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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-10-13 23:48 [#00402949]
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what if you have braces, then you die. they just bury you with your braces?? they'll be stuck to your teeth for the rest of the time you decompose? eventually they'll probably fall off and rattle around in your skull. seriously though, the worms will eat us all. we'll be dead, but isn't it extremely disturbing just knowing it?
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Desdemona
from Lake Mendota on 2002-10-13 23:51 [#00402952]
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I used to wonder about that all the time when I had braces.
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Cabbog
from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-10-13 23:53 [#00402953]
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Wow... That's a really good question. Anyone know a mortician?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-10-13 23:57 [#00402954]
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if you die in civilization somewhere, you just know there'll be some creepy person looking at your corpse in the basement of some pre-cemetery containment center, probably playing with your eyes and stuff. whose in charge of that. you know they get a long look, just because you can't do anything about it.
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DaWeeze
from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-10-14 00:01 [#00402956]
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Think about how those poor dinos feel...
:p
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2002-10-14 00:35 [#00402966]
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what about all those people with silicon in them and shit???
Fucking Pam Anderson is going to look crazy to civilizations in 1000 years should they ever dig her up :)
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Toejam
from Perth (Australia) on 2002-10-14 02:18 [#00402998]
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Maybe the future civilizations will think that the braces were jewels...and we used to wear them on our TEETH!
"Now, THAT'S bizarre, Fred." "Mmm. Sure is. What the hell were they thinking?"
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flea
from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-10-14 06:25 [#00403084]
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What if those braces in the grave started picking up radio stations, satellites(as well know very well many of them do causing huge embarassment to their wearers)..what happens then?..people walking past the grave hear sounds, voices, singing, Polka Bands, it will either freak them out making them think there's ghosts having loud parties in there or they will think there's a live one in the grave..they get to the authorities dig the poor fucker up and they find...oh..the poor sad pathetic bastard wore braces..oh the humiliation not only are you a corpse, you are the corpse of brace wearer..braces that picks radio stations and stellites...ah the humanity..
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dave_g
from United Kingdom on 2002-10-14 06:36 [#00403087]
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when i used to have them i always asked myself this, so i asked the ortho and she said the funeral directors just yank them off and clean the crap off your teeth and maybe paint them whiter a bit. sounds crap to me, bury kids with them so people can discover them in the future!
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Desdemona
from Lake Mendota on 2002-10-14 07:39 [#00403124]
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Some time in high school we were studying the ancient populations of central America and did come across a group whose female royalty had, for what appeared to be entirely cosmetic reasons, large turquoise stones implanted in all of their front teeth. I can't imagine how much that would hurt. Or what grinding through that much tooth would sound like....
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