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Mr Cool from Norwich, Engerland on 2001-09-21 14:42 [#00035058]



who dares challenge that statement?


 

melody from mugs on 2001-09-21 14:44 [#00035059]



u r a nonce


 

Geonime from Geoworld!!! on 2001-09-21 14:44 [#00035060]



cool.


 

Mr Cool from Norwich, Engerland on 2001-09-21 14:49 [#00035062]



nonce?
me?
you little fuckwit.
just because you are a little piece of shit bush-ite


 

Geonime from Geoworld!!! on 2001-09-21 14:52 [#00035063]



Mr Cool you don't seem so cool. You seem quite tense.


 

melody from minge on 2001-09-21 14:56 [#00035064]



Bush is a cocksucking turd asshole jerkoff dingbat redneck
cunt.
now cool down mr cool and get off me back. i jus like to
chill . yes reasons for terrorism, yes islam betrayed by
west etc etc / quit the war talk wit me


 

Mr Cool from Norwich, Engerland on 2001-09-21 14:58 [#00035066]



whos minge are you from?
your mums?



 

Geonime from Geoworld!!! on 2001-09-21 15:01 [#00035067]



Just our luck to get Mr CUnt as president in a time of world
crisis.


 

melody from mams on 2001-09-21 15:01 [#00035068]



funnily enough yes. me sistas from there too. weird freaky
family we are :-)


 

Gypsy Cream from the biscuit barrell on 2001-09-21 15:02 [#00035069]



Nobody from Norwich is 'cool'.


 

Gypsy Cream from the biscuit barrell on 2001-09-21 15:02 [#00035071]



Only messin'.


 

Mr Cool from Norwich on 2001-09-21 15:19 [#00035079]



i agree
nobody from norwich is cool.
noone any where is cool,
except me.


 

Mr Cool from Norwich on 2001-09-21 15:21 [#00035081]



cool


 

Gypsy Cream from the biscuit barrell on 2001-09-21 15:21 [#00035082]



Unfortunately for you sir, I am the Editor of the 2002
edition of Who's Cool, and I shall have to strike you off
the listings for that last remark. You were number 67 as
well, just behind Barry Gibb.


 

tea.pot on 2001-09-21 15:22 [#00035083]



What about Rolf Harris? he is the mac daddy of cool... do
you respect Rolf, mr cool?


 

Unabomber Type E on 2001-09-21 15:23 [#00035084]



What number is Maurice Gibbs at?


 

Mr Cool from Norwich on 2001-09-21 15:24 [#00035086]



stop, just stop
im too cool for you all.


 

Gypsy Cream from the biscuit barrell on 2001-09-21 15:26 [#00035089]



Rolf has fell off the list, due to his association with
student humour. Maurice Gibb is number 7, purely for being
called Maurice.


 

Gypsy Cream from the biscuit barrell on 2001-09-21 15:27 [#00035090]



Mohammed Al-Fayed is number one, as he is the mack daddy
beeyatch, you better recognise, you got colour contacts but
you better real-eyes.


 

od from perth on 2001-09-21 15:28 [#00035091]



hehe erofl harris is dead funny.


 

Unabomber Type E on 2001-09-21 15:31 [#00035093]



But Al-Fayed is an overly-litigious, short-tempered madman!
And his best friend is Uri Geller!


 

tea.pot on 2001-09-21 15:33 [#00035096]



i think we're all forgetting about Hulk Hogan. Face it, he
is 100% grade A cool.


 

Unabomber Type E on 2001-09-21 15:36 [#00035097]



He's even better than Paul Hogan! Or Terry Wogan!


 

tea.pot on 2001-09-21 15:37 [#00035098]



oh wait, what about Jimmy Hill.


 

Gypsy Cream from the biscuit barrell on 2001-09-21 15:38 [#00035099]



Hulk Hogan is 121. He is three behind the Ultimate Warrior.

Actually, Hulk Hogan IS 121. If you see what I mean.


 

Gypsy Cream from the biscuit barrell on 2001-09-21 15:40 [#00035100]



Jimmy Hill is in a special sub-section, 'Top 100 Cool
Faces', at number 12. Because he's not actually cool
himself, but his chin is. His chin is chilly-chill.


 

melody from manx on 2001-09-21 15:45 [#00035101]



Sky tv signed that chin from BBC for a fortune and pay him
£ !!!!! to sit locked in a cupboard round the back of
Safeways. Thanks Mr Murdoch you are a cunt but you've done
us "chinless wonders" a real turn :-)


 

Unabomber Type E on 2001-09-21 15:52 [#00035102]



2. Kool & The Gang


 

Gypsy Cream from the biscuit barrell on 2001-09-21 15:54 [#00035103]



Apparently he is going to become a happy hardcore DJ under
the name Jimm-E Ill. He's booked for all the big shit
Scottish raves.


 

Gypsy Cream from the biscuit barrell on 2001-09-21 15:56 [#00035104]



Number 3 is DJ Kool, who as well as being called kool,
actually IS kool. He has only got one good song, but it's so
good he is guaranteed the No. 3 spot for life, the lucky,
shouty little man.


 

Gypsy Cream from the biscuit barrell on 2001-09-21 15:57 [#00035105]



Number 4 is DJ Kool-Herc, for inventing hip-hop. He would be
number one, but because of him we now have fucking DMX, so
he loses points.


 

Geonime from Geoworld!!! on 2001-09-21 16:00 [#00035108]



Is The Fonze at number 1?


 

Gypsy Cream from the biscuit barrell on 2001-09-21 16:03 [#00035112]



No, Mohammed Al-Fayed. For reasons too complex to explain.
The Fonz is number 31, he would be higher if an episode of
Happy Days had ever been funny, ever.


 

Chrispy from UK on 2001-09-21 16:37 [#00035128]



Can I put in a bid for Richard Medley? I'm not looking for
him to win but he is a competative contender in the cool
stakes.

Dez Lynam.

Nuff said


 

Cocksucker on 2001-09-21 16:41 [#00035130]



Harvey Keitel should be number 1.


 

dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-09-21 17:36 [#00035183]



tony heart he is cool


 

Boris The Dog on 2001-09-22 00:59 [#00035326]



A jived-up-on-ketamine Bob Saget came in at a cool #1,
followed closely by a decapitated Ray Romano wearing a back
the front hat on his left shoulder.


 

thanksomuch from over thar on 2001-09-22 01:02 [#00035327]



i, am NOT cool... i understand that now after years of
therapy.


 

RedEmber from frownland on 2001-09-22 01:02 [#00035328]



I hate Raymond.


 

Frank Stallone on 2001-09-22 01:06 [#00035332]



That's bullshit talk, everybody loves Raymond, fuckin say
it, bitch.


 

Sylvester Stallone on 2001-09-22 01:06 [#00035333]



Frunk loovs yargart.


 


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