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ELLEN FEISS WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!
 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-10-18 01:07 [#00407902]
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its true


 

offline uviol from United States on 2002-10-18 01:13 [#00407917]
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?? are you fleetmouse in disguise?


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-10-18 01:14 [#00407918]
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nope, i just love that sexy babe


 

offline Hiller_ from Tornio (Finland) on 2002-10-18 01:14 [#00407919]
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Who is Ellen Feiss?


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-10-18 01:14 [#00407921]
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go find out, shes the hottest new thing


 

offline Hiller_ from Tornio (Finland) on 2002-10-18 01:16 [#00407924]
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Well um.. Okay then.


 

offline Hiller_ from Tornio (Finland) on 2002-10-18 01:18 [#00407927]
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He's got that look: "I'm going to destroy everything!!"


 

offline uviol from United States on 2002-10-18 01:18 [#00407928]
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2nd post:
click me
If that worked it'll be a miracle.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-10-18 01:19 [#00407929]
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someone has VERY good taste


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-10-18 01:20 [#00407930]
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and its me.... but also that guy


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-10-18 21:33 [#00408821]
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Do not trust the Jebus robot
He is malfunctioning
Ellen will protect you
From the terrible secret of space


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-10-18 21:47 [#00408823]
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She looks stoned....


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-18 21:50 [#00408826]
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notice how her hand is held up so that she LOOKS like she's
holding a joint! CHOO-CHOO!!!


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-10-18 21:52 [#00408827]
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Lol yeah.....


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-18 21:58 [#00408829]
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http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/apple...


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-18 21:58 [#00408830]
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http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/applead
crackborrow20.jpg

that screwed up...just click this!!!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-10-18 21:59 [#00408832]
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She looks like a quasi-intellectual who's just said
something dreadfully clever about Antonio Gramsci and is
quite pleased with herself.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-18 22:00 [#00408833]
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http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/apple...



 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-18 22:01 [#00408834]
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my joke is running out of time! some go there!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-10-18 22:01 [#00408835]
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Aw Fuck it.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-18 22:02 [#00408836]
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whats the code again?


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-10-18 22:02 [#00408837]
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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! :D


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-18 22:04 [#00408840]
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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!

$-^)


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-10-18 22:06 [#00408842]
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Are you getting a Dell?


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-18 22:06 [#00408843]
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from the pic of Ellis? i can't feel anything yet...


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-10-18 22:09 [#00408844]
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I have better pictures

they are only for Apple customers

Snap snap, click click, nudge nude, beep beep beep beep beep


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-18 22:11 [#00408847]
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I wanna be a mac user so I can see this wonderful pics of
Ellen! but its not meant to be...as PC is the one I love!
I must not abondon microsoft!

ELLEN IS A SEDUCTIVE WITCH!!

oops...im sorry...she's one super hot mumma!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-10-18 23:15 [#00408882]
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i now have a crush on ellen feiss

*strokes comp monitor screen*



 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-18 23:34 [#00408902]
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lol pachi watch out! SHE'LL GET YOU INTO USING MAC!!
RESIST HER!!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-10-18 23:38 [#00408904]
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@_@

such.....pretty.........teeth....


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-18 23:43 [#00408907]
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Those are MAC teeth! don't look pachi!!!!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-10-18 23:45 [#00408908]
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i just can't....resist...... that "beep beep beep beep beep
beep beep".........


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-18 23:47 [#00408910]
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whats with all this beeping?


 

offline uviol from United States on 2002-10-18 23:52 [#00408913]
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watch the commercial n you will see :)


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-18 23:53 [#00408915]
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ohhh :) I havn't seen it yet. I wonder if its only shown
in the states


 

offline uviol from United States on 2002-10-18 23:55 [#00408917]
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I haven't actually seen it on TV either, I have only seen it
over the net. I think fleet's got the link in his profile.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-18 23:57 [#00408918]
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ohh okay. i'll check it out later :)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-10-18 23:57 [#00408919]
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You can watch all them ads at the Apple website Amon.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-19 00:00 [#00408922]
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Yeah I saw that one before! HAHA thats great stuff! :) I
want a movie with her in it!! she'd be a great actor:

"Hello....................................

yeah.......................................

you got any............................

um.........................................

whoa.......................................

any grapes?..............................

k.............................................

SWEET!!!! beep beep beep beep beep beep


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-10-19 00:01 [#00408924]
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For anyone who is confused!!

http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-10-19 00:02 [#00408925]
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hehehe

i shall make her beep ;)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-10-19 00:04 [#00408926]
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Good heavens... :-/

After watching that ad, I say that Ellen Feiss is 98 cents
short of a Dollar!!


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-10-19 00:07 [#00408928]
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OHHHHHHHH PRINCO LAYS DOWN THE DIS!

@ pachi. im not sure if she'll go out with a monkey..but
you never know. she may find that extremely cute (ie. HOT!)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-10-19 00:14 [#00408935]
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She's average... nothing special!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-10-19 00:19 [#00408938]
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does she like roosters? ;)


 

offline SwitchFrontside on 2002-10-19 00:24 [#00408945]
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she looks like a rat !!!!


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-10-19 00:25 [#00408946]
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Finally someone agrees with me!!


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2002-10-19 00:25 [#00408947]
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*repeats commercial a gabillion times*

so...

so so hard to resist...

help

the mac!



 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2002-10-19 00:26 [#00408950]
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fuck! how the hell did the "help" get between the other 2
lines.
that's kind of...a bummer.
I'm Nick Jackson, and I'm a dumbass


 

offline Clic on 2002-10-19 11:05 [#00409120]
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This thread is humorous.


 


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