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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-10-13 23:48 [#00402949]
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what if you have braces, then you die. they just bury you
with your braces?? they'll be stuck to your teeth for the
rest of the time you decompose? eventually they'll probably
fall off and rattle around in your skull. seriously though,
the worms will eat us all. we'll be dead, but isn't it
extremely disturbing just knowing it?


 

offline Desdemona from Lake Mendota on 2002-10-13 23:51 [#00402952]
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I used to wonder about that all the time when I had braces.


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-10-13 23:53 [#00402953]
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Wow... That's a really good question. Anyone know a
mortician?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-10-13 23:57 [#00402954]
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if you die in civilization somewhere, you just know there'll
be some creepy person looking at your corpse in the basement
of some pre-cemetery containment center, probably playing
with your eyes and stuff. whose in charge of that. you know
they get a long look, just because you can't do anything
about it.


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-10-14 00:01 [#00402956]
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Think about how those poor dinos feel...

:p


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-10-14 00:35 [#00402966]
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what about all those people with silicon in them and
shit???

Fucking Pam Anderson is going to look crazy to civilizations
in 1000 years should they ever dig her up :)


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2002-10-14 02:18 [#00402998]
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Maybe the future civilizations will think that the braces
were jewels...and we used to wear them on our TEETH!

"Now, THAT'S bizarre, Fred."
"Mmm. Sure is. What the hell were they thinking?"


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-10-14 06:25 [#00403084]
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What if those braces in the grave started picking up radio
stations, satellites(as well know very well many of them do
causing huge embarassment to their wearers)..what happens
then?..people walking past the grave hear sounds, voices,
singing, Polka Bands, it will either freak them out making
them think there's ghosts having loud parties in there or
they will think there's a live one in the grave..they get to
the authorities dig the poor fucker up and they
find...oh..the poor sad pathetic bastard wore braces..oh
the humiliation not only are you a corpse, you are the
corpse of brace wearer..braces that picks radio stations and
stellites...ah the humanity..


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2002-10-14 06:36 [#00403087]
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when i used to have them i always asked myself this, so i
asked the ortho and she said the funeral directors just yank
them off and clean the crap off your teeth and maybe paint
them whiter a bit. sounds crap to me, bury kids with them so
people can discover them in the future!


 

offline Desdemona from Lake Mendota on 2002-10-14 07:39 [#00403124]
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Some time in high school we were studying the ancient
populations of central America and did come across a group
whose female royalty had, for what appeared to be entirely
cosmetic reasons, large turquoise stones implanted in all of
their front teeth. I can't imagine how much that would
hurt. Or what grinding through that much tooth would sound
like....


 


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