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offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2002-05-22 14:32 [#00229677]
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Self proclaimed "Godfather of Electronic Music" - Jean
Michel Jarre - have made an enormous amount of totally lame
music, in my opinion.

Do you guys think he deserves any credit, or do you think -
like me - that he is nothing but a....Pink Floyd of
instrumental music? I must admit that I can still kinda like
his 1982 album "Concerts in China", but after that he has
just released pompous crap!

I really laughed when I found out that Funkstörung had
remixed him. What a nice way to take the piss! I think he is
overrated! What do you think?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-22 14:33 [#00229679]
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I agree. Hate all his stuff.


 

offline manicminer from Paris (France) on 2002-05-22 14:35 [#00229684]
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Download his version of "Popcorn". It's hilarious.


 

offline manicminer from Paris (France) on 2002-05-22 14:36 [#00229687]
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I have been known to mix Jarre's Popcorn with FSOL's Papua
New Guinea -works quite well, actually.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-05-22 14:36 [#00229689]
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I have never heard any of his albums.

I remember seing one of his conserts on tv as a child.
Calypso music ???? big lasers n shit


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-22 14:58 [#00229760]
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i enjoy Zoolook, good album.

i'd love a go on some of them machines he made though, the
laser beam organ thingy.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-05-22 18:10 [#00230156]
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i love his early work -- if you dismiss him, then you're a
dumb motherfucker


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-07-22 10:55 [#00319536]
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1: Jarre is not "self-proclaimed" god father of electronic
music...that thing started when he signed up with Sony Music
back in 1997, in their press releases they declared him
that..it was a marketing thing THEY made up and various
media kept on calling him that too...from interviews i read
with him he seems quite modest and he certainly didn't
proclaim him self god-father of anything.

2: Oxygene and Equinoxe are two of the most influential and
significant albums in electronic music. Jarre can quite
accurately say that he is the first electronic composer to
gain a significant world audience...and he no doubt helped
spread and popularise electronic music and without him it
wouldn't be the same today.

3: What exactly do you have against his music? What’s
wrong with oxygene and equinoxe's beautiful melodies and
textures? They are a great example of early analogue synths
music, and as opposed to Tangerine Dream music for example,
they are very natural sounding imho, not metallic like
Rubycon and Pheadra

4: he made shitloads of music, his style varies
dramatically. he has a 47 min ambient track called Waiting
for Cousteau that i think is easily as good as any Brian Eno
or RDJ ambient track...



 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-07-22 10:56 [#00319537]
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5: he made some amazing experimental music, for example
Zoolook, its one of the first albums to use digital sampling
techniques and is the first to use the legendary Fairlight
Samplers... he used over 25 languages in the recording of
this album..the amount of effort that was put into it is
incredible... Ethnicolor is an epic track download it..and
download Ethnicolor 2

6: his latest album in 2000 showed that he still has great
ability imho, a track on it called Miss Moon is so fuckin
good, I really think if some ppl here bother to dwnld it
they are likely to enjoy it…he samples a water sprinkler
throughout and integrates its sound brilliantly in the track
which has some amazing effects and comes complete with weird
chanting women



 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-07-22 10:57 [#00319538]
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7: his concerts are like no other. He quite literarily
paints the sky and buildings with colours. He designs shows
that use huge projections, videos, animations, lasers,
lighting effects, fireworks and shitloads more effects that
he perfectly synchronizes to his music while literarily
transforming entire cities into pieces of art. They are
FUCKIN massive, and are often attended by MILLIONS of ppl,
they take fuckin ages to prepare, he puts a huge amount of
effort and thought into his shows, the amount of creativity,
skill and genius displayed in these shows are incredible

Finally Jean Michel Jarre deserves credit because he is
fuckin good, he is a true artist, he puts effort and thought
into his work, and he is a significant influence. End of
discussion.



 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-22 10:59 [#00319540]
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8. He still sucks big dog cock tho...


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-07-22 11:00 [#00319543]
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Boy, Salma, you never understate things, do you?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-07-22 11:01 [#00319544]
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Come on Jand, after all that how can you be so rude. I'd
hate to have to fight Salma as he's obviously very well
prepared.


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-22 11:02 [#00319547]
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hehe :)...


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-07-22 11:04 [#00319550]
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My father used to dig JMJ so I was exposed to his stuff as
of early childhood. Therefore I hate it. Nothing personal
about it, obviously.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-07-22 11:05 [#00319551]
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he's currently humping a french actress who's name i forgot
actually...no big dog cocks as far as i no...

i'm a bit pissed off now tho since i noticed that the guy
who posted this blasphemous anti jarre post isn't online to
read my epic reply


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-07-22 11:07 [#00319553]
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well listen to more of his stuff and u might start liking
it... download Miss Moon it will make u cool):


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-07-22 11:09 [#00319555]
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Hey, Salma, i really appreciated your detailed and
systematic defense of JMJ. I'm on your side. I just can't
stand the guy for reasons not really of musical nature. It
has to do with my *sob* unhappy and miserably childhood...
Ooooh, never mind me, I wish you all the best...


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-07-22 11:09 [#00319556]
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he is (was) pretty good
but perhaps his music seems better if u see him live
with laser shows and all


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-07-22 11:10 [#00319557]
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I meant "miserably spent childhood", when i start crying my
syntax goes to hell...


 

offline xceque on 2002-07-22 11:10 [#00319558]
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I used to have a few albums by him. I had most of them
actually. I loved em and thought they were great. Then I
woke, the scales fell from my eyes and I discovered that he
actually was shit and what the hell did I ever hear in him?
The only JMJs I still have are Chronologie Pt6 - the Slam &
Gat Decor Remixes and Waiting For Cousteau (cos the title
track is the only one I still like: 46 minutes of ambience -
rather good still that one)

So... yeah... big dog's cock



 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-07-22 11:12 [#00319560]
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its all a matter of taste..but he shouldn't be dissmissed as
a bad artist just like that..because he isn't):

glad u enjoyed my essay..hope u weren't being
sarcastic..hehe


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-07-22 11:13 [#00319562]
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xceque: only 76 posts and you're a moderator? How did you
manage to do that?


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-07-22 11:14 [#00319564]
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atleast u still like WFC...its a brilliant ambient track...

but no...its french actresses, no dogs and no cocks...


 

offline xceque on 2002-07-22 11:14 [#00319565]
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Style. And no spam. And plenty of records.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-07-22 11:15 [#00319566]
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Sarcastic? Me? Come on, Sal, you know I think of you as one
of the good guys.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-07-22 11:16 [#00319567]
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Sarcastic? Me? Come on, Sal, you know I think of you as one
of the good guys.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-07-22 11:17 [#00319569]
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whoops, sorry for the double post, this flood prevention
thing confused me to hell.

xceque: ok, ok, good luck and don't be a nazi like jand.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-07-22 11:22 [#00319571]
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one of the good guys eh...
so who are the bad guys?

tell us...u'll only make a few enemies


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-07-22 11:24 [#00319572]
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You know I won't do that. I tend to be OK with everyone. if
I dislike somebody I just ignore them rather than fight
them/ talk shit about them. Just my style, heh.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-07-22 11:32 [#00319574]
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very sensible of u Meho...more ppl should adopt ur ways
...(no sarcasm contained in this comment at all)

i think this a well behaved mb tho..i'm a member of sum
mailing lists, the ppl on there bitch at each other all the
fuckin time...its so fucked up..but it can be entertaining
as fucked up things often are):


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-07-22 11:34 [#00319576]
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Haha, tell me about it. I am at another messageboard too
(video games related) and I have only 15 posts on it and
have already been called:

-retard
-goatfucker
-cocksucker
-idiot
-woman-molester

I think they like me.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-07-22 11:40 [#00319578]
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lol women-molestor... good insult i think i'll adopt that

i think we could argue that everyone is naturally a
bitch....except us well behaved Aphex Twin fans ..


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-07-22 11:45 [#00319579]
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Actually, that woman-moilester insult came from a girl after
I posted this link (that was originally posted by giginger
here)

http://www.deviantonline.com/article.php?sid=138

and said that it made me laugh. She decided that I am a
sicko that would probably try one (or all) of these things
on a girl, providing I could find one in the first place.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-07-22 11:50 [#00319584]
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haha meho this is a treasure...its fuckin halarious...thank
you for giving me a reason to live u women-molestor u..):

"Dirty Sanchez - While banging a girl doggy style, quickly
stick 2 fingers deep into her starfish, then reach around
and wipe the residue on her upper lip, providing her a
mustache. "

"Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you shit on
her chest. (a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer) "



 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-07-22 12:01 [#00319596]
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Yeah, I acted the same way, I pasted like ten entries from
that on the thread I originally started to promote Murcof's
music. I ruined my own thread, that's how good that shit is.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2002-07-22 12:06 [#00319601]
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its very funny...and jarre is good but salma has to go to
sleep...so c u later):


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-22 12:08 [#00319603]
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don't think I didn't notice that nazi comment....;)...

p.s. MURCOF...so it was you who mentioned em?...Cheers!!
Fucking good music ...listening to that's been my main joy
this past weekend...


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-22 12:08 [#00319606]
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Just imagine all this Jarre talk was just a dream...

night...:)..


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-07-22 12:11 [#00319612]
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nite salma.

Jand: er, you do realize that nazi comment was a joke? You
are not going to do anything horrible to my avatar/ account/
number of posts, are you?

And, yeah, Murcof kills, i was just enraged that no-one here
ever mentioned him save for that milkfactory guy in one
post. Everyone into AFX will dig Murcof i think.


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-22 12:26 [#00319625]
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There was a bit about him in The Wire recently...just one of
1/2 page little articles they do...

I'm trying to remember this other guy who's tracks I was
getting into at the weekend...something like "arkfur" or
"akkfun" ????? ...close to Murcof sonically...

and no I won't do anything horrible to ya...cause I just
know you'd get off on it somehow..;)....


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-07-22 12:30 [#00319629]
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Ahhhahah, yeah, you know me inside out, don't ya? Yeah, i've
borrowed most of my newer issues of the wire to a friend so
i can't find that feature now, but I do remember him being
done. He's g.r.e.a.t., fullstop. That other thing is akufen,
innit?


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-07-22 12:37 [#00319644]
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yeah., AKUFEN..that's the one...I'm such a dyslexic spastic
when it comes to names like that...

But yeah, cool music tho...



 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-07-22 12:39 [#00319647]
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Haven't heard akufen yet, but if it's anything like murcof,
I'll have to give it a run. Thanks for the tip.


 

offline slowdive from floating city near himalaya (Nepal) on 2002-07-22 13:35 [#00319726]
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i own all his works and videos and i consider him one of the
most influential artist for electronic music.

some people should think before write down

peace


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-10-28 04:25 [#00419046]
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He sucks, i hate his music its awefully cheesy, omg.....he
sucks so much, I wanna cut my arms after listening to his
tunes


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-10-28 04:35 [#00419049]
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oh yeah monoid
gimme five
:D
hes a stuuupid bostord !!!


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-10-28 09:46 [#00419266]
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whoever said it was a matter of taste, you're right. people
who have taste will appreciate his music, people who don't
won't.

monoid you whinging git, is there anything which DOESN'T
suck in your oh so 1 dimensional opinion?


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-10-28 10:35 [#00419287]
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earthleakage..
i remember u being sarcastic in more than one post!!!
oh yeah thats not 1 dimentional to say u dont have taste if
u dont like j-m jarre!
hahaha let me laugh my ass out with that one !!!
1/2dimentional so we cant barely see you!
:)


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2002-10-28 10:50 [#00419297]
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I always felt the guys making that kind of music intended to
become the mozarts and beethovens of the 20th century, so in
that case it sucks


 


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