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long story short -- as if you haven't already been spammed with this -- mark zuckerbird of fartbook challenged elon mollusk of xTwit to a steel cage match. zuck has been taking jujitsu lessons and he's still raw about mollusk blowing up his $200m africa takeover satellite up in a failed xSpace launch. zuck says, "name the place," and mollusk says, "the octogon in vegas" ...and zuck is dead serious about wanting to kick mollusk's ass, which earns him more points than he's scored in the last decade, really... ...but mollusk is chronically never serious about anything, and, ppf. PPF. he says he'll do it. but he never will... but now, now... that mollusk has announced "IT WILL LIVESTREAM ON X" i'm getting excited. because mollusk actually will do this for his stupid fucking failing website to get more traffic, and because he has enough ego to believe he can win just lifting some dumbbells in his office sometimes ...anyone remember uwe boll vs. lowtax? it'll be like that, and, hint: musk is not uwe boll getting excited. if this fight happens... by definition, we cannot lose. |
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zuck would fuck up musk easily |
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zuck has been taking jujitsu for a while. but musk is like twice zuck's size. but zuck is much younger than musk. but musk would take a boatload of amphetamines before stepping into the ring and both of them have a hell of a chip on their shoulder. it's a nail-biter |
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Elon is all flab. Don't think he has a shot. |
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zuck sucks but this dust up will de-husk a rusty musk |
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pitiful. deathmatch or nothing. |
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belb: nice steve: given musk's psychological makeup, losing will feel like death to him |
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this is hilarious. |
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all billionaires are bad, but when it comes to mma |
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all billionaires are bad, but Musk is also like a 15 year old blowhard, who went down an alt-right pipeline. i feel bad for his trans daughter and his black employees (and also anyone having to deal with him in one way or another. but i guess that also includes me) |
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big, jeez bro you woke'd up the muck vs zuck thread |
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