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offline mermaidman on 2021-08-31 00:29 [#02611364]
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is it true that the government has naked selfies of you?


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-31 00:29 [#02611365]
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polaroid selfies


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-31 00:44 [#02611366]
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My gf has one of those camera systems in the house so she
can check on the place when we go out, but someone is
probably hacking in and looking at my knob


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-31 00:48 [#02611368]
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i'd look at your knob if i could


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-31 00:48 [#02611371]
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but it is very possible yes


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-31 00:53 [#02611372]
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it swings like a pendulum in a grandfather clock when i
scurry around


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-31 00:54 [#02611374]
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big knob


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-31 06:09 [#02611381]
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i hear they can listen in on you with a philips hue bulb.
sound waves hit the LED and using internal readback of
voltage and current draw combined with same for mains
voltage and post-regulated voltage and


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-08-31 08:34 [#02611390]
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its true
it sounds like this


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-31 09:39 [#02611391]
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a squarewave, a resonant band-pass filter, then maybe you
have the mod wheel going to the amount of lfo that modulates
the pitch i can have you that sound in three minutes without
farting or autotune. so, interesting, funny, but ultimately
disappointing. not very sonically interesting. but then this
is autotune i guess, that's what it does.

i stand by the validity of my tv show concept. even though
i've since learned that t-pain can actually sing, and
actually sounds better without autotune. he was just fucking
about with it and became his trademark then he's stuck w/it


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-31 09:41 [#02611392]
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LINK_UNFKD


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-31 09:43 [#02611393]
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oh, no, it's still quite fucked. if anyone, you'd think i'd
be able to ace this by now. but this, some very special
UI/UX here. let's try. again.

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-31 09:52 [#02611394]
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make what you described sound like a fart and post it
here... i mean it'll only take 3 minutes right?


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-08-31 11:23 [#02611401]
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yeah, but i didnt see you upload a funny fart
its about the result,
it sounded well funny to me,
especially the end bit.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-31 12:01 [#02611402]
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I wasn't trying to be sour. I actually didn't even listen to
the whole thing, thus did not ear the rendering. That I
hadn't even thought to view it as a composition. I just saw
the vid title and my ears perk up, ohhh, can you do
something good like that I thot it'd just be like...

...like it was. Then I'm just annoyed and I'm not listening
to what the guy does with it and perhaps it is well funny I
was just not in the mood to hear it after that


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-31 12:05 [#02611403]
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w/rt fart

I have work soon I cannot touch my synthesizers right now I
absolutely cannot. It's almost AA levels if I touch them now
I might be on them all day and get fired

That my first thought is to explain my 3 minute fart sound
quickly and then get to work trying to do a more built out
one with lots of gear at once and that could take all day
and no not going near that now sorry


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-08-31 12:22 [#02611404]
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lol the clip was just 30 seconds long!
typing the response must have taken longer,
but no worries its all good fun :)

generating sounds with soft/synths or gear is immense fun
anyhow, havent had a laugh doing that a while now and i miss
it every once in a while

two days ago i thought about making another remix, cause i
had an evening off, but opted for trancers on vhs. havent
seen it before, such a ridiculous and funny b-movie in
neon-noir style.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-08-31 12:30 [#02611405]
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thats too much gear involved.
what you need is FartTurbo 2.0
order now and get the whole set including
the full horn section, trombones and tuba plug-ins for just
89,99 but wait thats not all, if you call right now you will
receive the exclusive wet filter for free and a collection
of the best blows.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-31 13:57 [#02611407]
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oh, i've done this one before. it's on the board somewhere.
that tim exile teamed up with some VST people and made a
plugin called The Mouth to make physically modeled mouth
sounds in a VST in a musically useful way. of course, my
immediate reaction was: i should make a competing plugin
called The Butt that features accurate physical modeling of
the human bowel, anus, cheeks, the whole deal, for
expressive, accurate, professional synthesized farting. you
have sliders for volume, pressure, anus dilation, you know.
for FX, you can add underwear, and then pants; muffle it a
bit. The Butt, $5, order now


 

offline RussellDust on 2021-08-31 21:23 [#02611412]
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He’s still amongst us


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2021-09-01 00:50 [#02611419]
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did he log in?


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-10-03 16:12 [#02612404]
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unfortunately no


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-10-03 16:13 [#02612405]
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when you say he's still among us do you mean he's alive?


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-10-03 16:15 [#02612406]
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the last thing he said he was probably going to live in his
car and then we don't know what happened


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-10-03 17:38 [#02612410]
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it sounds something to be concerned about the way you put
it.
know anything more russle?


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2021-10-05 05:25 [#02612474]
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i dont think wmw has ever been naked


 


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