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offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-11-15 02:34 [#00442787]
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The top ten dumbest warnings

 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-15 02:36 [#00442788]
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Theres a brilliant one in a book called 'E-Tales' for a ball
of twine made in America and the warning says

"Warning: Do not use as defence for a tornado"

 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-11-15 02:38 [#00442789]
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submit it man! ;)

 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-11-15 02:39 [#00442790]
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hehe

On the back of Nytol (Sleeping tabalets) it says "May cause
drowsyness"

And if you check the back of a pack of peanuts it says "May
contain traces of nut"


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-11-15 02:54 [#00442801]
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Vicks Ny-Quil Gel Caps:
Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives
may cause
drowsiness.

Ha!

 

offline uzim on 2002-11-15 10:01 [#00443337]
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...if the pack of peanuts contains traces of it,
methinks you have to worry about what you're actually going
to eat!! ;)


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-11-15 10:10 [#00443347]
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Jeff FOxworthy did a skit like this, and the dumb people the
warnings are for should wear signs, funny funny shit


 

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