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Great Music Toothcock

Chimp Systems from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 13:55 [#00015845]

I know from the name of the band, they may sound shit. but
Toothcock is my favourite band now, they're like Sigur Ros
and Wings combined. They're awesome, totaly great. I''m
serious, forget the name of the band, cause honestly
Toothcock is a terrible name for a band, and just check them

their website:

their best tracks are "saliors on the scrotum ship"/"i shit
brains"/"the end of potatoes"/ and "warriors on the role"

check em out and you'll really like 'em


Chimp Systems from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 13:58 [#00015848]

I've been cloned, blah blah blah. Please ignore any posts
with my name on. If the clone would care to come and meet
outside 83 Piccadilly, London at 6pm today (Green Park
nearest tube, son) then I'd love to meet him. You are one
funny guy.


Wizards Teeth on 2001-07-17 13:59 [#00015850]

this is getting confusing

i think a fight would settle it


Chimp Systems from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 14:13 [#00015858]

Oh for fucks sake...

Wizard, ignore my e-mail, I am going to post, if only becuz
this is pretty funny. But just so you know this is me,
here's the road you live on : Wensley Close.

To mister clone, you are a bit of a wag aren't you? I do
hope you are London based (I'm guessing you are UK-kid bcuz
of your hil-AR-ious Wings/sigur ros gag). If so, come to the
address above at the allotted time so I can bang your
fucking nose into your mind. If, for some awwful reason,
you're not there, weeell... We'll just have to live
side-by-side won't we? Survival of the nastiest.


Chimp Systems from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 14:20 [#00015861]

Ha ha clone. You are so funny!!!!!! I don't live in the UK.
I never could and never would. I don't like Mr Bean and I
don't like every meal I have to be boiled. I also hate the
whiny accents of uk people.

The Real Chimp Systems


Chimp Systems from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 14:21 [#00015862]

And I have good clean teeth too, so I guess I'd be out of
place in England.


Dew from many leaves on 2001-07-17 14:27 [#00015866]

chimp systems- maybe phobiazero can find out who is your
clone. however you might be pretending to have a clone to
become more "popular" around here, you know cause these days
its cool to have your own clone and others will envy you for
it. ^^^^stanleyhogwash..


Chimp Systems from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 14:28 [#00015867]

If I don't live in the UK, then I guess that the package
Wizard is sending to the London address I gave him is going
to go to waste ay? Ah well...

You're mum's screaming again. How much more of your baby
sister's arse flesh do I have to cram down her throat before
she shuts up? For fuck's sake, it's only a cuntwound,

...and besides, anyone who's spoken to me b4 on this board
knows I'm from the UK.


Chimp Systems from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 14:30 [#00015868]

Dew: Yeah, I'll have to contact your man Phobiazero I spose.
Wizard's Teeth will probably have to act as the man who can
seperate me from my clone, as he has my e-mail address, home
address, and I have his. I am actually quite enjoying it
though, in a pervy way...


Wizards Teeth on 2001-07-17 14:45 [#00015874]

I could prove who is real

I will send the real chimp system a word written on a piece
of paper in the real post and a word via e-mail

He will then type these two words on this message board.

I will then tell you lot who is real.

I feel a bit like a Russian spy


Wizards Teeth on 2001-07-17 14:56 [#00015877]

But that also means that everytime you want to post a
message i will have to mail you a words then I will have to
verify if your post is from the real you.

Alternatively the persons who makes this site could use
sophisticated techniques to only allow one person to use the
same name


Chimp Systems from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 15:03 [#00015880]

Wizard: Here's some more ID- you live in Co Durham.

Either Phobiazero will be able to work out who the real
Chimp is, and stop the clone from using my godamm name, or
everyone'll just have to guess which is me. He's tried being
you as well, I dunno if you saw that post . . . Or maybe
he'll turn up for a kicking like I asked him to, although I
don't think he is a UK resident.

He's posted stuff on the board before, often involving the
word catpenis, and some TV show called Full House. He is a
very funny man. I applaud him. I kneel before his superior
intellect and wit. And I push this feral cat further into
his mum's arse.


Chimp Systems from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 16:16 [#00015894]

Now this is getting fuckin' annoying. This is the real chimp
systems- The posts above this were by the fake. I hate you
fake, when your at school, your father and I masturbate into
your underwear assisted by the lubrication of your
anti-aging cream.
Seriously Teeth, can you stop him, he's really starting to
make my fecies boil.


Wizards Teeth on 2001-07-18 19:34 [#00016392]

Fuck you, Fakey.


Dirty Priest from Denmark on 2001-07-19 11:57 [#00016526]



Wizards Teeth on 2001-07-19 12:07 [#00016528]

I did not type that either


SWAI from Denmark on 2001-07-19 16:20 [#00016585]

Yeah because you dont swear!

i know. everytime you swear, its the clone...


Wizards Teeth on 2001-07-20 00:30 [#00016662]

Yeah that clone is so immature he should just stop with all
the cloning.


Chimp Systems from Vague Island on 2001-07-20 05:44 [#00016695]

i am the real chimp systems.
no foolin'
and also, i am the real richard d james
fuk off you cunts!


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