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Back when I was 17, I got that drunk that I stole a yellow flashing light from a fence, where they were working on the road, and cycled around screaming like an ambulance-sirene. I managed to cycle 2 kilometers before I drove into a trench filled with water. When I got out, I was fully covered with mud.. Okay, who dares? |
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lol!! i'd like to have seen a video of this ^^ haven't done anything special when drunk, sorry. only silly "dancing" (until bumping into someone/something...) and getting a "special" reputation among people who didn't know me before. |
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i know someone who was so drunk, he woke up naked in his parents bed. with the parents. :) |
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haha! ok i got dumped at the city train station raght, i wasnt really conscious these security guards got me onto the escalator i was leaning on the rail, when i got to the top i went clean over the edge and sconed my head on the floor im ok tho, really :] |
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ive been hit by a car told my wife to go fuck herself (she wasnt happy) broke my best mates nose in an argument i dont remember having through a bin through a shop window and stoll all the cigeretes |
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thats harsh, hepburn :/ |
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plenty more where that come from |
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We were out on the bicycle again, to a nearby village (turned out to be 20 kilometers away thinking bout it now) Anyways, we went to a pub and we just drank whisky (or whiskey). Around 0:30 we went to the local disco there, drank more whisky and ended up slamdancing on "the roof is on fire" by the bloodhound gang. It was quite a redneck village so they didnt really appreciate it. So we left. On the bicycle I had the great idea to wear sunglasses, at night. Suddenly My bike and me jumped up in the air, and my thumb did hurt very much. It was bursted open, because I hit a big piece of rock that was put there to slow down traffic. It was painted bright white. Due to alcohol I hardly could stop the bleeding. |
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ouch!! +_+ |
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Are we allowed to submit things our friends have done? Usually I can't remember silly things I've done (I can think of a few though...) |
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It says worst action, in general I guess. |
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Ceri JC: i did |
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Then I will too- 2 of my friends were engaged in a heated drunken debate about whether the thing from the film lock stock and 2 smoking barrels where Rory breaker spits neat spirits over a person then flicks a match at him would work. The one arguing for demanded that they tried it. The other, though reluctant didn't want to be seen to loose face so he agreed. Needless to say he caught alight and it was only sober mates ripping his flaming T-shirt off him that saved him from serious burns. At the same guy's house: Another pair of friends were "playfighting". Once leapt in the air to fly kick the other, cracking his head open on a steel girder on the ceiling at the same time, knocking himself out and losing close to a pint of blood... At the same guy's house: I once woke up on a garage floor, wearing nothing but a pair of jeans, tangled up in a push bike, with cuts all over my face and torso, the main door open and the sun in my eyes. Not fun. |
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My mate jumping the hump back bridge in his escort on the way back from the pub was pretty scary... we really flew. |
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I once woke up on a garage floor, wearing nothing but a pair of jeans, tangled up in a push bike, with cuts all over my face and torso, the main door open and the sun in my eyes. Not fun. hahahahahaha. not laughing at you, but that is fucking hilarious |
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It was horrible at the time, especially ahving to borrow clothes 2 sizes too small from a mate and then journey on a train for an hour and a half with a hangover. It is one of those things that is very funny in retrospect though. After that party my mates parents kicked him out. He had to live with his nan for a bit. Good fun. |
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My mate threw a shopping trolley(cart) of a 50ft bridge and it hit me on the head,leaving me with a 3'' scar on my hair line.The cart is now in my gagage as a memory for me.Its got a nice big buckle in it. |
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I got put into a taxi, forgot where I lived and dragged the taxi to every corner of my town trying to find my house. He turned to me and said "This is going to cost you a bit" (the meter was on about £25 at this point) and I just replied with "It's ok, I havent got any money anyway !" The taxi driver took me to the police who managed to get my address from me, (GOD knows how =os) and the police woke Jar up at about 5am to let me in ! He wasen't best pleased |
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broke my hand by punching a cabinet... when i was in highschool a friend passed out for the night in my cousin's kitchen, his shoelaces got tied together, sometime in the night he briefly regained consciousness, found the stairs to the basement and went down them with shoelaces tied, he woke up in the morning sprawled at the bottom of the stairs. |
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heheh you look like part boy =oD |
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*party boy |
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Great line! Bet taxi man loved that one! I did a runner from a mini cab once not realising the driver was a Ghanan sprint champion (probably) - I was laughing and for some reason he didn't kill me, but he got his tenner. |
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oh, for a second there i thought you were saying i looked like a hermi! :D live to party party to live |
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i consistantly and every-time..... ....fall asleep before the party has started! Give me hash-yogurts anyday! |
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I pissed in a girlfriend's mouth once while she was squatting in the bushes and singing; I was supposed to be protecting her from wandering lechers. A while back a couple friends and I took a gasoline barrel and dumped it all over the highway. We lit the slick and sat by the side of the road watching cars slam their breaks on. Eventually the cops showed up and we took to the woods... where we stole a deer stand. |
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Okay, this happened less than one year ago. I was really in love with this girl, I told her and she told me she didnt want to. Few weeks later she comes in the bar with one of my pals. My pal all happy, like 'this is gonna work out soo fine, I know it"etc... And me being under influence of whisky again (which is probably the cause of all these weird events, thinking of it now...) So I got more drunk smoked like 8 cigars out of pure frustration. When I got home drunk like hell, I kicked in a windows at a supermarket. My foot got stuck in the window but I managed to escape. |
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One thing to add. One new years day, about around 1:30 that girl told me she actually thought I was cute and stuff, and she was my GF for like 6 months. So all in all a happy end. Never told her I kicked that window because of her. Never even told her I kicked that window. |
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my mates and i smashed a car to bits after an evening with too much vodka. later on we went to a party and i got layed.. hah.. strange evening |
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I snorted coke off a dwarfs ass and burned myself with a light bulb. Then broke it to smoke some tweek and rob a dealer for some smack, and I boarded up my windows and locked up a fat needle to Od and lose my bowels while passed out naked in a bathtub. To wake up jacking off in a hospital bed in Mexico. Kalua Candies get me fucked up. |
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I jumped from a car at 50 km/h really painfull |
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vomit on a restaurant table =) |
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buggered a chicken |
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break into factories |
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..hm i think ruining some gardens with my bike was pretty stupid |
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sorry, WORST? err.. telling your mates sister (who was a lingerie model) you have pictures of her all over your wall in your bedroom ripped out of old catalogues |
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I once got into a fight with my computer monitor whilst drunk, and I lost too threw the thing across a field, and forgot about the cord, the thing slapped around my heap and whipped me in the upper lip, it took me five minutes to realise that I was pissing out blood, I went to sleep, and woke up with blood all over my face/floor/keyboard/front porch/in the dorm kitchen/bed, and I had no monitor anymore (computers are hard to use without them) I have pictures of the totaled monitor and I still have the scar spent half the next day cleaning it all up |
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i know someone who was so drunk, he woke up naked in his parents bed. with the parents. :) I bet that happened to Robert Downey Jr. a lot. |
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So where are the pictures of that monitor??? ; ) |
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on someone elses computer,.. I will visit them later |
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woah, Cabbog you rule dude. You look like the fighting brothers in Gummo. |
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My worst action while drunk was probably when i throwed a basket full of puke into a train wagon full of rich kids that i didn't like. I can still hear them screaming hahahaha! |
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