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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-07-09 15:48 [#02629148]
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you know what makes this guy a threat? i actually sort of like him. same as newt gingrich, really. karl rove a distant third in comparison. all three, though, if they weren't in power, they might actually be p. cool
in power, though, christie like "time for some traffic problems in new york" as petty revenge against a political rival. if he were actually president, he would rapidly become fundamentally unlikable
we haven't had a politics thread in a bit.
i just noticed that christie's strategy is... well: LAZY_TITLE he says
- jan 6 darkest day and the donald responsible - trump is unfit for office because of the classified documents
- covid is real, donald gave him covid at a debate and he almost died
- trump is a three-time loser who is shits his pants at the thot of debating the former governor of new jersey
[last one, yeah, probably first time i'll want to watch a debate in over a decade. if they debate... my god, trump should grease his arsehole up in advance]
christie's strategy: the republicans have been this unbreakable wall of fox news lies. some believe them, not all. democrats can't call out these lies because they've been branded as liars by the republican liars. christie, however, has republican creds, so he can flip the script on them. walk through and decimate donald with them with a christie-size wrestling grab for the moderate center of america, which, believe it or not, does still exist
thots?
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-07-09 15:59 [#02629149]
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i actually sort of like him. same as newt gingrich, really. karl rove a distant third in comparison
i guess you'd call this professional courtesy amongst trolls.
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from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2023-07-09 17:53 [#02629151]
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He’s beyond gross
Closes bridges and goes on vacation
Have you heard him talk for 5 minutes 🤢🤢🤢
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-07-09 18:59 [#02629152]
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i imagine it's a lot of snorting noises, like waking sleep apnea? i don't know. perhaps you're right. i've posted on here before -- this is shorter but using the same words -- that part of what makes a president is a good voice. because you're hearing this fucker on the radio over the supermarket loudspeaker for four years. i then went on to describe trump's voice as "tiny balls mixed with gravel" and i meant that comment on multiple levels
that being sead, have you heard what he says in those five minutes?
"trump called me fat -- take a look in the mirror, guy" just, like, quality zingers. trump thinks everything he says is the word of god so he doesn't put any effort into his zingers etc
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-07-09 19:03 [#02629153]
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there's a famous incident where hunter s. thompson and richard nixon spent a few hours together in the back of a car, not joking. that nixon had personally selected thompson out of the entire press pool, because he knew thompson was a fucking mental [american] football fanatic. nixon told thompson: "i have one condition: all we can talk about for the whole ride is football. everything else is off limits."
thompson agreed and said of it all, "we actually had a lovely ride," effectively. if you want the full arc, read fear and loathing on the campaign trail
and christie, like -- he'd be quality as a regular at a local bar. as long as you avoid politics
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2023-07-09 23:03 [#02629154]
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poops like a bear
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