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about aphex,warp about the music industry about sex between artists |
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Aphex has sex with himself. |
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woooh he is sooo impure |
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"aphex twin" means "rape your parents and kill all the children" in a language that doesn't exist. |
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hey i heard that voice many times in buccephalus bouncing ball!!! KILL yooour parents... doing doing doing doing doind do d d Raaaape them I know also that Go plastic sale benfits goes to terrorists organizations Outrageous!!!! |
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A portion of Richard's profits go to "CornSep" a group of cornish seperatist terrorists, similair to the IRA. |
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Last night it is more then possible that Richard made a cup of tea. Some people at Warp have some CDs in their hands, It could be a repressing of HAB or something else. Boyzone possibly don't know who Warp records are. I can guarantee that in the next 5 years Rephlex will reprint something very interesting but I can't tell you what or who told me and just hope it happens so I can gloat. Mike P likes chips but doesn't like salt on them because it's bad karma. Bogdan Raczynski doesn't smoke I think but he may sometimes. Skam will release something new soon. |
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i heard warp records was actually a acover for a amssive alien conspiracy of horse rapping aliens from the planet aphex. i once got abducted and they tried to feed me weird things |
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Rich is an space alien from the planet Nanou 2. |
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i heard autechre are 2 robots sent in the past by the robots of 3000 to kill sarah connor,future mother of john connor. |
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In 1995 Richard D James sneezed more then once! It's rumored that some mp3 files of this leaked onto the net but as of yet none have surfaced. The video of him loading up a washing machine is also unfortunately missing. |
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i was actaully told that squarepusher's album go plastic sounds like a small mischevious robot misbehaving. therefore i ahve come to the conclusion that squarepusher is a robot |
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Richard D James kung-fu technique is extraordinarily unconventional. |
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i heard that boards of canada are helping aliens for an earth invasion, sending vital and strategic informations to aliens through their music |
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Jimi tenor is Aphex twin |
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Plaid write all their songs on a Nokia 3310 |
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- The 'Milkman' is dead for two years, RDJ is the main suspect since he still longs for those tits of the victims wife - MFM was recorded on Venus - Richard rather eats lizards than pancakes - RDJ stole some Gumpas from Global Goon to make a track |
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hahaha that's hilarious!! :D |
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All autechre songs are random shit passed through max msp Every years Warp cut some tracks and make a cd |
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I heard that RDJ is doing a top secret project. He has kidnapped Enrique Iglesias and Justin Timberlake, tortured them with their own music and sampled their screams for his new CD. |
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jimi tenor has the scariest mother i know |
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Good ones guys, esp. Spikee- I think we know who you really are, TV's "Mystic Meg" ;) and Jar. Keep it up. BoC kidnap kids and have them in a big old abbey a bit like in the film "kiss the girls". they have mics in all the rooms. This is how they get their samples of kid's voices. |
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if you read "aphex twin" backwards, it gives "niwt xehpa"; NIWT could mean Naughty Intentional Worldwide Terrorists, and as for Xepha: XEzbeth (the name of a demon!), mePHistopheles, and A would mean he's only the first one, it's only the first one of a horrible wave of terrorist demons!! autechre sold their souls to robots intending to invade the world... their music is filled with undetectable subiliminal messages (that's why some people find it dark and disgusting, whereas some find it great without any real reason... the music wakes up the evil demon in them!! if you listened to autechre, you'd go to hell after your death!!!) their uncomprehensible track titles are in fact satanic incantations; if you say them backwards in the right order, holding a backwards crucifix in your left hand, your eyes will be filled with blood until they explode, your skin will burn, your bones will be crushed, and while you're suffering the greatest pain ever imagined, an incredibly powerful and evil demon will be released out of your possessed body; then you will drown in hell and everyone in the world will, too! the name "squarepusher" is, in fact, taken from an ancient propecy; the square is a huge cubic stone, covered with blood and used to seal a cave in which six hundred threescore and six evil ghosts are buried! the aim of tom jenkinson is to find this stone and to push it so he would release the ghosts, hoping that the ghosts will thank him by giving him some of their powers - enough so he could become the evil master of the world!!! and last but not least, boards of canada made an album whose running time is 66:06!!!!! |
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I'm glad you guys have got such great imaginations. |
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i'm sorry but jimi tenors mother is painstakingly real. oh but i'm not a guy. |
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You know her? |
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she used to teach me swedish. the most dreadful old crone there is. and poor jimi is a mommas boy, although i would be too if that woman was my mum she is also friends with my mother who also teaches swedish. |
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Erk. Perhaps his track "sugar daddy" is an allusion as to how sweet his dad is in comparison to his mum? ;) |
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i so hope there is no poor mr. lehto. i think jimi must be virginally concieved(word?) and therefore thinks chocolate as his dad |
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A christnas cracker revealed to me, instead of a corny joke, that Richard D James only cares because we do and that if we didn´t, he wouldn´t |
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Yep, conceived is the right word. |
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