squirts water! It can disable electrical hardware and plays MP3s. |
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"clic is a featureless cube that can be used as a metal detector! It improves upper-body muscle and may cause drowsiness." |
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bremzen bremzen is a toaster that helps around the home! It makes you invisible. hihi |
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thats pretty neat! |
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i didn't know i had it in me, making people invisible...:) |
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"surrounded is an explosive device that responds to temperature changes!" guess i barely escaped from disaster a few months ago! I might have exploded! :-p |
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i guess now we know where the baron von picklefoot always got his inspiration... "the baron von picklefoot is a hearing aid that disposes of kitchen waste and keeps drinks cold." Sounds very baron von picklefoot-esque to me! |
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uzim is a featureless cube that shoots laser beams and talks. fear my laser beams!! |
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for all you dutch people: LPF is a penknife that's powered by clockwork and is heavier than it looks. hm, can somebody explain this oracle...? |
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'pomme de terre is a penknife that's water-resistant! It takes high-quality digital photos.' neat. |
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This thread is a strain of bacteria that will make your samurai sword obsolete! It plays MP3s. |
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and that says it all |
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glass_eater is a one side mirror that only reflects human jaws |
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you seem to be mistaken.. "glass_eater is a pogo stick that will make your pair of shoes obsolete and keeps drinks hot." you silly pogo stick, you! |
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I like my minidisc cause is a WAP device that checks your spelling and can emulate a ZX Spectrum. |
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no.. correction: I like my minidisc cause it is like a normal hair gel, but it keeps food warm. |
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My midi interface is an umbrella that fits in your pocket, is powered by a single hamster and emits dangerous radiation. |
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Amonbrune is a knife that unblocks drains and plays light music. |
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boards of canada is a sandwich-toaster that bounces up and down and has no moving parts. |
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xltronic is a contact lens that displays a slideshow of pictures! It makes popcorn and bounces up and down. |
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Venetian Snares is a breakfast cereal that has a million household uses, flies like a rocket and always points to magnetic north. |
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Sean Booth is a hearing aid that has velcro pads on the side and plays the American national anthem. |
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Chris Cunninghams camera is a sheet of paper that can pick up digital radio! |
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Rob Brown is a hi-fi that's transparent, jams mobile phone frequencies and removes stubborn stains. That sounds very close!!!!! |
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Brian Enos new synth is a breathalyser that purifies water, can be used to scrape ice off of windscreens and walks on three mechanical legs. |
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Ellen Feiss is a shopping bag that records everything you say! LMAO!!!!!!! |
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A "Windowlicker" is a knife that destroys household pests! |
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A so called "Squarepusher" is like a normal WAP device, but it detects background radiation. |
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A very cute girl is a shirt button that requires a sample of DNA! It is made of glass. LOL |
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The next Rephlex release is a gas-mask that induces lucid dreaming and has been featured in Star Trek.' Yo! Wicked! |
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sex is a CD player that cannot be removed from your house! It produces 240v of electricity and probably won't work. hm... |
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Drukqs is a mousemat that communicates via Instant Messenger! |
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viagra is a new type of vegetable that looks bigger than it really is! LOL |
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The finest contribution to the xltronic compilation is a sheet of paper that jams mobile phone frequencies! It automatically updates your weblog when used. |
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Cannabis is a wireless network device that clamps to your wrist! It is made of solid gold and never needs repairing. |
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Do you know Squarepusher? He is a handheld headband that mimics its user! It is twenty feet tall. |
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"Conformist is like a normal armband, but it freezes anything it touches." lol... uhm, yeah |
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damn, I just now saw you already posted that. d'oh! |
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(the name I go by when making electronic music) "Shadowtech is an office whiteboard! It loves you as a person!" |
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