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This little boy goes up to his dad and he says "Dad?, What's the difference between Potentially and Realistically?" To which the father replies "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then you ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then you ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars." So the boy goes up to his mom and asks her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars and the mother replies "Oh my god, of course I would, he is so good looking!" So the boy moves on and asks his sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and she replies "He is so fucking fine, of course I would!" Then last but no least he goes up to his brother and asks him if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars, his brother says "Of course I would, who wouldn't for a million bucks?" So he goes up to his dad and says "I think I learned the difference between potentially and realistically" "Well what's the difference?" says the father. "Well, potentially we're sitting on 3 million dollars, realistically we're living with 2 sluts and a fag!" |
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not very funny.. |
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I liked that |
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but old... |
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nice? |
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hmm *scratch scratch* |
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Haha!! That's good. Here is one: What is grosser than gross? Throwning your underwear at the wall and it sticks. What is grosser than that? Coming back and hour later and it's 3 feet higher. |
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that lengthy joke on that guy eating at a buffet and having quite a misfortune in the bathroom was the best story\joke ever. anyone read that1? |
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yup. that was astounding. |
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cool Mein Klein can someone write that joke MachineofGod is talking about? |
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that story should be at the top of the page now. very funny. |
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what is weighting 2000 kgs, is yellow? a canary but a fat one! :D |
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oh, such of a lunatic experience... I'm copying it and sending it to some people |
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