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offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-07 23:09 [#02634660]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



I'm an Eastern European immigrant and a Sex Worker. I am
studying a degree in Tourism. Bonsoir!


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-04-07 23:57 [#02634662]
Points: 4899 Status: Regular



im wolfslice and mostly for fun I play videogames

I split my time between fresno, ca and palo alto, ca. CA
stands for california, for you euros. I'm 40 years old,
college graduate with honors but zero prospects (ba in
psychology nets you nothing, need phd). But I also have no
kids (by choice). I've been with my woman for 12 or 13
years. Generally speaking I can tell if I'm gonna get along
with someone based on whether or not they like Seinfeld. If
you don't like Seinfeld, you're probably not my guy.

my wife also plays video games. She's a bit conservative and
I'm more in the middle. We've never really had a substantial
argument of any kind.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-04-08 00:30 [#02634663]
Points: 3647 Status: Regular



im Tony Danza, a famous celebrity. I'm a Taurus and I like
Chihuahuas and Chinese noodles!


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-04-08 00:48 [#02634664]
Points: 4899 Status: Regular



tony what was the last video game you played


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-04-08 02:19 [#02634666]
Points: 3647 Status: Regular



either Hollow Knight or Rain World at my kid's insistence,
he's a huge fan of both.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2024-04-08 02:39 [#02634667]
Points: 4899 Status: Regular



not to derail everyone's introduction further with video
game chatter,

but your kid does have some taste. Hollow Knight simply had
great gameplay, progression, and atmosphere. I loved it. The
super lonely stag beetle that transports you around really
squeezed at my heart as his story unfolds. His
musical theme was beautiful too.

Been told to play rainworld a few times (friend says I'd
enjoy the atmosphere). I'll put it in my Tony Danza queue
just below Black Mass, which I plan to watch soon.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-04-08 02:52 [#02634668]
Points: 3647 Status: Regular | Followup to Wolfslice: #02634667



Yeah it's very beautiful, and the lore is great. We're
looking forward to Silksong.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-08 09:25 [#02634672]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



Fun fact: I was originally banned in France but in 1995 I
was released by the then French Culture Secretary,
Philippe Douste-Blazy.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-04-08 12:23 [#02634675]
Points: 3647 Status: Regular



I'd like you to meet my Black wife, Jane. She's pregnant
with our first son, Khan Younis.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-04-08 14:06 [#02634676]
Points: 3647 Status: Regular



Father, tell us again about your childhood in Rhodesia, and
your undescended third testicle.


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-08 15:02 [#02634677]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular



hello i'm hefty princess and don't look me in the eye


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-08 15:11 [#02634678]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular



i am going to moan very loud when i cum so you might want to
put in your earplugs now


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2024-04-08 22:44 [#02634679]
Points: 12410 Status: Regular



i am a very successful minecraft server admin


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-04-09 13:57 [#02634687]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



Hi, I’m RussellDust!

I like sneakers, comic books, video games, and possibly
music.


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-09 16:28 [#02634690]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02634687



asian sneakers specifically


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-04-09 16:30 [#02634691]
Points: 3647 Status: Regular



I am a 79 year old grandmother with a large game preserve in
Kenya. I am interested in meeting a romantic partner who
enjoys the thoughtful comedy of Jerry Seinfeld.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-04-09 16:47 [#02634692]
Points: 6385 Status: Lurker



hi i got swollen balls and i am not afraid to use them


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-04-09 17:12 [#02634693]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to mermaidman: #02634690



Not really, no.


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-09 17:27 [#02634694]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02634693



not only asian sneakers but also asian sneakers


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-04-09 18:17 [#02634695]
Points: 3647 Status: Regular



I am Tex Wildman, an expat app developer living in Thailand,
and I've developed the world's first gay fertility tracking
app.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-09 18:35 [#02634696]
Points: 31038 Status: Regular



I'm Yatta B Penkaguan CEO of this sentence, cheers


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-04-09 18:36 [#02634697]
Points: 6385 Status: Lurker



hi, mid 50s lizard egg collector here, scrambles and light
poaching a speciality. i am also the pope


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-09 22:32 [#02634698]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular



hi, any ponces in here?


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-04-09 22:39 [#02634699]
Points: 6385 Status: Lurker | Followup to mermaidman: #02634698



nah just slags and muppets


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-09 22:50 [#02634700]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular | Followup to belb: #02634699



oh...


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-10 01:41 [#02634705]
Points: 6550 Status: Regular



my name is Jessop Alfrecwpse Neoccus III and i got banned
from linkedin for being too linked in


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-04-10 02:17 [#02634706]
Points: 3647 Status: Regular



I'm Carl Whelkins and I'm in "imports"

[wiggles eyebrows obscenely]

[smokers cough]


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-10 08:00 [#02634719]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



18/mtf/dragon-ferret


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-04-10 16:22 [#02634734]
Points: 3647 Status: Regular



I'm Gentle Ben, a large friendly bear. Eating those children
was a terrible mistake, and I hope you'll forgive me. I am a
bear, after all. Urrrhurrrhhhh.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-11 03:59 [#02634763]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



*feeds nice bear some amanita muscaria mushrooms*


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-11 10:30 [#02634785]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular



hi i’m an intern at kawasaki motors and i enjoy extreme
sports


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-11 10:35 [#02634786]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular



sorry i meant i’m an intern at kawasaki motors and i enjoy
sucking dick (dumb autofill)


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-11 11:54 [#02634791]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



Brunch? It depends. I mean today for example, I just had a
bit of left over corned beef.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-11 13:44 [#02634793]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



My new EP has been described as containing "three tribal
belters and then some sound collage that could quite easily
have been left off - 2.5/5
"


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-04-11 14:32 [#02634794]
Points: 3647 Status: Regular



I'm Vincent and I'll be your server this evening. May I
recommend the smoked vegan prairie oysters?


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-11 14:59 [#02634795]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



Delicious to eat hot or cold.


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-04-11 20:57 [#02634802]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



I’m Jenson McLair, I don’t like apricot seeds. This
place reeks (of piss) btw.


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-13 09:50 [#02634853]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular



hello i'm vladimir. i'm russian fuckboy


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-13 13:57 [#02634855]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



Waking up after midday, hungover and reeking of
sex.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-13 14:57 [#02634857]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



I just vomited in Wigmore Hall. I've never been before,
always wanted to see a concert here, about to see some
modernist classical nonsense which will be right up my
alley, AND I've been sick. At this stage I am winning.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-04-13 18:53 [#02634859]
Points: 3647 Status: Regular



I'm Amanda Riesling, a 3rd generation Australian winery
owner and Katy Perry superfan. You're gonna hear me roar!


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2024-04-14 08:44 [#02634862]
Points: 11234 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



Hi I'm me myself and I.

I'm just an average person with crazy brains.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-14 11:22 [#02634867]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



Join me, won't you, in the Language Lab.


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-14 16:58 [#02634871]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular



hello i am farmer who won 2023-2024 girthiest eggplant
olympic


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-15 07:58 [#02634892]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



Despite my hard-fought and well-deserved racist credentials,
I've had close friends from across pretty much all the key
racial and religious groups. That said, I'd like to have
more Chinese friends, so I could learn their secrets.


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-15 10:11 [#02634894]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular



can you imagine if roger's every friend from each race was a
perfect stereotype of their race


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-17 08:25 [#02634943]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



In a way, Aphex is his own crypto currency.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-19 17:57 [#02634996]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



Favourite sort of music? Hmm, tricky one. Ethno Funk, maybe?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-19 18:13 [#02634997]
Points: 31038 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02634996



Ethno ambient jazz


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-19 18:14 [#02634998]
Points: 31038 Status: Regular



pitchfork curated ethno jazz compilation compiled by non
binary under 30s from Manhattan


 


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