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offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2022-03-07 10:10 [#02617045]
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should you poo before or after taking a shower?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 10:16 [#02617046]
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I think having a shower makes me want to have a shit like an
hour later, must be the warm water relaxed the muscles, its
really annoying cos its great to feel fresh after a shower,
then you need a shit. Ideally it would be shit then shower,
but it rarely works out like that


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 10:43 [#02617048]
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Some dirty bastards shit in the shower then stomp it down
the drain. I think its acceptable to wank in the shower, but
not piss and shit like some people do


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 11:38 [#02617049]
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Kilroy Silk having a shower piss


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-03-07 11:54 [#02617050]
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tbh i don't think it has anything to do with etiquette


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-03-07 12:18 [#02617051]
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if you pooped before someone else would take a shower then
it would be about etiquette IMHO


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 13:01 [#02617052]
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Edmonds shed wank mix


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 13:03 [#02617053]
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what about desperately needing a shit when someone else is
showering, so when they step out, some of the poo molecules
adhere to their freshly clean skin, as ex archbishop of
Canterbury Rowan Williams says, "It is a moral quandary"


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 13:06 [#02617054]
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Rowan Williams U-bend blocker


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-03-07 13:58 [#02617055]
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taking a poo while they are showering?!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 14:38 [#02617056]
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yeah in the toil, not squatting and shitting when someone
else is having a shower

not unless your Paul Coia


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 14:41 [#02617057]
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I just made this up, but Noel Edmonds definitely invites
strange men to have a shit on his toilet, like eastern
European trades men in hi viz jackets, while he has a wank
in his show cubicle, he inhales the stench, for maximum
pleasure


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 14:41 [#02617058]
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i meant shower cubicle, but show cubicle is better


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 14:43 [#02617059]
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while accompanied by LAZY_TITLE Noel has like his black
gimp outfit on with rhinestones like Judas priest


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 15:08 [#02617060]
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Ok enough of my elaborate sexual fantasies concerning BBC
light entertainment hosts


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 15:17 [#02617061]
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Ross King pebble mill, Bournemouth special for ya!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 15:41 [#02617064]
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Titsmarch on the coke


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-03-07 17:39 [#02617067]
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wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 19:21 [#02617068]
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Even if Aled Jones was watching through a periscope through
the ceiling in nothing but red stilettos and crocodile clips
on his nipples? surely thats tempting


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-03-07 20:31 [#02617075]
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i'm ok with all that except the pooping pls


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-03-07 20:34 [#02617077]
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before, you filthbuckets.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 20:50 [#02617081]
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Regis Philbin WAS goatse


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 20:52 [#02617082]
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what about Paul Shane doing wet farts wearing Y-fronts full
of mushy peas


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 20:55 [#02617083]
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farts like a fucking chain saw


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-03-07 23:24 [#02617084]
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nah i'm fine


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-07 23:51 [#02617085]
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what about Roy Walker eating a crème egg in your loft in
the pitch black


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-03-08 09:40 [#02617088]
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hyper you naughty boy


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-03-08 14:49 [#02617094]
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visit your friends,
run the buffet,
take a dump in the shower,
then leave in a hurry,
with some shady excuse,
while mentioning,
thx for the food it was great!!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-08 16:12 [#02617095]
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I hate taking a shit in other peoples houses, it invariably
goes wrong


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-03-09 00:20 [#02617148]
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Imagine if every 29th of February we all had to go one house
down the road and shit in that neighbours house and they did
the same to their neighbour.


 

offline AphexTwin11 from OOOOOO (United States) on 2022-03-09 00:31 [#02617149]
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Just wipe before you shower so you aren't messing up.


 


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