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Can people describe 1st, 2nd and 3rd base please. My friends have alot of different ideas about it and its pissing me off |
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oh thats very American.. I would say - 1st: kissing, maybe the slightest of fondling 2nd: "heavy petting", hand everywhere, groping hungrily, masturbation, maybe oral sex..? 3rd: FULL ON SEX! YEAH BABY YEAH! .. need a cold shower now. |
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ditto. |
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the oral sex one is the hardest to place, me thinks.. |
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ive heard its 1st: Kissing 2nd: Hand job - fingering 3rd: Oral Home : The whole hog |
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oh shit I forgot about home! yeah, I would agree with you Murray. sounds right to me. |
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thanks chum,s for clearing it up :) It's been annoying the hell out of me |
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what were your friends unclear about..? |
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what 3rd base is and whetehr or not there was a home base |
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well otherwise you'd miss out on screaming "HOME RUN" to your mates.. |
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forget baseball try the hurdles analogy for quicker results you don't have to run as far before getting your leg over (A-boom-tish) |
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so with all this, what does a foul mean? what happens if the ball goes out of bounds? can you be called 'out'? three strikes your out? what would that refer too? all bases loaded = orgy? what does all THOSE things mean? |
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He brings up good points here... |
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can you 'slide' into bases? |
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what would 'bunting' refer to? |
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mm. can someone in the audience (IS there an audience..?) catch the ball and keep it..? |
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yeah, who would the spectators be? i think thats sick! |
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are there commentators..? |
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what happens if u drop ur bat? |
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or your ball? oo-er missus! |
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I dont know, I'm only a pitcher. |
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I'm a bat-handler.. :) |
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weatheredstoner likes his big gloves, i bet! |
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lol, all good questions |
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where's my bat boy? OOPS. :o ERRRR...I MEAN.. |
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whats this 'sex' everyone keeps talking about? |
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I'm handling it, probably.. har har har |
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thats what happens on the other side of the planet from where we're playing baseball. |
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Hmm...I always thought sex was second base. |
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what would be third base then..? marriage? |
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spot the 'virgin' thread ;) |
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1st - Ooooo... 2nd - Oh, yes... 3rd - Yes! Home- YYEEEEESSSS!!! ;.) |
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yes i believe third is mairrage and fourth is having kids. |
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home is having kids, rather |
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For me, there is only 1 base.... EVERYTHING. |
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i always thought the bases system applied solely to the act of fornication... set on a shorter timeline than marriage and kids.. but who knows? |
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I was under the impression first base was knocking them out, second base was beating them senseless, third base was ejaculating, and finally home base was when you set their house on fire and sped off into the dark of night. Maybe that's just me. |
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i guess walking is when she's easy. a slide is when you pull a fast move on a girl. maybe a bat boy is viagra. |
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Walking up to bat: Kissing, fully clothed fondling First base: heavy/French kissing, shirts off, above the waist fondling Second Base: Above/Below the waist fondling, no clothes Third: Oral sex, handjob, fingering, etc. Home plate: HOME RUN! (sex) |
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what if you hit a grand slam, does that mean you have sex with 4 girls at once? heh, this is all funy stuff!! :) |
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"maybe a bat boy is viagra." ok, well what is the umpire? |
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ummm...the pharmacist? therapy? got me there. |
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the umpire is a severe, burning case of herpes you get 'after the game' |
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hah |
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what happens when the coach argues with the umpire? |
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Maybe the umpire is actualy the chick, and when the coach argues with the umpire, she drags her teeth during oral sex as a punishment. "Umpire = girl" makes perfect sense, if walking means "easy girl", because ultimately the umpire can decide how far the batter will go, much like the girl, am I right? |
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what do you mean "grand slam is when you fuck her in the ass and pull it out just in time to squirt in her eyes?" you sick donkey. |
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Maybe he plays in a different league... ;.) |
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okay okay okay...but what about batting practice? when does that happen? is that mas..uhh..yeah..okay um...okay so what is the consestion stand? the bed? how many 'innings' in an 'out'??? oh man...what the heck?!?!? someone answer these questions!!! okay so like what about 'batting average'?? what about 'baseball cards'? nude pics??? what does the phrase "I chewed the tobacco' mean?? SOMEONE HELP! |
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Fly ball = when you zipper it up accidentally >_< YEOOUCH |
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