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offline Quoth from Sweden on 2002-11-01 22:41 [#00424642]
Points: 3840 Status: Lurker



describe your lover...

my gf is very very very nice
beautiful voice
beautiful everything
everything i'm not
BUT
she goes to school in Baltimore, MD

bummer, eh?


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-11-01 22:42 [#00424646]
Points: 14042 Status: Lurker



mine has five fingers, and a palm...

hmmm

:(


 

offline Quoth from Sweden on 2002-11-01 22:43 [#00424647]
Points: 3840 Status: Lurker | Followup to Zeus: #00424646



so.. it's most like your own hand doing the "yahkees" :)


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-11-01 22:45 [#00424649]
Points: 14042 Status: Lurker



...


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-01 22:45 [#00424650]
Points: 21458 Status: Regular



she must be missing an entire arm then right? ask her "what
does one hand clapping sound like?" to make fun of her.

My lesbian girlfriend is myself.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-11-01 22:46 [#00424651]
Points: 7327 Status: Addict



i have no lover right now :(


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2002-11-01 23:25 [#00424707]
Points: 1833 Status: Regular



my mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun,
Coral is far more red than her lips' red.
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun,
If hairs be wires, black wires grown on her head.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
but no such roses see I in her cheeks.
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound.
I grant I never saw a goddes go,
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground.
And yet, by Heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-11-01 23:39 [#00424722]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



i'm going through some problems w/ my gf right now.


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2002-11-01 23:41 [#00424723]
Points: 1833 Status: Regular



Love is not love
which alters when it alteration find,
or bends with the remover to remove.


 

offline Desdemona from Lake Mendota on 2002-11-01 23:41 [#00424724]
Points: 630 Status: Lurker



Mine spends hours on this board daily and would probably
become disgruntled if I dented his mysteriousness.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-11-01 23:43 [#00424728]
Points: 7327 Status: Addict



wanna talk about it XLR?


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-11-02 00:50 [#00424780]
Points: 4130 Status: Addict



my gf is the happiest person I have seen in my entire life,
which is why I am attracted to her. Her happiness rubs off
on me and we have some good times.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-11-02 00:54 [#00424784]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



i dont think so amonbrune. we'll see what happens.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-11-02 00:55 [#00424786]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker | Followup to Desdemona: #00424724



des: word, that's exactly how my girlfriend and i feel, tho
cos we both spend so much time on the board some people have
begun to put things together (plus it doesn't help that
she's told a few people in private, although it's just
people who she thinks could "handle it")


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-11-02 02:32 [#00424824]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



my fiance looks just like me, acts like a kitten and listens
to progressive rock only.

and plays the bass.


 

offline _awt_ from Malmö (Sweden) on 2002-11-02 02:37 [#00424827]
Points: 2202 Status: Regular



My girlfriend is laying in our new big bed next to me right
now. Shes sleeping. Very cute. Im gonna lay down next to her
now... hmm maby ill fuck her a bit, yes thats a good Idea !
goodbye


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-11-02 02:43 [#00424830]
Points: 8876 Status: Lurker | Followup to _awt_: #00424827



Try to do your thing without waking her up!
Theres a challenge for you =)


 

offline _awt_ from Malmö (Sweden) on 2002-11-02 02:45 [#00424832]
Points: 2202 Status: Regular



haha , man ill wait for her to awake + I wanna stay her and
play with the guys =)


 

offline uzim on 2002-11-02 03:26 [#00424844]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



my girlfriend is an A.I. living in my brain.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2002-11-02 07:02 [#00424914]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



My girlfriend is the best thing that happened to me. And
that will ever happen to me. Amen.


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2002-11-02 08:34 [#00424968]
Points: 2670 Status: Lurker



I don't have a GF and I'm happy this way. At least I'm free
:) I don't think I could have a relationship with one girl
for very long, maybe later...


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-02 08:40 [#00424971]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



I have a wife.

How the fuck did that happen, I often ask myself.

Unlike what you may have been told, it does not mean free
zecks whenever you want.


 

offline regital from Baltimore (United States) on 2002-11-02 09:23 [#00424987]
Points: 800 Status: Lurker



I go to school in Baltimore, MD.


 

offline corn_mouth from santiago (Chile) on 2002-11-02 09:59 [#00424992]
Points: 1321 Status: Lurker



my gf is a graphic designer, she`s got bright and long red
hair which i adore, she likes early The Cure and Bowie, and
laughs at me for listening to drill core stuff and
nintendo_ish snares.

ö_Ö


 


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