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What is your earliest memory? Mine is when I was at play school and the teacher pulled my flys up and caught my penis in the zip. I was about 3 years old. |
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OUCHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did u recover? what did she say? my earliest memory is being pushed thru the front door of my old house in my buggy by my mum :D I dunno how old i was, but we moved house when i was 3, so i was under the age of 3! |
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Fully recovered, thanks for your concern!! |
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I remember my aunts (a few of them were only a few years older than me) would bring me out of the kitchen at dinner and into the living room, and teach me swear words. Then I'd waddle into over to my family at the dinner table and tell them to ''go fuck yourshelves, shtoopid shitheads!!!!''. |
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i remember not being able to make memories...they killed my wife..and now i have to kill that fucker...i have a system, and some tats with some of the good stuff (naked pics of my wife) on my body. |
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it wouldn't have been so bad if you did ur flys up, cos u wud've stopped when it started to hurt, but someone else wudnt stop because of ur pain! I wud've cried for a whole month or something! |
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ophecks, what did ur parents do in retaliation? |
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Hmm... but was it an accident 010101? I actually remember wiping food off my face on stuff. Like the couch and blankets. I remeber being quite proud of hiding it from my mom. It was quicker then washing I guess. |
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I can't remember... I actually only remember the ''swearing lessons'', not the actual act or the aftermath... I'm sure my aunts remember. Go ask them! |
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any directions? maps? |
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hmmmm one morning i wanted a bowl of corn flakes for breakfast. i used a glass salad dish instead of a cereal bowl, and a fork instead of a spoon. we were out of milk, so i added water and orange juice to the corn flakes. i don't think i cared for it too much, hehe... |
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i was prolly about 3 or so, & it was in california |
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My first memory, I'm in a high chair, I can't talk, and my mother is spoon feeding me some orange stuff. It's only about 2 seconds, but it's very distinct, because I am facing a window that was in my old house that I remember from later memories. |
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i remember using my father's stamps all over the house, on the walls, on the doors, etc... it was really fun! :) i remember throwing an egg-cup into the bed where my little brother was too. i didn't see exactly where i was throwing it, but the egg-cup broke one of his tooth. |
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and i was always drawing letters and numbers instead of "normal" drawings. these weird symbols were fascinating me. |
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walking in from the garden with a rat hanging off my finger, i was 4, my grandad ripped it off my finger and twatted it with a spade. had to have my first tetanus shot. |
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ouch! :( ...was your finger that tasty? |
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well, i was 4 so that finger could have been in any number of smelly places |
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One of my earliest memories was when I was little, I must've been about 3 years old or maybe a little younger....there was this massive black dog that used to keep barking in our neighbours garden. I also remember this creepy scarey as hell 'pigeon that used to sit on top of the garage and just stare at me....it apparently used to freak me out! |
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Was that a pigeon?? *runs for cover* Hehehehe |
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steamtanks first memory: his aunt takin him to a park- he wanted to wear a sweater with pengiuins and he was screamin "pingi pingi pingi!" or the second v old memory- his grandpa takin chairs out of house to sit near bonfire. |
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i dont really remember this but my brothers tell me i used to really love ducks when i was a kid, when i was 3 or something they took me the park, i had on a sheepskin coat, sees the ducks in the lake and goeas screamin, running staight into the lake, sunk like a stone, my brothers had to jump in and save me. |
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My earliest memories are: Being about 9 months and my mother dropping me down a flight of concrete steps in Plymouth city centre (accidentaly - apparently!) and Falling outta the chimney of a 9' tall train shaped climbing frame onto me 'ed at the age of around 5.....teacher put some magic cream on it for me!!! |
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sitting in the garden with my grandpa and asking him why my poo is defferent colours sometimes |
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