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dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-07-18 19:30 [#00016389]

can anyone put these intimate moves into an easy step by
step guide?


dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-07-18 19:32 [#00016391]

if i rearange the letters in my brothers name he can call
Melinda shit!


m....MwMw wwW(m M m)Www wMwM....m on 2001-07-19 08:50 [#00016461]

1. be sure to have eaten sticky messy things such as mashed
potatoes, jello, gravy, and leave a lot of food on your
plate to be licked.
2. Either of the following is acceptable: a) remove plate
from table toward face b) move face toward plate, keeping
plate on table. I prefer method b, but the choice is up to
3. Don't just lick the plate, caress it thoroughly with your
tongue fully extended and make pleasureful sounds when doing
so. If you feel an orgasm coming on, don't fight it, just
let it all loose.

*licking the bottom and sides of the plate is acceptable and
leads to further stimulation, even if no food is there to be
*be as slobbery as you wish. Remember that you can lick
sideways and backwards.


-=[mCp]=- from Frankfurt/Germany on 2001-07-19 09:25 [#00016471]

Enhanced description:

a) don't use any garlic for spicing your food you're gonna
b) beware of scratches on the plate as they can decrease
your sexual pleasure...
c) use soft food. Something like a rumpsteak or double
hamburger is not appropriate. Stuff like pudding is
d) be sure you are alone. People usally think funny stuff of
you when you get caught licking your plate passionately.
e) no bakegoods advised...
f) let no other one lick your plate...remember it's your
plate. If somebody you don't know threatens you to kill you
if you not let him lick your plate, call the local police
office immediately.
g) replace the plate with a vagina. you're going to be
rewarded for this pleasure-technique.


-=[mCp]=- from Frankfurt/Germany on 2001-07-20 08:49 [#00016731]

Or just use the plate instead...


m....MwMw wwW(m M m)Www wMwM....m on 2001-07-20 18:31 [#00016861]

Yeah, I just use the plate. In reference to d, you just need
to find the right group of people. My whole family loves the
intimate are of plate licking. You should come over on
Thanksgiving. You can come out of the closet and we'll
accept you as one of us. (goes back to licking a plate)


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