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         Chimp Systems
             from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 13:55 [#00015845]
        
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I know from the name of the band, they may sound shit. but  Toothcock is my favourite band now, they're like Sigur Ros  and Wings combined. They're awesome, totaly great. I''m  serious, forget the name of the band, cause honestly  Toothcock is a terrible name for a band, and just check them  out.
 
  their website: www.angelfire.toothock.com downloads: www.mp3.com/toothcock
  their best tracks are "saliors on the scrotum ship"/"i shit  brains"/"the end of potatoes"/ and "warriors on the role"
 
  check em out and you'll really like 'em
 
  
         
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         Chimp Systems
             from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 13:58 [#00015848]
        
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I've been cloned, blah blah blah. Please ignore any posts  with my name on. If the clone would care to come and meet  outside 83 Piccadilly, London at 6pm today (Green Park  nearest tube, son) then I'd love to meet him. You are one  funny guy. 
 
  
         
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         Wizards Teeth
             on 2001-07-17 13:59 [#00015850]
        
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this is getting confusing
  i think a fight would settle it
 
  
         
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         Chimp Systems
             from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 14:13 [#00015858]
        
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Oh for fucks sake...
  Wizard, ignore my e-mail, I am going to post, if only becuz  this is pretty funny. But just so you know this is me,  here's the road you live on : Wensley Close. 
 
  To mister clone, you are a bit of a wag aren't you? I do  hope you are London based (I'm guessing you are UK-kid bcuz  of your hil-AR-ious Wings/sigur ros gag). If so, come to the  address above at the allotted time so I can bang your  fucking nose into your mind. If, for some awwful reason,  you're not there, weeell... We'll just have to live  side-by-side won't we? Survival of the nastiest. 
 
  
         
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         Chimp Systems
             from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 14:20 [#00015861]
        
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Ha ha clone. You are so funny!!!!!! I don't live in the UK.  I never could and never would. I don't like Mr Bean and I  don't like every meal I have to be boiled. I also hate the  whiny accents of uk people.
 
  The Real Chimp Systems
 
  
         
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         Chimp Systems
             from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 14:21 [#00015862]
        
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And I have good clean teeth too, so I guess I'd be out of  place in England. 
 
  
         
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         Dew
             from many leaves on 2001-07-17 14:27 [#00015866]
        
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chimp systems- maybe phobiazero can find out who is your  clone. however you might be pretending to have a clone to  become more "popular" around here, you know cause these days  its cool to have your own clone and others will envy you for  it. ^^^^stanleyhogwash.. 
 
  
         
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         Chimp Systems
             from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 14:28 [#00015867]
        
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If I don't live in the UK, then I guess that the package  Wizard is sending to the London address I gave him is going  to go to waste ay? Ah well... 
 
  You're mum's screaming again. How much more of your baby  sister's arse flesh do I have to cram down her throat before  she shuts up? For fuck's sake, it's only a cuntwound,  woman...
 
  ...and besides, anyone who's spoken to me b4 on this board  knows I'm from the UK.  
 
  
         
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         Chimp Systems
             from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 14:30 [#00015868]
        
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Dew: Yeah, I'll have to contact your man Phobiazero I spose.  Wizard's Teeth will probably have to act as the man who can  seperate me from my clone, as he has my e-mail address, home  address, and I have his. I am actually quite enjoying it  though, in a pervy way... 
 
  
         
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         Wizards Teeth
             on 2001-07-17 14:45 [#00015874]
        
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I could prove who is real
  I will send the real chimp system a word written on a piece  of paper in the real post and a word via e-mail
 
  He will then type these two words on this message board.
  I will then tell you lot who is real.
  I feel a bit like a Russian spy
 
  
         
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         Wizards Teeth
             on 2001-07-17 14:56 [#00015877]
        
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But that also means that everytime you want to post a  message i will have to mail you a words then I will have to  verify if your post is from the real you.
 
  Alternatively the persons who makes this site could use  sophisticated techniques to only allow one person to use the  same name 
 
  
         
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         Chimp Systems
             from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 15:03 [#00015880]
        
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Wizard: Here's some more ID- you live in Co Durham.
  Either Phobiazero will be able to work out who the real  Chimp is, and stop the clone from using my godamm name, or  everyone'll just have to guess which is me. He's tried being  you as well, I dunno if you saw that post . . . Or maybe  he'll turn up for a kicking like I asked him to, although I  don't think he is a UK resident. 
 
  He's posted stuff on the board before, often involving the  word catpenis, and some TV show called Full House. He is a  very funny man. I applaud him. I kneel before his superior  intellect and wit. And I push this feral cat further into  his mum's arse.
  ;0)
 
  
         
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         Chimp Systems
             from Vague Island on 2001-07-17 16:16 [#00015894]
        
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Now this is getting fuckin' annoying. This is the real chimp  systems- The posts above this were by the fake. I hate you  fake, when your at school, your father and I masturbate into  your underwear assisted by the lubrication of your  anti-aging cream. 
  Seriously Teeth, can you stop him, he's really starting to  make my fecies boil. 
 
  
         
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         Wizards Teeth
             on 2001-07-18 19:34 [#00016392]
        
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Fuck you, Fakey.
 
  
         
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         Dirty Priest
             from Denmark on 2001-07-19 11:57 [#00016526]
        
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Haha
 
  
         
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         Wizards Teeth
             on 2001-07-19 12:07 [#00016528]
        
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I did not type that either
 
  
         
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         SWAI
             from Denmark on 2001-07-19 16:20 [#00016585]
        
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Yeah because you dont swear!
  i know. everytime you swear, its the clone...
 
  
         
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         Wizards Teeth
             on 2001-07-20 00:30 [#00016662]
        
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Yeah that clone is so immature he should just stop with all  the cloning. 
 
  
         
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         Chimp Systems
             from Vague Island on 2001-07-20 05:44 [#00016695]
        
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i am the real chimp systems. no foolin' and also, i am the real richard d james fuk off you cunts!
 
  
         
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