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         |  pomme de terre
             from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-04-26 08:31 [#01160701] Points: 11943 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag
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 | I met Squarepusher. 
 What A Fucking Asshole.
 
 So, he played a show in my city last night. I saw him over
 by the bar standing by himself, so I thought, Oh cool,
 Tom Jenkinson, I'll go say hello.
 
 So I went up to him and said, "Hi, just wanted to say I'm a
 big fan and I appreciate you coming here to play, looking
 foward to your set tonight". Then he said, "Yeah, thanks.."
 and shook my hand. I could tell he didn't want to be
 bothered or anything so I was about to just walk off, then I
 remembered I had my camera with me, and I'd hate it if I
 didn't get an up-close and personal pic of Squarepusher, so
 I said, "Oh hey, do you mind if I take a quick picture
 please?" - holding out the camera.
 
 He said, "no".
 Ok, so you're thinking like me, right? like 'no I don't
 mind'. So I hold up the camera to take a picture and
 he's all like "NOOO!" and pushes the camera away, then says,
 "Fuck You!" then shoves me. As I'm being shoved by
 Squarepusher I say, "Well fuck you!" and pushed his extended
 arm away from me, and stepped back into place right in front
 of him (just a gut-reaction). Then he said, "I said no, I
 fucking mean, no!"
 
 By this time everyone standing around us is staring.
 Everyone that can tell what's going on has the same look on
 their face as me, which is a combination wtf/lol
 face. So I'm looking around at all these other people who,
 understandably, can't believe what they're seeing, then I
 just snapped into it and realized how rediculous it was.
 
 Then I laughed and said, "Jesus Christ, sorry asshole.." and
 walked off.
 
 
 
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         |  -crazone
             from smashing acid over and over on 2004-04-26 08:33 [#01160703] Points: 11235 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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 | LOL, did you throw some eggs and tomatoes while he was playing?
 
 
 
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         |  DJ Xammax
             from not America on 2004-04-26 08:34 [#01160705] Points: 11512 Status: Lurker
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 | Awesome! 
 
 
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         |  sneakattack
             on 2004-04-26 08:34 [#01160706] Points: 6049 Status: Lurker
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 | wow, that's fantastically and miserably disappointing. It's really impressive how well you kept your head during all of
 it--I'm glad you got in a word edgewise at the end.
 
 
 
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         |  recycle
             from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-04-26 08:34 [#01160707] Points: 40931 Status: Regular
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 | he was trippin hard on acid, thats it 
 
 
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         |  Toejam
             from Perth (Australia) on 2004-04-26 08:34 [#01160708] Points: 3077 Status: Regular
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 | what a bitch 
 
 
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         |  earthleakage
             from tell the world you're winning on 2004-04-26 08:36 [#01160709] Points: 27859 Status: Regular
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 | oooooooohhhhh fanboi! 
 
 
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         |  dog_belch
             from Netherlands, The on 2004-04-26 08:36 [#01160710] Points: 15098 Status: Addict | Show recordbag
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 | "As I'm being shoved by Squarepusher..." 
 Hahahahaha, you don't get to say that everyday.
 
 
 
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         |  DJ Xammax
             from not America on 2004-04-26 08:36 [#01160711] Points: 11512 Status: Lurker
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 | I changed my mind.. 
 :(
 
 
 
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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2004-04-26 08:37 [#01160713] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker
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 | you should've just taken the picture anyways dude. 
 
 
 POST PIX!!!
 
 
 
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         |  Bob Mcbob
             on 2004-04-26 08:37 [#01160714] Points: 9939 Status: Regular
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 | you should have tempted him with the great taste of bacon. a couple of rashers and hes putty in your hands. believe me.
 
 
 
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         |  earthleakage
             from tell the world you're winning on 2004-04-26 08:37 [#01160715] Points: 27859 Status: Regular
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 | ill send you a picture of me if you like, i hope that will make up for it in some small way :)
 
 
 
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         |  earthleakage
             from tell the world you're winning on 2004-04-26 08:38 [#01160717] Points: 27859 Status: Regular
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 | i'm gonna ring max clifford and see how much i can get for this exclusive "IDM star assaults fan at own gig"
 
 
 
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         |  Toejam
             from Perth (Australia) on 2004-04-26 08:39 [#01160718] Points: 3077 Status: Regular | Followup to earthleakage: #01160715
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 | haha 
 
 
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-26 08:40 [#01160720] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | I'm surprised he didn't kill me and Jar then! 
 
 
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         |  aquagak
             from Berlin (Germany) on 2004-04-26 08:40 [#01160721] Points: 4399 Status: Regular
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 | just a simple misunderstanding that's all 
 
 
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         |  Jarworski
             from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-26 08:41 [#01160722] Points: 10836 Status: Lurker
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 | I knew it! He was just as twattish when I met him on Halloween. I'm glad I scared him now haha!
 
 
 
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         |  DJ Xammax
             from not America on 2004-04-26 08:41 [#01160723] Points: 11512 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #01160720
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 | What happened there? 
 
 
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         |  Toejam
             from Perth (Australia) on 2004-04-26 08:42 [#01160724] Points: 3077 Status: Regular | Followup to aquagak: #01160721
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 | aquagak :) 
 i don't think i've EVER heard you say a negative comment!
 
 you must be a nice guy in real life hehe...
 
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-26 08:42 [#01160725] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Followup to Jarworski: #01160722 | Show recordbag
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 | BAM! 
 At least it wasn't because we were drunk :)
 
 
 
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         |  dog_belch
             from Netherlands, The on 2004-04-26 08:42 [#01160726] Points: 15098 Status: Addict | Show recordbag
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 | Now we everyknow why he makes such shit records. He hates every damn one of us.
 
 
 
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         |  DJ Xammax
             from not America on 2004-04-26 08:42 [#01160727] Points: 11512 Status: Lurker
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 | What happened? Did you guys tagteam him? 
 
 
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-26 08:43 [#01160729] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Followup to DJ Xammax: #01160723 | Show recordbag
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 | Introduced ourselves and Jar informed who we were properly and then he didn't want to speak to us.
 
 
 
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         |  plaster
             from splitska 10 on 2004-04-26 08:43 [#01160730] Points: 4173 Status: Regular
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 | omg,never thought jenkinson would be such an ass...like he's gonna die if you take a pic of him.
 maybe he's paranoid about taking pics with his fans.
 
 
 
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         |  Jarworski
             from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-26 08:43 [#01160732] Points: 10836 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #01160729
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 | "But I'm Jarworski! FROM XLTRONIC!" 
 
 
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-26 08:44 [#01160733] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Followup to Jarworski: #01160732 | Show recordbag
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 | It was great! 
 "YOU SHOULD KNOW ME! YAAAAAAAAAAAAVOOOOOO!"
 
 
 
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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2004-04-26 08:44 [#01160734] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker
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 | hmm.. why would someone who is such an antisocial asshole want to be a well known artist, and put themselves in the
 limelight.
 
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         |  earthleakage
             from tell the world you're winning on 2004-04-26 08:46 [#01160738] Points: 27859 Status: Regular
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 | he's not cilla fucking black, he's "just" a musician 
 
 
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         |  Jarworski
             from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-26 08:46 [#01160741] Points: 10836 Status: Lurker
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 | I still listen to his tunes now and then (The good ones anyway, all 9 or 10 of them) and it doesn't bother me, but
 what about poor old pomme? Everytime he puts Ultravisitor
 on, he might start foaming at the mouth. Whereas I just fall
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-26 08:47 [#01160742] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | Maybe he believes that everytime you take a picture of someone you steal a part of their soul.
 
 
 
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         |  Bob Mcbob
             on 2004-04-26 08:47 [#01160743] Points: 9939 Status: Regular
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 | cilla's doing what now? 
 
 
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-26 08:48 [#01160744] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Followup to Bob Mcbob: #01160743 | Show recordbag
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 | crying for bobby 
 
 
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         |  sneakattack
             on 2004-04-26 08:49 [#01160746] Points: 6049 Status: Lurker
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 | anyone who puts his own voice so ostentatiously on tracks (fucking ultravisitor) must be a cunt.  glad I don't like
 his stuff so much... you can count on pomme to make such a
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         |  qrter
             from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-26 08:49 [#01160748] Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to pomme de terre: #01160701
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 | ha ha! 
 what an ass.
 
 
 
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         |  Eddy Wally
             from leuven (Belgium) on 2004-04-26 08:49 [#01160749] Points: 250 Status: Regular
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 | looks like hes te opposite of Richard Devine, he is a really cool guy.
 richie and me
 
 this weekend i hope im gonna meet Astrobotnia, Arovane and
 yee king.
 
 
 
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         |  dog_belch
             from Netherlands, The on 2004-04-26 08:51 [#01160751] Points: 15098 Status: Addict | Show recordbag
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 | I met the Twin once at a Blech night, and I just said "I love you Richard" (they were playing some classic Caustic
 Window at the time and I got carried away) and he looked
 chuffed and said "Aw, thanks".
 
 Fact: Aphex Twin is a friendly soul and a music god.
 Fact: Squarepusher isn't nearly as good and by all
 accounts is a sour cunt.
 
 
 
 
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         |  pomme de terre
             from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-04-26 08:51 [#01160752] Points: 11943 Status: Moderator | Followup to qrter: #01160748 | Show recordbag
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 | Save As: 
 C:\Alex\Pomme De Terre\Anecdotes\Squarepusher.txt
 
 
 
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-26 08:52 [#01160756] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Followup to dog_belch: #01160751 | Show recordbag
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 | I always thought that it would be the other way round. Strange. BAM!
 
 
 
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         |  earthleakage
             from tell the world you're winning on 2004-04-26 08:53 [#01160759] Points: 27859 Status: Regular
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 | perhaps he just doesn't like the foo fighters 
 
 
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         |  pOgO
             from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-04-26 08:54 [#01160762] Points: 12687 Status: Lurker
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 | I would have told everyone that Squarepusher was at the bar having photo's taken with any fans who asked him
 
 
 
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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2004-04-26 08:55 [#01160763] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker
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 | so... like, i know being assaulted by the artist probably tainted (*snicker*) the whole show, but, how was his set
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             from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-26 08:57 [#01160768] Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to pOgO: #01160762
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 | HA HA!! 
 
 
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         |  weatheredstoner
             from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-04-26 08:57 [#01160771] Points: 12585 Status: Lurker
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         |  dog_belch
             from Netherlands, The on 2004-04-26 08:58 [#01160774] Points: 15098 Status: Addict | Show recordbag
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 | There's got to be a joke about being pushed away by the 'pusher, if only i had the wit to find it.
 
 
 
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         |  giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-26 08:58 [#01160775] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Followup to weatheredstoner: #01160771 | Show recordbag
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 | Steals roys party trick. 
 
 
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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2004-04-26 08:58 [#01160776] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to dog_belch: #01160774
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 | hahahah! 
 
 
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         |  aquagak
             from Berlin (Germany) on 2004-04-26 08:58 [#01160777] Points: 4399 Status: Regular
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             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-26 09:00 [#01160779] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Followup to aquagak: #01160777 | Show recordbag
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 | Is that a tramp? 
 
 
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         |  aquagak
             from Berlin (Germany) on 2004-04-26 09:02 [#01160784] Points: 4399 Status: Regular | Followup to giginger: #01160779
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 | haha no, it's Squarepusher at the Columbus Ohio show....7th april
 
 
 
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             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-26 09:03 [#01160786] Points: 26335 Status: Regular | Followup to aquagak: #01160784 | Show recordbag
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