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offline mermaidman on 2024-04-21 11:50 [#02635019]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular



hello i am chief exec of your mom! and also a yogi


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-21 11:55 [#02635020]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular



i bends it like beckham *slaps dat ass*


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-23 17:06 [#02635040]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



You can probably feel it already through your screen, maybe
before you even clicked on this topic, but right now, I have
to tell you, I am exerting raw, physical force.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-04-23 17:39 [#02635041]
Points: 3647 Status: Regular



I'm Gabriel Glans, author of The Stairmaster and The
La-Z-Boy, and my TEDx talk on work life balance begins in
5... 4... 3... 2... hello and good evening!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-04-23 18:41 [#02635042]
Points: 31038 Status: Regular



Hi I'm Larry Wishbone and I lift cans of paint on top of a
rubbish tip 5 nights a week


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2024-04-24 23:29 [#02635045]
Points: 4158 Status: Lurker



Hello, I'm back in town with the best White Wine ❄👃. We
are doing an amazing offer Buy 3 & get 1 FREE! Call us
anytime we are doing 24/7 delivery within any area. Don't
hesitate to call 📞 or text us. Carlitos.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-04-25 04:05 [#02635046]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



I'm Leslie Nielsen. I ate a Buick, once. It gave me gas


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-25 10:50 [#02635057]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular



hello i am the trans player in your sister's ultimate
frisbee team


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-25 10:55 [#02635058]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular



and i have my eyes on you big boy


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-25 15:40 [#02635059]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



Like most normal people I'm a vocal supporter of trans
athletes, and I make sure that if any of those dried-up old
raisin Mumsnet naysayers come along that they'll get shouted
down and made to feel threatened. Like all cis women should
be.


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-25 23:35 [#02635064]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular



what about female to male transgender athletes? you don't
ever see them trying to compete in the male division


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-25 23:39 [#02635065]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular



but you do LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-27 11:12 [#02635096]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



Yes! Proud to announce I will be next week's cover star of
Euro Dyke magazine.


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-04-27 13:11 [#02635098]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02635059



There’s a good South Park episode where strong woman has
to face this huge man in sport events who decides he wants
to be a woman coz he hates them and wants to beat them. Obv
not saying that’s why trans people exist. Was just funny.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-28 11:47 [#02635109]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



A tribunal heard that Daniel Hart, who is bisexual, was
reportedly forced to fake being gay because he was told that
his former boss, Linda Zhang, only wanted to hire gay men
and women to sell luxury handbags at the Amon boutique in
Gateshead.

“I was told to stay quiet because I’d be sacked if they
found out,” Hart told the Mirror.

“I had to keep pretending I was gay – even though I’m
not.”


LAZY_BI

We've all been there, right?


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-28 12:07 [#02635110]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02635109



but you mean you had to pretend you weren't though, right??


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-28 12:11 [#02635111]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker | Followup to mermaidman: #02635110



I think I'm one of those gays, and there are a lot of us
about, who aren't attracted to men and certainly not
attracted to the physical act.

True story, I once had an AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) sponsor
who was the least gay ostensibly gay man I've ever
met. I think he just wanted a friend.

His bear of a husband had other ideas though. Right up
there.


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-28 12:13 [#02635112]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular



hello i am urine therapist and if you have a moment i'd like
to talk about our r. kelly treatment


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-04-28 12:15 [#02635113]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02635111



i've heard it gets very intimate between you and your
sponsor. i never had one


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-04-28 12:21 [#02635114]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker | Followup to mermaidman: #02635113



Sponsors can get a bit... militant.. and the wrong'uns at AA
all trying to get your mobile number to support
you.... *shiver* I think I went twice for the weak
tea in plastic cups. There but for the grace of God went not
me.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-05-07 16:53 [#02635258]
Points: 3647 Status: Regular



I'm Lawrence Stuhl, heir to the Stuhl air freshener dynasty.
"Stuhl air fresheners - because nothing else smells like a
Stuhl."


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-08 20:05 [#02635280]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



What if I were to tell you that chips (fries) are
salad?


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-05-08 21:26 [#02635281]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02635280



it’s british salad


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2024-05-08 21:40 [#02635282]
Points: 6385 Status: Lurker



is salad cream at all consumed outside the uk? cos that's
good on chips but less so on salad


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-05-09 16:26 [#02635288]
Points: 31038 Status: Regular



Hi I'm Leo Sayer's parasitic homunculus twin with a super
big chin we are attached by the taints I can whistle in the
ultrasonic octaves


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-09 16:53 [#02635289]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



Calabi YHWH Space Maddafuckers


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-05-09 17:15 [#02635290]
Points: 31038 Status: Regular



an anagram of Steve Albini is Bestial Vein which i think is
very apposite


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2024-05-09 21:09 [#02635291]
Points: 11234 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



We as xltronians are all the same in a way.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-10 06:36 [#02635305]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



Hi, I'm Martin De Sade.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-10 06:47 [#02635307]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



Where all my Mentats be at?


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-10 08:31 [#02635308]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



In the future we may well be able to create an electronic
brain
.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-05-10 13:04 [#02635317]
Points: 3647 Status: Regular



You know, the late 70s was a big time for white men singing
in falsetto. That's why I've created this special
collectors edition Bee Gees / Supertramp mix tape, which can
be yours for three easy payments of just $14.99


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-05-10 13:06 [#02635318]
Points: 3647 Status: Regular



For a limited time, I'll include a bonus King Diamond
flexi-disk on exotic white vinyl. Order yours now!


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-10 13:25 [#02635321]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



Falsetto was originally a black concept as a result of so
many of the randy so-and-so's all being gelded. Further
grubbying the Bee Gees' already tarnished litany of song
hate
.


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-05-10 13:39 [#02635325]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



Can’t we just inject bleach? Kills the virus in an
instant! Poof!

Hi I’m Milky Mellows the acrobatic clown. Lose that frown
and get down!

On an important note: I hate hate and love love. These
divisions are the work of evil. I just want a hug, so to
speak. To meet nice people.

I wish I had my spaceship and I would just travel with my
dog and maybe a partner. Exploring. The ship would have wifi
and an area that’s so cozy oh my!


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2024-05-10 20:13 [#02635337]
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why cant i let go of this place
its a blessing
and a curry

isit a holiday where you at?


 

offline RussellDust on 2024-05-10 20:38 [#02635338]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to ijonspeches: #02635337



It was yesterday, yes. But most shops were open, Jesus or
not money needs to be made…

One of big’s links led to me a video explaining how die
andtwoord are evil. He could make another few 100 million
about others im sure if that’s his thing. I’d watch the
one he’d do about me! And probably watch the one on big
more than once.



 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2024-05-10 22:41 [#02635343]
Points: 7845 Status: Regular | Followup to RussellDust: #02635338 | Show recordbag



no shops nor service on holidays like that over here,
thankfully.
i was just wondering if people here had free time.
so many years aboard, yet they never took the time
to properly entroduce themselves until now.

did you know there is a film about this place?
"thad alan smoyer and the life electronic"
you guy should check it out, its really good.
its about a crew of men from different countries
who set out to find a unknown sound.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2024-05-10 22:42 [#02635344]
Points: 7845 Status: Regular | Followup to ijonspeches: #02635343 | Show recordbag



and they have funny hats


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-11 08:51 [#02635354]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



Now I've discovered playlists of Vibraphone music, I don't
listen to anything else.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-05-11 08:54 [#02635355]
Points: 31038 Status: Regular



Hi I'm that bloke with the tatty hair from homes under the
hammer & I like nothing more than to smash my glans with a
velvet mallet while standing in two buckets of warm tapioca


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-13 15:32 [#02635411]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



Codename: Dark Leader


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-19 10:21 [#02635556]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



My new book "Turkey: Institutionalised Male Rape and the
Birth of Queer!" dropping real soon.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2024-05-19 13:12 [#02635557]
Points: 3647 Status: Regular



I'm Peter "Breadtube" Kropotkin, celebrated proponent of
anarchism, the world's only 100% impotent and therefore 100%
ethical political ideology. Won't you join me, then, in
failure and futility.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-19 20:26 [#02635561]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



Currently at yet another fucking Stephen Sondheim (JEWISH
LYRICIST) am dram show.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-19 22:18 [#02635564]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



I think mermaidman got my email address

" I'm Ally new here looking for something that would
last long and i am from London and where are you from hope
to hear from you or get me on ggogle charts allygraham70
arrt gmeel diurt commm...
"


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-05-19 22:21 [#02635565]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02635564



bro i'm no london slut


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2024-05-19 22:23 [#02635566]
Points: 1998 Status: Lurker



I do find that a bit disturbing, the Ai vomiting like that.


 

offline mermaidman on 2024-05-19 22:36 [#02635567]
Points: 8308 Status: Regular



did you respomd to ally


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2024-05-20 00:29 [#02635568]
Points: 31038 Status: Regular



"Hey its Gary Glitter here, I'm sending this message from my
Nokia 3310 from inside the early learning centre. MWNGGGG"


 


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