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offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:11 [#00466021]
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ok, let's have it... out with it... bad poetry


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:12 [#00466023]
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"pain"
by john-paul kramer

pain is "pain-esque"
it's not LIKE pain, it IS pain
pain is natural with artificial fruit flavors.
life... pain makes it more colorful
like an explosion of chewy masochism in your mouth
hurray! yay! pain!
did you ever think "hey, pain is painful"
well it IS...
dummy.


 

offline naaic from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2002-12-03 01:13 [#00466027]
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wow....that's deep


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:13 [#00466028]
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meow:
--------

meow
you’re gonna poem always
i’m laughing at p-stop
what’s with this too tired win
i think i shot it at e-laugh
i got dolls cause away win
i’m gonna easy dawn fool
2, 3, sometimes 6
man foe
don’t quit your day line
with dance i got man line
booby slugger
what’s up


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:14 [#00466030]
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there spect:
---------------

I respect you
with utmost paper respect do
I withold lope
enva giving with a fake dime
fax it to sheet
with real paper cover one you
under repeat dime
wishful think gate metaphor you

I would like it over there please.
Just place it over there.
It goes over there.

I respect lope
money launder from uneath shaft
paper slip white
forward coffee on a call break
I forward lope
and I dialed your message fine.

Hello
may I call you
or is it Mrs
which would you prefer
is it given
or a second line
do you have the slip
or is it just a nominal fee


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:15 [#00466031]
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soup control:
----------------

Real chicken for a soup control
I took a taste with laddle spoon control
Steamy steam up my nose,
out my ears
with pizza year and a martian
soup kitchen no better
you eat and she grows pets
idea of someone with soup laws
feeding with an earth shark
but laddle laws control bot
it’s understood away with a mecca thing
without thinking David at the laughter thing
it was way too loud with a soup control
I understood but not OK?
I passed it off as a bot control.
It got it real with a people face
plate the face its real to someone
it’s complex with a taste of real
boys are real with pizza time
somethings for phrase with soup skip mind
gives away with gay control
outlandsish away with real control
soup will choke with a laddle mind.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:16 [#00466032]
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"duran duran"

what's with this duran guy?
and why is he so gay?


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-12-03 01:17 [#00466035]
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as i wake up in the morning glory
my head is filled with madness
stress turns over and becomes my day
where did i put my glasses
what time is it
tik-tok tik-tok
off to work my little prodigy


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:17 [#00466036]
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"karma chameleon"

whenever i hear this song
i feel kinda weird
like, maybe i'm gay too
then i realise i'm not
and i turn it off


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:17 [#00466038]
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"mullets"

what's up with that crap?


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-12-03 01:20 [#00466039]
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make me white i said to the snow
cold glitter in blue eyes
blue as the ocean reflected in the sky
and from the sky the snow dances down
make me white i said to the snow


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:20 [#00466040]
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"first date"

so... are we gonna have sex or what?


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:21 [#00466042]
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"i like it"

well, i DO.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-12-03 01:21 [#00466044]
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The 5 Sections of Hospital Angles

Fortified Wall: Split Two.

Section 1.

Repeat against wall
2 fold

Fortified Wall: Split 2

Section 2.

Injury against 90 degree angle.
Accoustic speakers talk against black window pain.
Men in white.

Fortified Wall: Split 2

Section 3.

Against metal bed
Collapse of the empire
Doorknobs
Collapse of the empire

Injury against the the paralell doors
Security

Fortified Wall: Split 2

Section 4.

Let go
Needle
Leg go
Let go
Gel go
Red cotton

Fortified Wall: Split 2

Section 5.

Nightmare and then woke up against 90 degree angle.
Sweat on Y axis
Head on X axis
Swallow
Dismal action.



 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:21 [#00466046]
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this one's by a friend of mine...

"two words"

two words


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:23 [#00466047]
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hahahahaha nice one, amon

this one is about a girl who broke up with me once:

"do you even realise how much of a slut you've been?"

seriously.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-12-03 01:24 [#00466048]
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Dude, i seriously really enjoyed 'Two Words' That was mind
expanding. dude...thats caving my head in. *ponders on
potential meanings*


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:27 [#00466050]
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ok, here's another one my friend wrote:

"catapult c"

clang
bachelor in a mink coat
waltz timing
garage manual overide 10-10-220
stage set for insecticon fortress
take it in to the butcher of buttbeezly
this is where it all began
before time began
it began
right here
the dance of little lord lollipop and his loyal royal
fronters
beware
beware
take care
beware


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:28 [#00466051]
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dude, beware


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:28 [#00466052]
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ok, now im in a weird mood, im just gonna start making this
crap up


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-12-03 01:28 [#00466053]
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Since the poem is called two words and in fact the poem
consists of the words 'two words' there are 4 words...2
because of a mirror. Or there could be 4 sets of 2. Two |
Two / Words | Words.

The poem to me is about a mirror. an image on
contradiction. since there really are technically 4 words
(if put on a blank page) it sort of has a nice pattern of
infinity. as if you put a mirror to a mirror...it goes on
and on. thus this poem is about Pie. it has no definate
number. it goes on and on with no end.

the 2 words mirror themselves to 4. then to 8 and so on.

nice image. many thanks to your friend Tibbar


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-12-03 01:29 [#00466054]
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2 sets of two sorry


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:30 [#00466055]
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ill let him know you liked it


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:32 [#00466058]
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i just sent him an e-mail with your comments, im sure he
will be extatic!


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-12-03 01:33 [#00466060]
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I could see John Cage really getting a kick out of that poem
too. incredible.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-12-03 01:34 [#00466061]
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no prob :) please tell me what he says to my thoughts on
the poem! post here


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:35 [#00466062]
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so here we go!, time to gimp out!

"cabbage people"

stop it!
stop eating them up
they have rights too, you know
the right to stop stopping when i stop them
you hat
pickle in the ear
you can't help yourself, can you?
can you?
you make me sick
with your "R"
sure, you play your games
i'll just be over here walking my furnace
jerk


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:39 [#00466068]
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ok, i'm on a roll...

"101 ways to love squarepusher"

ok people
the first thing to remember when flossing it, is that the
baggage check is in the second. 4. 1993. khakis. count
rappula.
got it?
C+C music factory
you know you dance


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:44 [#00466071]
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"i met jason alexander, and he has b.o."

fresh as a dj jazzy jeff & the
french... it was so long ago...
david lynch was there
sure he was
you know what else?
i remember
i remember burt lancaster bought me my first creme brulee
i love you
but why do you only wear over-alls?
one size fits... some...
i loved you
why didn't you do a cameo on FRIENDS?
would that have been SO WRONG???
you never even tasted popcorn chicken
bastard.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-12-03 01:46 [#00466072]
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Constructed Order / Disorder

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offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:47 [#00466073]
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wow! seriously... that works on SO many levels. that's
probably the best yet. ;)
hehe


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-12-03 01:48 [#00466075]
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which? the one i just posted?


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:49 [#00466077]
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heheh yeah.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:50 [#00466078]
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dude, seriously?
the best poem ever.
there, i went ahead and said what everyone else was
thinking.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:53 [#00466080]
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you KNOW it's true!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-12-03 01:55 [#00466081]
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To Make A Square - For six voices and piano.

Voice 1 repeats: Conjure
Voice 2 repeats after 1: Trap in
Voice 3 repates after 2: Pif
Voice 4 repeats after 3: CACK!
Voice 5 repeats after 4: An apple a day keeps the doctor
away
Voice 6 repeats after 5: Done



 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 01:57 [#00466083]
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"xltronic, why don't you return my calls?"

come on, baby...
i promise i won't do it gain
i can change
i WILL change, for you
for US...
we can be together and happy, or apart and miserable
which one do you want?
i know if you search your heart, you'll see that you still
want to be with me
i want to grow old with you...
we're soul mates, can't you see that?
i want to have your children, doesn't that MEAN anything to
you anymore?
please, just give me another chance
everyone makes mistakes, you know?
i love you.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 02:01 [#00466087]
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"xltronic, sometimes you make me SO mad!"

i work all day, and i come home to THIS?!?
i don't bust my hump so i can come home and have kids
screamin' in my ear, and have to clean up dog crap off the
carpet!!!
you better start doing your share around here, or your out!
you here me?!?
OUT!!!
and if you start cryig, i'll give you something to REALLY
cry about!
and where's my dinner?!?*

*no message boards were harmed in the making of this poem.
admin discression is advised.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-03 02:08 [#00466092]
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"xltronic, will you marry me?"

look, the reason i brought you out here...
well, there's something special i want to say...
i know we've been together for a long time, and i know
you've always been worried about me not wanting to make a
real commitment...
but i think the time is right for us to make the next
step...
i'm saying...
xltronic?
will you marry me?
don't...
don't say anything just yet...
i know it's a bit sudden, but it's been something i think
we've been putting off for a LONG time.
you don't have to answer me right here and now, think it
over if you have to...
i want us to do the right thing.
i don't want to picture my life without you in it.
we can think about getting that site up after the honeymoon,
i know you've always wanted that.
just, say yes?


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-12-03 04:57 [#00466213]
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you guys crack me up!!

Remember Steve Martin in "The man with two brains".....

Pointy Bird
"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy."



 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-12-03 04:59 [#00466215]
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by the same guy!!!

In Dillan's Grove

"In Dillan's Grove my love did die,
and now in ground shall ever lie.
None could ever replace her visage,
until your face brought thoughts of kissage."



 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-12-03 05:08 [#00466223]
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i´m making this one up as i go
i feel i´m witty - "let it show!"
fair enough then, my young muse
i´m surprised, after i, you, abuse


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-03 05:11 [#00466225]
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the answer is hard to trace
but it's true i guess
paradise is not a place
it's a form of consiousness


 

offline uzim on 2002-12-03 06:15 [#00466287]
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binary poetry:

0110 110001 101110
110 00110100 011110
00111 0110 10 001
1000111 1100001001
110011 11001 11110
1100010 0111 100110
10100 1011110 10010
010100001 011000010


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-12-03 08:47 [#00466374]
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POETRY IN MOTION


 


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