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online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-01-24 05:34 [#02615911]
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To the chocolate assembly


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-01-24 07:42 [#02615912]
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mad grins


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-26 06:37 [#02616021]
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is this some pink freudian fing


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-01-26 09:43 [#02616031]
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well i typed it while my middle digit was up my anus if
thats what you mean


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2022-01-26 19:27 [#02616037]
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That’s what she means


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-27 06:44 [#02616053]
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i'm officially obligated to ask if you sniffed the
aforementioned finger afterwards. and if it smelled like,
perhaps... an old friend


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-01-28 11:10 [#02616080]
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I didn't really, my girlfriend farted right in my face while
she was asleep this morning though, for some reason hers
don't smell, she probably has healthy intestinal flora, mine
smell like satan's rotten vegetable garden


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-01-28 11:21 [#02616081]
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Have you give Carol the chocolate wheelbarrow yet? you've
got to do it while shes dressed as little miss muffet and
you as robocop


 

online umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2022-01-28 11:53 [#02616085]
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my japanese teacher farted during the lesson last wednesday

so funny, i didnt say anything about it, just carried on as
normal, as is my custom


 

online Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2022-01-28 12:25 [#02616089]
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Aren't they meant to commit seppuku if they pass wind in the
presence of others, "I have dishonoured my ancestors, i will
of course commit suicide immediately"


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-29 07:48 [#02616105]
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This was HoHoCon 1993... Austin, Texas.

All experiences are relative.

With a sigh of fatigued steel touching down on the tarmac, I
was jarred into semi-consciousness. A tourist from Japan
seated next to me immediately passed gas and smiled
bemusedly, mumbling something incomprehensible. I decided
against the quick escape of the Emergency Exit and blinked
away tears of joy and olfactory irritation... my destination
beckoned me. Snatching my baggage and fleeing the pursuing
odor, I arrived in Austin in the best of spirits.



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-29 07:56 [#02616106]
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I thought: Cultures have all these differences. The classic
one is how close you stand to someone when you speak with
them in person [before pandemic, anyways]. Someone actually
sat down and worked up a list with precise distances, twelve
inches, 18 inches, etc... so you get someone from a
distant-talker culture together with someone with a
close-talker culture and it turns into that thing where you
gently tape a piece of paper to your cat and it promptly
starts walking sideways like someone has messed with its
calibration... close person moves in, distant person backs
off. sometimes neither even consciously realizes until they
work themselves into a wall or such

So I figure: This is obviously going to go similarly for
farting. How loud, when, etc. will vary by culture.

At this point I just kind of assume Wikipedia will have a
page like "Farting in different cultures" as a see-also in
the main article for Farting.

But, no. Wikipedia doesn't have this. Maybe my time has come
to actually make an article


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-30 06:42 [#02616140]
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When sleep was divided into a two-act play, people were
creative with how they spent the intermission. They didn’t
have anxious conversations with imaginary doctors; they
actually did something. During this dorveille, or
“wake-sleep,” people got up to pee, hung out by the
fire, had sex, or prayed. They reflected on their dreams and
commingled with the spiritual realm, both the divine and the
diabolical. In the 1540s, Martin Luther wrote of his
strategies to ward off the devil: “Almost every night when
I wake up … I instantly chase him away with a
fart.”


LAZY_TITLE


 


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