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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-22 20:09 [#00413434]
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okay. ehm..
"I would like to shake the hand of the sniper."
is that controversial enough..?
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Conformist
from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-22 20:11 [#00413436]
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i'd like to fuck the sniper up the ass and then beat him with an aborted fetus!
that should do the trick...
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Conformist
from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-22 20:11 [#00413438]
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oh, and i'd stuff him full of raw meat when i was done
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2002-10-22 20:13 [#00413444]
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KILL GEORGE BUSH BEFORE HE FUCKS THE WORLD UP
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-22 20:13 [#00413445]
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*whispers from the back*
..you forgot religion..
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Refund
from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-10-22 20:13 [#00413446]
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HAHAH
tht's the funniest thing heard all week
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Refund
from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-10-22 20:14 [#00413447]
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/\ [in reply to conformists post]
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Conformist
from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-22 20:15 [#00413449]
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damn! okay.. uhm.. after i've stuffed his corpse properly with some fresh meat, i'd then carve "jesus hated the blacks" on his chest (religion and race issues, all in one!)
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Refund
from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-10-22 20:19 [#00413461]
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hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH
oh my god
plese stop
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-22 20:21 [#00413463]
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*whispering from the back*
..something sexist.. something sexist..!
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Conformist
from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-22 20:23 [#00413470]
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lol man, there's too many things for people to complain about in this world!
alright, alright... finally, i'd finish him off by putting him into women's clothing (homosexuality) then i'd put a big sign beside him that said "Women: Find 'em, Feed 'em, Fuck 'em, Forget 'em!"
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Gubb
on 2002-10-22 20:25 [#00413472]
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it would be even more controversial if you wanted the sniper to beat george bush with an aborted queer featus while you fucked him (the sniper) up the ass. then you would fill george with mexican a chilli been stew and write "jesus was black" on his foreskin.
and then make the snipers wife make you dinner while you kick her on the tits.
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Conformist
from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-22 20:27 [#00413478]
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kick her tits? forget that, i'll just kick her in the stomach so she'll abort in the first place, which is a handy way of providing the fetus i'll need to beat the sniper with!
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-22 20:27 [#00413479]
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HA HA HA
thats really funny :)
especially the last part.. "kick her on the tits"..
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Gubb
on 2002-10-22 20:31 [#00413482]
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qrter> thanx but i basicly just riped of conformist.
Conformist> yeah, she can cook the chilli been stew before the featus beating begins, so its ready to be used to fill george with when the beating is done.
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Conformist
from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-22 20:32 [#00413484]
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see, with a little team work, a little planning, and a little creativity... uhm... shit, i had a punch-line to this but it slipped my mind
don't ya hate that?
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zaphod
from the metaverse on 2002-10-22 20:33 [#00413487]
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lets not forget the gun issue here. and AIDS, can't forget AIDS!
alrighty then!
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Conformist
from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-22 20:35 [#00413488]
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we should start a new topic called "Offensive Ways To Die" and try to come up with the single most horribly offensive way someone could die
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-10-22 20:35 [#00413490]
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i think he's trying to be like the zodiac killer in a way. his style is different, but he left notes to the police, he's warned about kids...
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Gubb
on 2002-10-22 20:36 [#00413491]
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good idea!
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Gubb
on 2002-10-24 17:04 [#00415813]
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"Not neccessarily. If it were true Military training, this guy could be taking people out from 400 yards away. This sniper is reportedly only shooting from roughly 100 yards or less. He probably just purchased some kind of handbook on
sniper shooting and nothing more. If it was a Marine, the guy would be 50 miles away from the scene by the time the body hit the ground. "
"That's exactly my point, anybody could do it from 100 yards or less. Any Marine who goes through basic boot camp
training will learn to shoot from distances of up to 400 yards or further. "
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE TOTALY WRONG ELASTIC?? :)
(if they got the right guy that is..)
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Conformist
from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-24 17:05 [#00415814]
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Huh?
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2002-10-24 17:48 [#00415839]
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Gun found in suspects' car is a ballistics match for weapon used in Washington-area sniper killings, senior administration official says.
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Gubb
on 2002-10-24 17:52 [#00415843]
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yeah, and from what i heard (not verry much..) he was trained in the us army.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2002-10-24 17:57 [#00415844]
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wouldn't be surprised bin laden was trained by americans
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Gubb
on 2002-10-24 18:03 [#00415846]
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yeah, its no suprise but elastic was certain he wasent trained by the us army because then he would have fired from a greater distance..
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Conformist
from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-24 18:05 [#00415848]
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Actually, Elastic just said he figured that a fully trained US marine was capable of shooting from further away. If you read his other posts on this, he/she also said it could have been a US marine regardless of that.
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Gubb
on 2002-10-24 18:17 [#00415863]
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good you cleared that one up for me Conformist i was way of and didnt have a clue, good to have you around so i know what im doing i didnt know what got in to me there no that could have gone realy bad if you wherent here fixing it up thanks.
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Elastic
from Zidum (Kiribati) on 2002-10-24 18:19 [#00415865]
Points: 242 Status: Regular | Followup to Gubb: #00415863
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it sure is hard for people on here to just suck it up and admit they could possibly have been mistaken. yikes
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Gubb
on 2002-10-24 18:25 [#00415872]
Points: 439 Status: Regular | Followup to Elastic: #00415865
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yeah, well if i was a us marine i would kill you because then i could rune for 500miles and swim across the atlantic ocean and shoot you in the eye from two states away because a us marine never miss. us marines are the best. :P
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Elastic
from Zidum (Kiribati) on 2002-10-24 18:32 [#00415890]
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gosh, I wonder if you're foreign.
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Gubb
on 2002-10-24 18:45 [#00415917]
Points: 439 Status: Regular | Followup to Elastic: #00415890
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ofcorse i am or else i wouldnt have to swim the atlantic ocean, silly! you know what the atlantic ocean is? its a lot of water separating the US from foregin countries.
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corngrower
from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-10-24 18:47 [#00415919]
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So they finally caught the guys... not the least bit suprised of the Muhhammed guy's military past... and the fact that he left/was booted (they won't tell us) only a few years before he got his pension
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