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I owe you a reach around
 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-12-10 15:56 [#02614618]
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Lionel Blair's last words apparently


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2021-12-10 16:48 [#02614620]
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Reach around the world
Make the world a better place
Splodge on a woman's face
To make her spray piss

w0t?!"@$


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-12-10 17:29 [#02614622]
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haha!


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2021-12-10 17:35 [#02614623]
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isn't this a christmas song thread?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-12-10 18:30 [#02614625]
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in that case

Last Christmas I gave you my arse
the very next day you gave it away
then I saw it for sale 2 pound fifty in the oxfam shop
window


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-12-10 22:10 [#02614628]
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hyper you got me all excited


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-12-10 22:10 [#02614629]
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shame on you


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-12-10 22:47 [#02614630]
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imagine giving Lionel Blair a reach around though? when you
are both on pogo sticks in the Vatican


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-12-11 08:44 [#02614635]
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i try to think about how charlton heston would do a
reacharound. you know -- manly


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-12-11 09:09 [#02614637]
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now thats a picture!


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-12-11 14:10 [#02614639]
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no that wasn’t the deal the deal was that i was going to
receive the reach around!


 

offline RussellDust on 2021-12-11 21:09 [#02614642]
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I had to go through a rectal exam the other day. She had a
right reach around. I had to ask her if doing the helicopter
with her finger was really necessary.


 

offline RussellDust on 2021-12-11 21:10 [#02614643]
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She either really likes me or really dislikes me. Hard to
tell.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-12-11 21:28 [#02614644]
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with axle grease


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-12-11 21:29 [#02614645]
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yeah pope pogostick frottage!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-12-11 21:30 [#02614646]
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if you give a little love you get bigger hugs!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-12-11 21:30 [#02614647]
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did she write her phone number on your scrotum?


 


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