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             from Greatest Hits on 2023-07-09 15:48 [#02629148] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | you know what makes this guy a threat? i actually sort of like him. same as newt gingrich, really. karl rove a distant
 third in comparison. all three, though, if they weren't in
 power, they might actually be p. cool
 
 in power, though, christie like "time for some traffic
 problems in new york" as petty revenge against a political
 rival. if he were actually president, he would rapidly
 become fundamentally unlikable
 
 we haven't had a politics thread in a bit.
 
 i just noticed that christie's strategy is... well:
 LAZY_TITLE he says
 
 - jan 6 darkest day and the donald responsible
 - trump is unfit for office because of the classified
 documents
 - covid is real, donald gave him covid at a debate and he
 almost died
 - trump is a three-time loser who is shits his pants at the
 thot of debating the former governor of new jersey
 
 [last one, yeah, probably first time i'll want to watch a
 debate in over a decade. if they debate... my god, trump
 should grease his arsehole up in advance]
 
 christie's strategy: the republicans have been this
 unbreakable wall of fox news lies. some believe them, not
 all. democrats can't call out these lies because they've
 been branded as liars by the republican liars. christie,
 however, has republican creds, so he can flip the script on
 them. walk through and decimate donald with them with a
 christie-size wrestling grab for the moderate center of
 america, which, believe it or not, does still exist
 
 thots?
 
 
 
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             from Greatest Hits on 2023-07-09 15:59 [#02629149] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | i actually sort of like him. same as newt gingrich, really. karl rove a distant third in comparison
 
 i guess you'd call this professional courtesy amongst
 trolls.
 
 
 
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             from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2023-07-09 17:53 [#02629151] Points: 40934 Status: Regular
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 | He’s beyond gross 
 Closes bridges and goes on vacation
 
 Have you heard him talk for 5 minutes
 🤢🤢🤢
 
 
 
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             from Greatest Hits on 2023-07-09 18:59 [#02629152] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | i imagine it's a lot of snorting noises, like waking sleep apnea? i don't know. perhaps you're right. i've posted on
 here before -- this is shorter but using the same words --
 that part of what makes a president is a good voice. because
 you're hearing this fucker on the radio over the supermarket
 loudspeaker for four years. i then went on to describe
 trump's voice as "tiny balls mixed with gravel" and i meant
 that comment on multiple levels
 
 that being sead, have you heard what he says in those
 five minutes?
 
 "trump called me fat -- take a look in the mirror, guy"
 just, like, quality zingers. trump thinks everything he says
 is the word of god so he doesn't put any effort into his
 zingers etc
 
 
 
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             from Greatest Hits on 2023-07-09 19:03 [#02629153] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | there's a famous incident where hunter s. thompson and richard nixon spent a few hours together in the back of a
 car, not joking. that nixon had personally selected thompson
 out of the entire press pool, because he knew thompson was a
 fucking mental [american] football fanatic. nixon told
 thompson: "i have one condition: all we can talk about for
 the whole ride is football. everything else is off limits."
 
 thompson agreed and said of it all, "we actually had a
 lovely ride," effectively. if you want the full arc, read
 fear and loathing on the campaign trail
 
 and christie, like -- he'd be quality as a regular at a
 local bar. as long as you avoid politics
 
 
 
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             from Greatest Hits on 2023-07-09 23:03 [#02629154] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | poops like a bear 
 
 
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