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you coul detach her stomach ! how cool ! |
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You could make her give birth to... other creatures. |
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"Wal-Mart pulling Barbie because she's pregnant, but they still sell guns and ammo?" said Laura Jamieson of San Francisco. |
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i think she's right... whatever... another reason not to have kids. |
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Guns are clean and wholesome. Pregnancy is evidence of sin and impurity. It means there were nasty fluids and pleasures of the flesh. |
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hahaha yeah |
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href="http://www.barbiecollectibles.com/whatshot/007/007.as well they got that covered too/a> |
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So she got knocked up so what. She apparently has a husband. So no Barbie Dream Abortion Clinics in sight. |
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argh |
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Ooooo! Agent Barbie is a night (e)mission specialist! Haha, their headquarters transforms into a cool cafe so they can be waitresses between missions. Double mocha latte, shaken not stirred. |
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Didja see that sperm hunters anime on stileproject? It was about secret slut agents who collect sperm from handsome men for female clients who want to be artificially inseminated. That would make a great Barbie product line. Fuck am I ever wasting my xmas holidays. |
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link please |
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There's more fucked up anime shit on stileproject.com all the time; you'd go blind raw and hairy trying to watch it all. |
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o dear sweet baby jesus |
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i warned you |
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why, what is it? |
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yikes..porn..gotta pass..wife'll kill me:) |
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I think it's the goatse.cx guy having an intimate moment with himself. |
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I don't consider it porn, more of a crosscultural obscenity odyssey. For every nice spread asian twat there's a tit cancer piccy or an mpeg of a guy with a pierced skull trying to stuff a live calf up his butt. Tell your wife you're looking for ways to keep your marriage fresh and zesty! |
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hmm..not from what I can see.. rotten.com kinda stuff..both of us can dig..but what i saw there looked like straight out missionary porn..which we can dig in each other's presence..but behind her back..naah.. |
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My wife told me about a calcified fetus she saw at the medical museum at her uni. Sometimes a woman gets pregnant and doesn't know about it, and the baby dies and becomes calcified like bone, kinda like an oyster making a pearl around an irritant. I asked her if she'd steal the thing for me, so I could take it out at night and touch it. She told me that if I ever touched such a thing she'd never touch me again. So I told her I would use tongs. Somehow she thought that was even nastier, and declined to make whoopee that evening. |
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hm..my wife is fascinated by my past occupation as a janitor in the University Morgue but..touching the calcified infant bit...you got off lightly with no whoopee.. |
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Heh. Her dad was a doctor and she used to work in his office, which was in a downwardly mobile neighborhood. She has some stories that'd give you grey hair, so my fetus-touching notion was not as shocking as it could have been to a more sheltered person. |
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Barbie's Pregnant Girlfriend - she said she was on the pill :o, and single :o |
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I was living right around the corner from an Abortion Clinic in Wichita Kansas..and having to walk past mobbing protestors..quite a few of them brandishing foetal matter in jars... so I can relate... and that was at the same time I was working around the Morgue..... man I had a twisted life when I was a student in the States... |
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fleetmouse: "I don't consider it porn, more of a crosscultural obscenity odyssey." hahaah ..quote of the day |
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you cant watch porn but you like to look at rotten.com stuff? you are one sick fuck! |
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I watch porn..just not by myself.. and yeah I know..it is tragic:) |
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http://atlantide.virgilio.it/lamia/4823960-1.jpg =D |
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you go girl:) |
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Yeah! hem...mmhhh....uuhhh...I'm a boy... |
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I know:) |
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Bastard! You got me confused for a moment @_@ |
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:) |
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