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offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2021-12-05 11:22 [#02614481]
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Professor Mermaid J Man becomes president of Turkey.

Continue the story guys...


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2021-12-05 11:38 [#02614482]
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Mark Flake, the Mayor of Liverpool, visits Turkey, along
with his deputy Marco Mo.

King of the recently independent state of Wales, Umbro Man
the Third also visits Turkey.



 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2021-12-05 11:39 [#02614483]
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The guests offer a gift of deluxe tubs of Haribo and king
sized Toblerones. They are gratefully accepted by the
Turks.



 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2021-12-05 11:41 [#02614484]
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A masked ninja suddenly jumps out of a moving helicopter.
The ninja is called Russ and his dog is called Babu. They
both swiftly decapitate a hundred Turkish guards. They
approach President Man and steal all of his Haribo eggs.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2021-12-05 11:43 [#02614485]
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After flying home from Turkey with the stolen Haribo eggs,
Ninja Russ and Babu watch a video on the smartphone, it's a
video of Karate Dan, Ninja Russ's teacher. He is known for
the art of bumming the pussy. Russ studies the art of
bumming the pussy on video.

ok guys, continue the story please.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2021-12-06 11:07 [#02614501]
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he farted a whole annunaki out of his bumhole, end of
story.



 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2021-12-06 11:09 [#02614502]
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End of part one

Part two coming up


 


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