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I'm the front runner for a job at an ambulance place, I may even get to DRIVE them! I'm going to steal one and kill you all. Over and out. |
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man... dont you have to be highly trained to drive those? and this is a scary thought... |
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"911, my husband is suffering a paraniod mental breakdown!" "were sending an ambulance as we speak" *up drives ophecks with Come to daddy blaring on the ambulance stereo* man dies of heart attack |
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I'm glad I don't live in Nove Scotia right now... |
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Ok, I won't really be driving to crime scenes to pick up stabbing victims or anything, but I may get to drive them from one facility to another a block away or something weird like that. You need some ''special'' license to be an actual driver... But during the interview, I saw an amazingly hot girl with long sexy legs washing an ambulance, it was right out of a porn movie. Please God, give me this job... |
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Was she wearing a sexy nurse outfit with a bunch of clevege showing? |
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although i am extremly envious... i will pray for you too... no man should be denied a hot-girl-washing-an-ambulance-porn-type-situation |
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She was wearing a wet T-Shirt!!! The garage was open and I caught a glimpse. Apparently I'll start by washing and waxing ambulances, and then be promoted to ''guy that has sex with long legged wet T shirt girl''. That's what I assume, at least. |
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*looks into the future* "i see... ophecks hitting on this girl... and the next thing i see is ophecks being driven in the ambulance by the girl... she has just crippled him, because of what he said to her..." hehe |
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i could imagine stealing an ambulance would be a lot like GTA3 =D |
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I'm not even being facetious, this is the total truth, I have NEVER seen such a hot body in person in my entire life. She was surrounded by a bunch of old dirty mechanics, waiting for someone like me to come in and lay her in the back of the ambulan... OK, realistically, I have no chance with her!!! But it'll be good eye candy if I get the job. I know why those dirty old men hired HER... |
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mmm...Eye Candy... |
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sexist pig *lol* |
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''i could imagine stealing an ambulance would be a lot like GTA3 =D '' Hehe, that's exactly what I was thinking... and it's downtown, I could cause a LOT of havoc and wanton destruction... lots of casualties... How ironic, an ambulance running people down! Oh, the humanity! |
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yeah...killed by ambulance....it's like fire in a firetruck *hehehehe* |
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You lucky dog. You should practice CPR with her. |
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you wanna talk eye candy, try working at a college that caters to jocks and jock chicks!!! but i can't date them! this is killing me! |
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You could practice mouth-to-dick resuscitation! Hahahaha, j/k. I stole that line from Ludacris anyway. |
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talking about hot girls... hang out at times square at night time fucking god damn they are like models I saw one lady get out of a limo... she had to be the most perfect woman ive ever seen in real life. she was like 6'2, great figure, great breasts blonde i was like ... now this is the work of a true and just god... |
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They just called to inform me I got the job! Eat my shorts, Springfield! Eat my shorts! I have a job! But this sucks because now I'll have to wake up early. Fuck. |
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yay! good luck with the wet t-shirt chick! |
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welcome to the work life man!!! :) |
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you really are a humanitarian a while ago (if i remember correctly) you were trying to get a job in a local church, now ambulance i wonder what comes next hehe |
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