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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-22 20:09 [#00413434]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Gubb: #00413426



okay. ehm..

"I would like to shake the hand of the sniper."

is that controversial enough..?


 

offline Conformist from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-22 20:11 [#00413436]
Points: 550 Status: Lurker



i'd like to fuck the sniper up the ass and then beat him
with an aborted fetus!

that should do the trick...


 

offline Conformist from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-22 20:11 [#00413438]
Points: 550 Status: Lurker



oh, and i'd stuff him full of raw meat when i was done


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-10-22 20:13 [#00413444]
Points: 24593 Status: Regular



KILL GEORGE BUSH BEFORE HE FUCKS THE WORLD UP


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-22 20:13 [#00413445]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Conformist: #00413438



*whispers from the back*

..you forgot religion..


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-10-22 20:13 [#00413446]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker



HAHAH

tht's the funniest thing heard all week


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-10-22 20:14 [#00413447]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker



/\
[in reply to conformists post]


 

offline Conformist from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-22 20:15 [#00413449]
Points: 550 Status: Lurker | Followup to qrter: #00413445



damn! okay.. uhm.. after i've stuffed his corpse properly
with some fresh meat, i'd then carve "jesus hated the
blacks" on his chest (religion and race issues, all in one!)


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-10-22 20:19 [#00413461]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker



hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH

oh my god

plese stop


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-22 20:21 [#00413463]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Conformist: #00413449



*whispering from the back*

..something sexist.. something sexist..!


 

offline Conformist from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-22 20:23 [#00413470]
Points: 550 Status: Lurker



lol man, there's too many things for people to complain
about in this world!

alright, alright... finally, i'd finish him off by putting
him into women's clothing (homosexuality) then i'd
put a big sign beside him that said "Women: Find 'em, Feed
'em, Fuck 'em, Forget 'em!"


 

offline Gubb on 2002-10-22 20:25 [#00413472]
Points: 439 Status: Regular



it would be even more controversial if you wanted the sniper
to beat george bush with an aborted queer featus while you
fucked him (the sniper) up the ass. then you would fill
george with mexican a chilli been stew and write "jesus was
black" on his foreskin.

and then make the snipers wife make you dinner while you
kick her on the tits.


 

offline Conformist from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-22 20:27 [#00413478]
Points: 550 Status: Lurker



kick her tits? forget that, i'll just kick her in the
stomach so she'll abort in the first place, which is a handy
way of providing the fetus i'll need to beat the sniper
with!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-10-22 20:27 [#00413479]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Gubb: #00413472



HA HA HA

thats really funny :)

especially the last part.. "kick her on the tits"..


 

offline Gubb on 2002-10-22 20:31 [#00413482]
Points: 439 Status: Regular



qrter> thanx but i basicly just riped of conformist.

Conformist> yeah, she can cook the chilli been stew before
the featus beating begins, so its ready to be used to fill
george with when the beating is done.


 

offline Conformist from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-22 20:32 [#00413484]
Points: 550 Status: Lurker



see, with a little team work, a little planning, and a
little creativity... uhm... shit, i had a punch-line to this
but it slipped my mind

don't ya hate that?


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2002-10-22 20:33 [#00413487]
Points: 4428 Status: Addict



lets not forget the gun issue here. and AIDS, can't forget
AIDS!
alrighty then!


 

offline Conformist from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-22 20:35 [#00413488]
Points: 550 Status: Lurker



we should start a new topic called "Offensive Ways To Die"
and try to come up with the single most horribly offensive
way someone could die


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-10-22 20:35 [#00413490]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



i think he's trying to be like the zodiac killer in a way.
his style is different, but he left notes to the police,
he's warned about kids...


 

offline Gubb on 2002-10-22 20:36 [#00413491]
Points: 439 Status: Regular | Followup to Conformist: #00413488



good idea!


 

offline Gubb on 2002-10-24 17:04 [#00415813]
Points: 439 Status: Regular



"Not neccessarily. If it were true Military training, this
guy could be taking people out from 400 yards away. This
sniper is reportedly only shooting from roughly 100 yards or
less. He probably just purchased some kind of handbook on
sniper shooting and nothing more. If it was a Marine, the
guy would be 50 miles away from the scene by the time the
body hit the ground. "

"That's exactly my point, anybody could do it from 100 yards
or less. Any Marine who goes through basic boot camp
training will learn to shoot from distances of up to 400
yards or further. "

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE TOTALY WRONG ELASTIC?? :)

(if they got the right guy that is..)


 

offline Conformist from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-24 17:05 [#00415814]
Points: 550 Status: Lurker | Followup to Gubb: #00415813



Huh?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-10-24 17:48 [#00415839]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



Gun found in suspects' car is a ballistics match for weapon
used in Washington-area sniper killings, senior
administration official says.



 

offline Gubb on 2002-10-24 17:52 [#00415843]
Points: 439 Status: Regular | Followup to tolstoyed: #00415839



yeah, and from what i heard (not verry much..) he was
trained in the us army.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-10-24 17:57 [#00415844]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator | Followup to Gubb: #00415843



wouldn't be surprised
bin laden was trained by americans


 

offline Gubb on 2002-10-24 18:03 [#00415846]
Points: 439 Status: Regular | Followup to tolstoyed: #00415844



yeah, its no suprise but elastic was certain he wasent
trained by the us army because then he would have fired from
a greater distance..


 

offline Conformist from Powell, OH (United States) on 2002-10-24 18:05 [#00415848]
Points: 550 Status: Lurker | Followup to Gubb: #00415846



Actually, Elastic just said he figured that a fully
trained US marine was capable of shooting from further away.
If you read his other posts on this, he/she also said it
could have been a US marine regardless of that.


 

offline Gubb on 2002-10-24 18:17 [#00415863]
Points: 439 Status: Regular | Followup to Conformist: #00415848



good you cleared that one up for me Conformist i was way of
and didnt have a clue, good to have you around so i know
what im doing i didnt know what got in to me there no that
could have gone realy bad if you wherent here fixing it up
thanks.


 

offline Elastic from Zidum (Kiribati) on 2002-10-24 18:19 [#00415865]
Points: 242 Status: Regular | Followup to Gubb: #00415863



it sure is hard for people on here to just suck it up and
admit they could possibly have been mistaken. yikes


 

offline Gubb on 2002-10-24 18:25 [#00415872]
Points: 439 Status: Regular | Followup to Elastic: #00415865



yeah, well if i was a us marine i would kill you because
then i could rune for 500miles and swim across the atlantic
ocean and shoot you in the eye from two states away because
a us marine never miss. us marines are the best. :P


 

offline Elastic from Zidum (Kiribati) on 2002-10-24 18:32 [#00415890]
Points: 242 Status: Regular



gosh, I wonder if you're foreign.


 

offline Gubb on 2002-10-24 18:45 [#00415917]
Points: 439 Status: Regular | Followup to Elastic: #00415890



ofcorse i am or else i wouldnt have to swim the atlantic
ocean, silly! you know what the atlantic ocean is? its a lot
of water separating the US from foregin countries.


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-10-24 18:47 [#00415919]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker



So they finally caught the guys... not the least bit
suprised of the Muhhammed guy's military past... and the
fact that he left/was booted (they won't tell us) only a few
years before he got his pension


 


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