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         rob fragilenine
             from my house. please do not step on 2001-07-19 18:51 [#00016620]
        
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 Alpha Café
  TODAY'S MENU
  main courses: banana soup 3.95 prawn soup 2.50 icecream soup 3.95 turkey surprise (surprise: no turkey) -1.90 scooped ham A.99 shaved monkey ears 5.60 boiled 8-balls 6.60 baked websites 3.58
  tasty beverages: hooon 2.75 custard 3.30 tomato sauce milkshake .98 xray cola X.39 goon gumpas 8.95 EEM (electronically-enhanced milkshake) 5.55
  desserts: tomato sundae 6.75 chili cake 3.50 my feet muffin 1.40 bullet in your cheesecake 5.30 icecream (see below for flavours) 3.03
  icecream flavours: pot plastic website disk electricity moldy lunchbox heat left hand glove right hand glove voice guitar string rust negative
  please place your order.
 
 
  
         
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         hevquip
             from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-07-19 18:55 [#00016621]
        
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do you have crab ass with a side talking jelly?
 
  
         
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         rob fragilenine
             from my house. please do not step on 2001-07-19 19:00 [#00016622]
        
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yes. that will be (3*[77 + i3.4 / 6^91) / ([a + x] * 5[t +  7,4.394647:33 / {t / 6}] + pi - x6:33+)]^2 please. 
 
  
         
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         Gl;itch
             from New Zealand on 2001-07-19 19:01 [#00016624]
        
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SHIT !!! you dont have any monkey testicle soda, thats the  tangiest. 
 
  
         
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         hevquip
             from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-07-19 19:02 [#00016625]
        
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i can only pay in horse teeth. i believe i also have 65.6874  giraffe elbows with me. i would like fish tit juice to drink  too please. 
 
  
         
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         rob fragilenine
             from alpha café on 2001-07-19 19:06 [#00016626]
        
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Whatever we don't have can be ordered in. Please allow 16-21  days for delivery.
 
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         rob fragilenine
             from alpha café on 2001-07-19 19:09 [#00016627]
        
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8947619879294599347593487
  That is our newest dessert. The price is 39.76876348x  fishbulbs where x is the amound of 8947619879294599347593487  you want. 
 
  
         
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         Xanatos
             from NYC on 2001-07-19 20:35 [#00016637]
        
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I dont know if you have any but I would like some milk from  the milkman's wife's tits. 
 
  
         
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         dingle berry
             from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-07-19 20:43 [#00016638]
        
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ROLPH HARRIS COLLECTS MISTREATED ANIMALS IN A PIT IN HIS  FRONT ROOM,
  HE MILKS THERE PUSSY SORES INTO A SPECIAL IRON CONTAINER,  WHEN THE STANDARD FIFTEEN LITRES IS TO THE BRIM HE THEN  LOADS IT ON TO HIS DAYGLO TRYCICLE & ATTEMPTS TO SELL THE  NOXIOUS LIQUID AT SCHOOL FETES AND STEAM ENGINE RALLYS!! 
 
  
         
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         Aron?
             from Canada on 2001-07-19 20:53 [#00016646]
        
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Oh boy, I'll have some left hand glove! It's my favorite!
 
  
         
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         Aron?
             from Canada on 2001-07-19 20:53 [#00016647]
        
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Oh boy, I'll have some left hand glove! It's my favorite!
 
  
         
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         Baron Von Picklefoot
             from The keep me under the stairs with only a canned ham to keep me company on 2001-07-20 09:13 [#00016737]
        
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Hmmmmm might you have a waffle Iron to spare  poor man ????I  got stuck inside my battery powered kangroo he otherday it  wasnt untill my uncle came over with a plate of fish and  chips that I got out !!what was the name of that guy's horse  you know the guy with the big hat ??STOP WEARING MY SHOES  !!!! THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!! 
 
  
         
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         Baron Von Picklefoot
             from The keep me under the stairs with only a canned ham to keep me company on 2001-07-20 09:13 [#00016738]
        
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SAMO'S DAY OLD TOOTH !
 
  
         
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         Baron Von Picklefoot
             from The keep me under the stairs with only a canned ham to keep me company on 2001-07-20 11:21 [#00016765]
        
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Is it just me or it snowing in here ???
  PRICK OF A OVEN BOOT HAS SPOKEN !!!!!
 
  
         
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