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mermaidman
on 2024-04-21 11:50 [#02635019]
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hello i am chief exec of your mom! and also a yogi
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mermaidman
on 2024-04-21 11:55 [#02635020]
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i bends it like beckham *slaps dat ass*
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-23 17:06 [#02635040]
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You can probably feel it already through your screen, maybe before you even clicked on this topic, but right now, I have to tell you, I am exerting raw, physical force.
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-04-23 17:39 [#02635041]
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I'm Gabriel Glans, author of The Stairmaster and The La-Z-Boy, and my TEDx talk on work life balance begins in 5... 4... 3... 2... hello and good evening!
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-23 18:41 [#02635042]
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Hi I'm Larry Wishbone and I lift cans of paint on top of a rubbish tip 5 nights a week
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Cliff Glitchard
from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2024-04-24 23:29 [#02635045]
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Hello, I'm back in town with the best White Wine ❄👃. We are doing an amazing offer Buy 3 & get 1 FREE! Call us anytime we are doing 24/7 delivery within any area. Don't hesitate to call 📞 or text us. Carlitos.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-25 04:05 [#02635046]
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I'm Leslie Nielsen. I ate a Buick, once. It gave me gas
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mermaidman
on 2024-04-25 10:50 [#02635057]
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hello i am the trans player in your sister's ultimate frisbee team
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mermaidman
on 2024-04-25 10:55 [#02635058]
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and i have my eyes on you big boy
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-25 15:40 [#02635059]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker
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Like most normal people I'm a vocal supporter of trans athletes, and I make sure that if any of those dried-up old raisin Mumsnet naysayers come along that they'll get shouted down and made to feel threatened. Like all cis women should be.
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mermaidman
on 2024-04-25 23:35 [#02635064]
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what about female to male transgender athletes? you don't ever see them trying to compete in the male division
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mermaidman
on 2024-04-25 23:39 [#02635065]
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but you do LAZY_TITLE
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-27 11:12 [#02635096]
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Yes! Proud to announce I will be next week's cover star of Euro Dyke magazine.
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RussellDust
on 2024-04-27 13:11 [#02635098]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02635059
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There’s a good South Park episode where strong woman has to face this huge man in sport events who decides he wants to be a woman coz he hates them and wants to beat them. Obv not saying that’s why trans people exist. Was just funny.
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-28 11:47 [#02635109]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker
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A tribunal heard that Daniel Hart, who is bisexual, was reportedly forced to fake being gay because he was told that his former boss, Linda Zhang, only wanted to hire gay men and women to sell luxury handbags at the Amon boutique in Gateshead.
“I was told to stay quiet because I’d be sacked if they found out,” Hart told the Mirror.
“I had to keep pretending I was gay – even though I’m not.”
LAZY_BI
We've all been there, right?
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mermaidman
on 2024-04-28 12:07 [#02635110]
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but you mean you had to pretend you weren't though, right??
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-28 12:11 [#02635111]
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I think I'm one of those gays, and there are a lot of us about, who aren't attracted to men and certainly not attracted to the physical act.
True story, I once had an AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) sponsor who was the least gay ostensibly gay man I've ever met. I think he just wanted a friend.
His bear of a husband had other ideas though. Right up there.
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mermaidman
on 2024-04-28 12:13 [#02635112]
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hello i am urine therapist and if you have a moment i'd like to talk about our r. kelly treatment
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mermaidman
on 2024-04-28 12:15 [#02635113]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02635111
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i've heard it gets very intimate between you and your sponsor. i never had one
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-28 12:21 [#02635114]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker | Followup to mermaidman: #02635113
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Sponsors can get a bit... militant.. and the wrong'uns at AA all trying to get your mobile number to support you.... *shiver* I think I went twice for the weak tea in plastic cups. There but for the grace of God went not me.
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-05-07 16:53 [#02635258]
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I'm Lawrence Stuhl, heir to the Stuhl air freshener dynasty. "Stuhl air fresheners - because nothing else smells like a Stuhl."
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-08 20:05 [#02635280]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker
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What if I were to tell you that chips (fries) are salad?
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mermaidman
on 2024-05-08 21:26 [#02635281]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02635280
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it’s british salad
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-05-08 21:40 [#02635282]
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is salad cream at all consumed outside the uk? cos that's good on chips but less so on salad
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-05-09 16:26 [#02635288]
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Hi I'm Leo Sayer's parasitic homunculus twin with a super big chin we are attached by the taints I can whistle in the ultrasonic octaves
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-09 16:53 [#02635289]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker
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Calabi YHWH Space Maddafuckers
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-05-09 17:15 [#02635290]
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an anagram of Steve Albini is Bestial Vein which i think is very apposite
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2024-05-09 21:09 [#02635291]
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We as xltronians are all the same in a way.
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-10 06:36 [#02635305]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker
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Hi, I'm Martin De Sade.
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-10 06:47 [#02635307]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker
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Where all my Mentats be at?
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-10 08:31 [#02635308]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker
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In the future we may well be able to create an electronic brain.
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-05-10 13:04 [#02635317]
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You know, the late 70s was a big time for white men singing in falsetto. That's why I've created this special collectors edition Bee Gees / Supertramp mix tape, which can be yours for three easy payments of just $14.99
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-05-10 13:06 [#02635318]
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For a limited time, I'll include a bonus King Diamond flexi-disk on exotic white vinyl. Order yours now!
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-10 13:25 [#02635321]
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Falsetto was originally a black concept as a result of so many of the randy so-and-so's all being gelded. Further grubbying the Bee Gees' already tarnished litany of song hate.
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RussellDust
on 2024-05-10 13:39 [#02635325]
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Can’t we just inject bleach? Kills the virus in an instant! Poof!
Hi I’m Milky Mellows the acrobatic clown. Lose that frown and get down!
On an important note: I hate hate and love love. These divisions are the work of evil. I just want a hug, so to speak. To meet nice people.
I wish I had my spaceship and I would just travel with my dog and maybe a partner. Exploring. The ship would have wifi and an area that’s so cozy oh my!
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2024-05-10 20:13 [#02635337]
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why cant i let go of this place its a blessing and a curry
isit a holiday where you at?
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RussellDust
on 2024-05-10 20:38 [#02635338]
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It was yesterday, yes. But most shops were open, Jesus or not money needs to be made…
One of big’s links led to me a video explaining how die andtwoord are evil. He could make another few 100 million about others im sure if that’s his thing. I’d watch the one he’d do about me! And probably watch the one on big more than once.
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2024-05-10 22:41 [#02635343]
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no shops nor service on holidays like that over here, thankfully. i was just wondering if people here had free time. so many years aboard, yet they never took the time to properly entroduce themselves until now.
did you know there is a film about this place? "thad alan smoyer and the life electronic" you guy should check it out, its really good. its about a crew of men from different countries who set out to find a unknown sound.
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2024-05-10 22:42 [#02635344]
Points: 7845 Status: Regular | Followup to ijonspeches: #02635343 | Show recordbag
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and they have funny hats
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-11 08:51 [#02635354]
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Now I've discovered playlists of Vibraphone music, I don't listen to anything else.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-05-11 08:54 [#02635355]
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Hi I'm that bloke with the tatty hair from homes under the hammer & I like nothing more than to smash my glans with a velvet mallet while standing in two buckets of warm tapioca
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-13 15:32 [#02635411]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker
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Codename: Dark Leader
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-19 10:21 [#02635556]
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My new book "Turkey: Institutionalised Male Rape and the Birth of Queer!" dropping real soon.
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-05-19 13:12 [#02635557]
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I'm Peter "Breadtube" Kropotkin, celebrated proponent of anarchism, the world's only 100% impotent and therefore 100% ethical political ideology. Won't you join me, then, in failure and futility.
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-19 20:26 [#02635561]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker
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Currently at yet another fucking Stephen Sondheim (JEWISH LYRICIST) am dram show.
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-19 22:18 [#02635564]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker
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I think mermaidman got my email address
" I'm Ally new here looking for something that would last long and i am from London and where are you from hope to hear from you or get me on ggogle charts allygraham70 arrt gmeel diurt commm... "
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mermaidman
on 2024-05-19 22:21 [#02635565]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02635564
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bro i'm no london slut
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-19 22:23 [#02635566]
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I do find that a bit disturbing, the Ai vomiting like that.
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mermaidman
on 2024-05-19 22:36 [#02635567]
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did you respomd to ally
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-05-20 00:29 [#02635568]
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"Hey its Gary Glitter here, I'm sending this message from my Nokia 3310 from inside the early learning centre. MWNGGGG"
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