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Just for fun, if you ever met God, what would you say to it? I'd say something like...in my next incarnation..i wannabe a pronstar /w two huge dicks. |
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hullo! how's YOUR day been? |
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"What is the meaning of life?" |
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ketchup or mayonnaise ? |
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so what's the story with you and satan; still not getting along? ok .. that's me for now |
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ok .. last one "i thought you were dead?" |
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I'd be like wtf was that shit all about?! Thanks alot! |
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"Why were we born only to suffer and die." |
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'wonder if U could at some more inches? |
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add some more inches? yep,....adding some brain cells would help too! |
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why dose everything taist like chicken? |
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"oi, cunt. you're a sick evil bastard. Are u sure you are not the devil?" |
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the meaning of life is: make money. so you can give it to large corporations |
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He'd probably come back with like some ghandi like dali llama buddist cliche like we are all apart of the same, or some shit like that i bet. |
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I'd say "Isn't that my seat your sitting in?" or "You'll bow before a Jedi!" He he he ! ! |
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he'd probably respond with is your name lucifer? because this has only happened once before and the name was lucifer. so unless you wanna end up like lucifer you best recognize an og nigga when ya see one, lucy! |
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To which I'd say "Do you wanna step outside 'old man' and settle this??' :) |
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To which he would banish you to hell and it would be settled just like that. ;) |
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what with the dress old dude? |
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whos your pappah! |
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You are probably right, I'd get to heaven, and God would say 'Tickets please!' - Id hand mine over, and he'd say 'I am sorry m'boy but these tickets say Hell, do not pass GO, do not collect $200' ...thats my luck! :) |
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"hello, how do you do? i'm so glad to meet you God... so you created the whole world? a lot of work, wasn't it? well, maybe not for you, you're a God after all... ^^ so what are you doing now? are you still interacting with this world? if so, what are you doing exactly? sorry, i'm too curious... but that's the first time i meet a God! (oops... the one and only maybe?) and how is jesus? by the way, where did we get wrong in the bible, in religions and such? are our souls eternal? (i hope not in fact!) what happens after our death? sorry if i bother you, you must have a lot of work to do... oops, i need to go to school now, i have a math exam! well, since you are almighty (well, if you are really, since i'm sure of nothing!), here's my email, so you can answer me when you have free time... if you want... but now i have to go! goodbye, see you again!" *runs away from God's angry thunder* |
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my my, such eloquence! |
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Such an ass kisser - you're bound to get a good apartment in heaven, with a nice view! :) |
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yeah! you tell him what his good service as a christain will get him in the afterlife! =P |
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i don't consider myself as a christian, nor as an atheist... i just think i don't have enough clues to be convinced of the existence or the non-existence of god... that was just a supposition, i think i'd better be polite to him if i meet him, if he's almighty and could do whatever he wants with me... i don't want to take INFINITE risks! |
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nice thread! i'd probably warm up with a bit of "oh my god!" and then something completely pointlkess, like "are you REALLY god?" and then i'd sit around for 5 minutes trying to think of somehting i wanna ask him and then say "shit, man i shoulda thought something cool up to ask you when i was replying to that thread in aphextwin.nu" |
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INFINITE risks - LOL!!! I'd also say something like 'Hey God - there's someone calling you over there!' *points to hell, and pushes God down the stairs just outside the pearly gates, from where God is dragged off into the bowels of hell, by Satan's hellhounds' 'OK people, Heaven is now under new management.......ha ha!' |
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Actually, thinking about it - I would never have to worry about meeting God. Because where I'm going its gonna be nice and warm - and I'm not talking about indoor central heating!! Hehehe! |
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"Do you really like those cheesy worshipsongs?" |
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i would say, "nice to meet you." |
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*closes eyes and puts fingers in ears* "If i dont believe in you, you cant hurt me!" |
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i'd either go for: "how do you pronounce autechre ?" or "can you get me mint copies of some old boards of canada stuff ?" |
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"Thanks for not revelaving your full glory to me and thereby destroying me. Who is right the catholic's or the protestants? Oh and if you could tell me, will the pope go to hell? Thanks." |
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I'd ask him to pull my finger |
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" Hi God, are you responsible for Dinosaurs or was that just evolution ?...... ...and if so, are you responsible for creating Fundamentalist Christians ? Either way, you're a hell of a joker . Now, tell me ...how can debauchery/lust/cocaine/ be evil yet feel so damn gooooooood :D" |
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i may also question him for what are the lost vowels between YHWH... and what's the name which gave 666... just by curiosity :) |
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Don't TV evangelists and southern baptist preachers annoy you? |
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why my brother? |
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d'you know something about this one guy on earth ? he's something like a higher makes, like you. some ppl's call him äi-äf-äx... |
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big bang baby! |
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Get off my cloud! :) |
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I'd say: westside,.....aicht |
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me also say: WAZZAAAAAAAAP! |
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I'd say : Come to daddy! |
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I'd say " laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa la la la, laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa la la la " |
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I'm not going to bother speaking as you know my mind already. |
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I'd say: yo, mama! |
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id say... have u herd of aphex twin , he is a god too..lol |
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why me. |
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