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Theres this guy at work who says the Bible has NEVER been wrong, and that Darwinian evolution is "racist". He also believes that the world is 7000 years old and dinosaurs co-existed with man. He also told me that he is scum in the eyes of God and that people would be better off without self-esteem and pride. Whats really sad is that he is a nice guy and could be really cool to hand out with if he wasn't so hardcore. |
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Maybe you should kill him to prove a point. |
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After finally learning to think for myself....say 15 years of age? I turned athiest. All religons just seem like a cult to me, I believe what i want. =) |
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You're friend is a fool...and uses the bible as a front to cover up his pathetic excuse for a soul... Pay him no heed. :| |
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"hang out" not "hand out" :I |
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Another sad thing: He is married and his wife is pregnant. |
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oh dear tell him that having an open mind is a good thing and that wu tang is for the children. |
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There's also a guy like this at my work. He's a little different in that way that he understands the bible in a wery odd way. He says, for example, that it's forbidden in god's eyes for a human to travel faster than 50kmph (ca. 30mph). He's been stictly forbidden to touch the van at work since he has many accidents resaulting from his habit to spend more time looking at the speed 'o meter than the road. I personaly believe that the world was created by quincidence... Religions lead to war in one way or another. |
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I beleive that god lives in a chickens beak and only comes out once a year to spit corn on the floor. |
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I believe god walks the earth and his name is Ja Rule. |
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tell all these people to read cat's cradle by kurt vonegat but they may attribute it as rubbish if so, then give them this mere christianity by c.s. lewis that should set them straight the doode is a world reknowned xtian and theoligian. i may not necessarily agree with all the points he writes, but it sure does back the 'open mindedness of God' then when they are all comfortable again, give them chaos by james gleick if you want to be fucked up and believe in chance, you shoud read this for a huge eye opener!!! |
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lol...god isn't a tiny little black man with a gruff voice who can only rap over bad boy and deahrow back catalouges. |
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god is a si dog |
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have you ever seen the word "god" up side down? |
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he he he bokonism is the thing it's kewl to play with yr ding-a-ling! that's my baby!! bring it you avatar thieves!!! BRING IT ON!!! |
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jesus can fly and has magic powers |
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Didnt you guys see Nas's new album, Gods Son, evidently Nas is jesus. And Ja Rule is god, so there we have it, you should tell your friends this Alliat, he would be very proud that you have discovered the truth. |
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the pachi is right |
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all religions including atheism and agnosticism are for p00000ps |
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hahaha that is funny bryce, WEEEEEEEEEE! Wu Tang! |
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Let my avatar react adequately :) BTW, this guy about speed limit just works for the road department (or how do you call it), and they think christianity is a good backdoor to use for 'drive safely' propaganda I read somewhere that Jesus never laughed or even smiled... |
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people would be better off without self esteem and pride, in some respects. i think that is |
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this person had to be joking... if there is a god, and we are all scum in his eyes, but he made us in his image.... what the fuck was in his crack pipe?? |
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btw i think jesus was a homosexual. he was around nothing but men his entire life. sorta like what happens in prison :O ..... |
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Can you imagine if Jesus was born now. Everyone would think he was just another crazy person and be locked up in a mental hospital or he'd lead a cult like the Raelians |
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He says God made Adam and Eve perfect, but they strayed from gods 'word' and inbred humanity as we know it. |
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dude i know a jesus... he lives right here in SB, and hes mexican. He also smokes doobies :O |
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and how come god talked to them but not us? thats not very nice =( |
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btw, how's about that whore... don't remember... she used to hang around w/jesus... Mary... or something like that. So he wasn't a homo. |
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common man, havent u ever seen that one movie, the birdcage?? :D |
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It's not mentioned in the bible at all to my recollection. |
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Yes, Mary Magdelene. Not to be confused with his mother... Tactia: Many of the people who say Christ was gay base it on the fact that it describes Peter as, "The disciple Jesus loved" in the bible. People argue that if Jesus loved everyone, why was this distinction made. Again, it's a case of something being lost in the translation- it was originally something more like "The Disciple Jesus was especially fond of." or "The disciple Jesus loved as a son." |
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I don't remember any references to dinosaurs in the Bible... I mean you'd think they'd mention a thing like that wouldn't you? This post contains samples of an original sketch by Bill Hicks (c) |
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that whole alien rreligion makes morre sence, but thats still bullshit. |
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i don't need a religion. "I hate god. God has made my life miserable. So I call him a cocksucking asshole, and I get grounded." |
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