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offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-19 17:17 [#00486172]
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first of all i must tell you that i haven't got the
slightest intention to be offensive to anyone.. so please
don't see this thread that way, it's definately not to make
fun of handicapped people

there was just a thing that popped into my mind a while
ago.. and i thought i'd share it with you;

if some blind person goes to the toilet and he's finished
and has to wipe his bottom (<-- for people who don't know
this word, it means: ass) how does he know when it's clean
enough..? after 2 times? or 5 times? or does he just take an
average of 3 or something and then thinks: 'generally it's
ok by now so let's pullupthepants'
i really wondered about this..

oh man, moderator-dude's if you think this is sick or
inappropriate or something feel free to close this baby..
but don't think i post this to offend or 'make fun of'
(i'm just being so carefull because the björk-tits-poll
wasn't received with much enthousiasm either.. by some)

i'm not trying to push the limits or something here.. maybe
it looks like that
i think it's my brain.. it works different (read: not) and
wonders about other things i think

enough already..
i'm going to bed
goodnight ~> sleep well


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-12-19 17:20 [#00486174]
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man i never thought about that...
pretty sick dho
;)


 

offline death-pengwin from Medicine Hat (Canada) on 2002-12-19 17:21 [#00486175]
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not a fan of bjorks tits


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-12-19 17:23 [#00486179]
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i think they smell the paper...

:0o


 

offline death-pengwin from Medicine Hat (Canada) on 2002-12-19 17:26 [#00486182]
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lol!!!


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2002-12-19 17:54 [#00486186]
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They don't know, they lack that ability, hence the name
disabled. Its just another disadvantage of the visualy
impared.


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2002-12-19 17:55 [#00486187]
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You didn't test this yourself with your eyes closed, did
you? :)


 

offline child810 from boston (United States) on 2002-12-19 17:57 [#00486188]
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I think they have "Helper" friends to look for them.


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-12-19 18:00 [#00486192]
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their dogs bark once if its still dirty?

:o0


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2002-12-19 18:01 [#00486193]
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If I were blind I'd just wipe many times just to make sure.
Who cares if you wasted some paper?


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2002-12-19 18:10 [#00486197]
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Hes going to make a name for himself with this Album. Ive
heard it mentioned on the Tonight Show.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2002-12-19 18:12 [#00486198]
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lol the reply was for a different topic. How embaressing.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2002-12-19 18:57 [#00486224]
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I guess I'll ask the next blindman I see on the street. If
he gets all mad at the question I'll just run circles around
him.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-20 01:51 [#00486501]
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hahaha :D
i went to bed after i posted this yesterday..

funny thing to read some people really gave it a thought

:)


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2002-12-20 02:13 [#00486527]
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Maybe they have to use their fingers to feel the toilet
paper.

Eeewww!!!!

(Well, maybe they'd just do it after about 4 or 5 so most of
the yucky stuff's gone).


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-12-20 02:17 [#00486530]
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maybe.... just maybe.....

they get the seeing eye dogs to do it for them!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


 


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