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offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-12-20 13:10 [#02614929]
Points: 38215 Status: Addict



Has hommie been around recently?
I checked his last posts
There must be an offshore account somewhere with $350.00 in
it keeping this site alive butt I’m very happy for that.

I’ve been at this site more than any (besides pron) since
1997 ish or a few years before.

I’ve made some incredible phriends and still want that
Xlt Island.

Good Morning and god bless Idm and Phobiazero!


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-12-20 20:17 [#02614931]
Points: 6610 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



we are on an island
~~~~ziltyland~~~~
whith lots of sunshine, lil bit of rain, hidden beaches and
cannabis plantations, lush meadows, crazy coconuts, mushroom
picking and the occasional case of cannibalism


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2021-12-23 05:46 [#02614974]
Points: 3259 Status: Lurker



i'm amazed at how many of us are still here from the
aphextwin.nu and autechre.nu days. i wouldn't be surprised
if this is one of the "longest boards running while
retaining some it's oldest members for the longest period of
time ever" on the internet. like can you seriously find a
messageboard that even existed before y2k that's still on
the net and with original core users still using it? lmao we
have users that have outlasted the owner & moderators.

(btw i'll totally donate some money to keep this site going
if i have to)


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-12-23 14:02 [#02614997]
Points: 38215 Status: Addict



Mr. hevquip,

I agree 💯 bro


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2021-12-23 19:16 [#02615011]
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XLT FOREVER..TNX PHOBS!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-12-25 07:29 [#02615052]
Points: 18476 Status: Addict



the locals' pub at the end of the internet


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2021-12-26 01:40 [#02615061]
Points: 5462 Status: Regular



i was in two minds to delete my account next year cos of 20
year anniversary, for no particular reason, but now i
realise that was a stupid thought, for better 'no particular
reasons'
vid semi-unrel
LAZY_TITLE



 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-12-26 02:09 [#02615067]
Points: 38215 Status: Addict



There are no more stupid reasons on Xlt

Be the best idm you can beat yo.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-12-26 03:37 [#02615073]
Points: 18476 Status: Addict | Followup to steve mcqueen: #02615061



fuck off
listen to all this dx7
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-12-26 04:13 [#02615078]
Points: 18476 Status: Addict | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02615073



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-12-26 07:38 [#02615105]
Points: 7223 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02615073



epic why are you cussing


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-12-26 07:45 [#02615107]
Points: 18476 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02615105



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-12-26 07:49 [#02615109]
Points: 7223 Status: Regular



didn’t click lol


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-12-26 14:40 [#02615123]
Points: 38215 Status: Addict



I prefer m.xhamster.com

Fcuk. Epix lol



 

offline obara from the one I'm in now on 2021-12-31 18:04 [#02615258]
Points: 19173 Status: Lurker



Phobzy please take the booster or we're doomed. Unless it's
your grand grand kids still maintaining this place for chips
and coke.

Also hi and <3 from obara


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2021-12-31 19:12 [#02615264]
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happy beginning all


 

offline obara from the one I'm in now on 2022-01-03 20:50 [#02615340]
Points: 19173 Status: Lurker | Followup to recycle: #02615123



xhamster is shit, spankbang is the shit tho


 

offline pidgin from St Kilda on 2022-01-06 21:18 [#02615503]
Points: 542 Status: Lurker



xlhamster


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-01-07 07:44 [#02615517]
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hahaha, fantastic^^
family friendly boogie woogie, blues, rock ´n roll show
this beats the children music i had by miles
well at least some of those tracks do


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-07 08:10 [#02615519]
Points: 18476 Status: Addict | Followup to ijonspeches: #02615517



get up get and boogie woogie
get up get and boogie woogie
and woogie woogie woogie woogie woogie woogie woogie woogie
woogie


LAZY_TITLE


















     woogie


 

offline obara from the one I'm in now on 2022-01-09 08:18 [#02615556]
Points: 19173 Status: Lurker



this *place* might end up in a Netflix documentary someday.

with interviews, original OST by eod, secret admirer,
grinning ape etc.

we're gonna get rich !

mark my words


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-01-10 08:16 [#02615566]
Points: 6610 Status: Regular | Followup to obara: #02615556 | Show recordbag



gonna be a whole series
1st episode: "New to Aphex Twin? Click here mate!"



 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-01-10 12:02 [#02615567]
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fav upcoming episodes:
"messageboard wars"
"dupe = b7"


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-01-10 12:10 [#02615568]
Points: 6610 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02615519 | Show recordbag



that song is eeeeendlesss
great rap though, best of 90´s ^^


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2022-01-13 21:30 [#02615629]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



Hi dudes! I still lurk here about once a year. Nice to see
some of the originals still hanging around.

I mostly listen to death metal now *shrug* and I haven't
made new music in like 10 years. I brew beer and I have an
Evangelion podcast.

Top Death Metal Bands in my playlist:
Blood Incantation
Faceless Burial
Vomit Forth
Undeath
Necrot
Cave Bastard
Stormkeep
Witch Vomit

holler back dudes!



 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2022-01-13 21:32 [#02615630]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular | Followup to evolume: #02615629



Oh almost forgot!

200 Stabwounds
Oxygen Destroyer


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2022-01-13 21:36 [#02615632]
Points: 3709 Status: Lurker



hi evolume

glad you are doing well


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2022-01-13 23:26 [#02615633]
Points: 38215 Status: Addict



There’s also chics here mr evolume

Hope all is well thanks for the list


 

offline Dael from the low end (Australia) on 2022-01-14 10:37 [#02615645]
Points: 968 Status: Lurker



I can't think of how many years its been since I've been on
here but it's a nice surprise to see that it's still
running.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-01-14 21:00 [#02615652]
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it´s a marathon
thx for the refreshments!



 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2022-01-14 22:35 [#02615655]
Points: 38215 Status: Addict | Followup to Dael: #02615645



SHUTS DOWN NEXT WEEK

Xlt done.


 

offline retape from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2022-01-21 13:17 [#02615819]
Points: 2355 Status: Lurker



i'll start posting again once the 260 pixels have been added


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2022-01-21 15:22 [#02615821]
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mads!



 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2022-01-21 19:02 [#02615823]
Points: 38215 Status: Addict



Hard pass, she’s to skinny
You can see her ribs


 

offline mermaidman on 2022-01-21 22:16 [#02615827]
Points: 7223 Status: Regular



phobiamax!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-21 23:21 [#02615834]
Points: 18476 Status: Addict | Followup to evolume: #02615629



I mostly listen to death metal now *shrug* and I haven't
made new music in like 10 years. I brew beer and I have an
Evangelion podcast


there was an article about how hemorrhagic rabbit fever with
80% mortality rate is clobbering both domestic and wild
wabbits. they get a fever and then start to bleed out of
their eyes and then my brain clicks off of the news story
and i think "that's so metal"


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-21 23:23 [#02615835]
Points: 18476 Status: Addict



i'm not sure how i feel about myself for actually kind of
wanting to spot one of those \m/ wabbits. on the one hand,
that's kind of messed up. on the other, there are millions
of them, and they all poop on my driveway.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-22 02:51 [#02615845]
Points: 18476 Status: Addict | Followup to steve mcqueen: #02615061



i was in two minds to delete my account next year cos of
20 year anniversary, for no particular reason, but now i
realise that was a stupid thought, for better 'no particular
reasons'


not only is that like attempting to shoot off your toe
because you're tired of having it so long, but the shotgun
you'd be attempting with was written in PHP 3.0 and you're
presuming deleting your account would work any better than
attempting to create a new one

i'd prefer if you stuck around because you seem to have a
reasonably deep mental crate; just pull out really obscure
things from the back. mermaidman lives off of sweet and sour
sauce packets and his drops are not nearly as nuanced as
thine


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-22 02:55 [#02615846]
Points: 18476 Status: Addict



i would say this board is like that casio i always use in my
tracks: it is broken in a very functional and balanced way;
the reason it works so well is because it is broken in the
goldilocks "just right" zone


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-22 03:10 [#02615847]
Points: 18476 Status: Addict



the one thing i'd really like is for my account to be
switched over to the type that can attach images -- a max of
like 10kb, i'd presume

it used to be something you got with a donation, and, well,
that's broken too. the donation functionality itself works
fine; checked that out over the holidays myself. maybe i
should write an email like "hi please run the single SQL
query to flip this flag over in my account lord knows i've
donated plenty enough to qualify" but that's, like, effort


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-22 03:44 [#02615848]
Points: 18476 Status: Addict



if i had to guess: phobs a busy man but a bit of a soft
touch. like, it's possible this site actually generates
honest-to-god beer money, even, but that's not really on the
radar. and it's not like you have to shoot old yeller; you
can just leave it alone and only intervene if there is a
problem. troll spam accounts got out of control; this is too
hard to fix. so let's just shut off registrations. oh, the
server broke, php is like 4.20 versions ahead, everyone get
out back and push it up the hill. shit, you can't search a
user's posts now, even if you log in. oh well fuck it. good
enough

so i feel cutting off new accounts was an accidentally
brilliant move. i had no inkling how it'd turn out myself...
i just figured, oh, phobs is busy, that's a fucking hell of
a problem anyways, vetting new accounts

then it becomes a sort of simmering nuclear slag time
capsule. this would be a slow and depressing trickle into
inactivity if not for the extreme roots of this board; the
thousands of dormant accounts that could, theoretically,
come back at any moment. someone finally has an idea what
they might have changed their password to while drunk ten
years ago and and old face gurns again


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-22 04:27 [#02615850]
Points: 18476 Status: Addict



google site search used to be proper. site:xltronic.com and
i can utterly not be bothered by how zilty does not even do
search... but, then, 2013-14, google tapped out; decided the
internet was too hard and let's just be shit. seems like a
hard date cutoff was implemented, with anything more than a
few weeks stale no longer ever showing up with
site:xltronic.com. this is when i wrote my first script to
rip the board.

utterly redid it like Oct 2020; replaced cumbersome mysql
with sqlite. updated it for all the strange edge cases the
server migration fomented. scrape avatars and attachments.
it's been relatively stable since with the complete lack of
development work, which i appreciate. i just run it every
now and then to update the gestalt. i'm running it again
now; been since start of november! i need all the shitposts
from the past two months in an sqlite database because
something something someday i'll make a virtual xltronic
simulation where it's all just GPT-2 bots of us all
chattering with each other and no humans are allowed to
intervene


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-22 04:58 [#02615853]
Points: 18476 Status: Addict



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-01-22 05:09 [#02615854]
Points: 18476 Status: Addict



sqlitebrowser is very proud it can generate this pdf with
trashy fonts; have a giggle. i wanted to paste it as text
but i'm not sure it does that

LAZY_TITLE

am i missing anything important? that does not require
login, anyways


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2022-02-17 11:56 [#02616500]
Points: 14653 Status: Lurker



Hi Guys


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2022-02-17 18:43 [#02616504]
Points: 18476 Status: Addict | Followup to tridenti: #02616500



wats up


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2022-02-18 19:45 [#02616558]
Points: 38215 Status: Addict



twats up


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2022-02-22 22:40 [#02616675]
Points: 2196 Status: Lurker



Hi guys :-)


 

offline sneakattack on 2022-03-07 15:50 [#02617065]
Points: 6048 Status: Lurker



The retirement home of the internet


 


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