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i'd have to nominate far east monkey! i'm not trying to be mean, but we were talking about it alittle in the twin post, and i just remember far east monkey describing music so beautifully and simply... "i must study english." (actual quote) here's something i said to him in an old topic about radiohead: "i have to say, i love when people aren't very good at a language, because i don't think that some one as fluent as us would say something as simplistically beautiful as "good music is a marvel" i love you far-east monkey :') " i haven't seen him around much :/ anyways, who is your favorite member when it comes to talking "bad" english? |
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hmm, me? hihi heheh, i love those mr.fareasts posts :) |
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mini usagi - he's my mate from japan and he's only posted once! he's scared of making bad mistakes. he's cool :) |
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me me me em em my mi |
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There used to be these great non-english posters opn alt.tasteless, like this guy, Santiago Arteaga. Man, sometimes non english speakers can phrase things so that you just about throw a loaf laughing. From: arteaga@cs.umd.edu (Santiago Arteaga) Subject: Re: Tasteless filter Date: 1 Oct 1994 21:51:12 -0400 >Chris Bradley > >I am in the process of writing a tasteless filter... >Send me a short non-tasteless story and a tastelessized version of it. Boring version : I was at home yesterday watching TV when the postman ringed my bell. He asked me to use my phone because his van had a flat tire and he hadn't a jack. He smiled, extended his arm with some mail, and said that, in exchange, he would give me my letters. I got my mail and offered myself to help him. I got out of my house and I saw it was a very nice day, so I was glad to have an excuse to go to the street. I went to my car, got my jack, and helped him change the tire. He was so happy that I invited him to come back whenever he wanted, and he left thanking me. Tasteless version : I was in my shanty yesternight fucking my goat when a noisy garbage man bashed in my door. He begged me to use my phone because his fucking truck wasn't working. He spat on my shoes, showed me my garbage bags, and said that if I didn't let him make his call he would smear the fishy contents over me. Since I have no phone I had to tell the asshole that I would help him to fix the goddamned truck. I crawled out of my den and I saw the road covered with week-old powdered trash, so quite soon I was puking on the trashcan man. The fucking garbage-movile had raised its container, emptying its load, and they couldn't get it back to its normal horizontal position. I limped over to the cabin, got a huge wrench, and smashed away the hydraulics, in spite of the bargabe man having climbed astride on me trying to stop me. The piston started losing pressure, and the container got down on the truck again, crushing the garbage man wi |
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Shitfuck hatefuck deathfuck. ...crushing the garbage man with a wet pop. The driver of the truck shouted something about my mother and slammed on the accelarator to get the garbage man to the hospital. Too bad the truck ran over the head of the agonizing garbage man, grafting his face on to the trash scattered over the road. I hope they come back soon, there is too much filth near my pigsty. Santi |
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I agree with you completely , Far Easts crappy english becomes poetry =) |
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i didn't notice this topics. thanks for nominating |
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hehehe, good night mr.monkey dont feel bad about bunch of silly ppl here :) |
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What about Kalaaim badkaama? I haven't seen him in half a year. =( and I LOOOVE his french accent! |
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goodnight, far-eastmonkey.. |
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w00t! |
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that avatar reminds me of the original zelda game on the NES :-) I remember the screen used to flicker like that whenever you found a piece of the triforce... it was awesome. Ofcourse in those days i wasn't spoiled yet with rendered 3d graphics... and i was just amazed by the pretty flashing colors... hehe... those were the days. On topic: i don't think my engish is good enough to truly understand the beauty of posts like far-east monkey's. I understand it a little. But it probably makes much more impact if english is your primary language. |
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*tries to decypher Mickey Mouse's post* |
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surrounded > yep, i like his avatar too :) |
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mine english is so ungood then my words is coming out from mine mouth |
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I nominate the continent of Austraaalia followed by the celts and then the kiwis:) |
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I nowe u r is knot otto er r u flea? I r thinks yous not, butt who nows. you lknows? wzooeooosweieiiweeeeeeee! |
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if u iz micey then I iz otto, till I iz some 1 else like.. |
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i r is woving you otto aka flea! *puts on his otto von schirach shirt* Yay! |
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...of english what? |
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danced the pelican moondance yet?..free samples free at schematic..um..free... |
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Sadly I havent gotten the pelican moondance ep yet, from the samples it sounds so very yummy, but I finially found the Boombonic Plague ep at amoeba two weeks ago!!! YES! I love this lp! Otto fucking rocks my socks to hell and back. |
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yeah both sound groovey..a better set of eps then astroturfbotanicalgardenias IMHO:) |
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BWAHAHAHA! fuck yes, a hell of a lot more interesting anyway Kinda different styles, but I bet Otto could kick the living shit out of whoever astrobotnia is in a dirty street fight w00t! :^) |
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