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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-22 08:05 [#02611060]
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i ordered more solo (tm) (r) cups recently, because i have
a system: chips, aka crisps, you could eat the whole bag,
right? so i fill a standard solo (tm) (r) cup whitth
chipprisps and that's my ration and it stops things from
going overbroad.

recently, i ordered another round of portion cupz, and...
hey, this feels weird. flimsy. i actually had an unopened
pack i'd bought two months ago; i'd opened the
recently-purchased one first without noticing. so i fish it
out, compare, and...

...yes, the one they just sold me is flimsy, wobbly crap.
nowhere near as sturdy as two months ago.

i hunt around the packaging, but there is absolutely no
indication anything has been changed. bastards wanted to
sneak it on through; no doubt.

it still serves my purposes; to portion crisps sanely. but
that they'd fuck the product over and try to be quiet about
it... never buying this shit again, have to say.


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-22 10:28 [#02611062]
Points: 7225 Status: Regular



you bought solo cups to portion crisps?! this is even too
retarded for you epic


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-08-22 11:48 [#02611065]
Points: 38237 Status: Addict



You can buy them for other than drinks but you LNOW you
can’t post about it. U KNOW this brah.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-22 12:09 [#02611070]
Points: 18477 Status: Lurker



what, doesn't it make sense? instead of getting drunk i just
pour some bbq chips in a solo cup. i don't see what's
retarded here


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-08-22 12:14 [#02611071]
Points: 38237 Status: Addict



It’s RETARDED!!
Use your stupid hands or a naapkin!

You wonder why the world is so completely fucked off right
now. Use red cups for fluids only——-jesus


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-22 12:15 [#02611073]
Points: 18477 Status: Lurker | Followup to recycle: #02611071



eventually, the drugs will wear off, and you'll realize what
a terrible post this was


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-08-22 12:18 [#02611075]
Points: 38237 Status: Addict



no, we have all the evidence in this thread that it was
Trash all along :( srry


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-22 12:30 [#02611077]
Points: 18477 Status: Lurker



no delete, no edit. we all reveal ourselves eventually on
xlt


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-08-22 12:37 [#02611081]
Points: 38237 Status: Addict



Facts.
Where’s qrter. Ophchecks, virginousher, jivverdicker (rip)
when you need them?


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-22 12:38 [#02611082]
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how big are these chips? how many of them does one cup take?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-22 12:43 [#02611083]
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afraid i'm not gay enough to jive this particular innuendo.


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-22 12:44 [#02611084]
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NO! you don't want to reveal HOW retarded you are


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-22 12:48 [#02611086]
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HOW are you ABLE TO captialize WERDZ LIKE DAT without
feeling like a FUCKIN DOUCHE


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-08-22 12:51 [#02611088]
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solo cup just got a click from me
are those disposable one time usage items?
all the stuff on that store looks really...

however, using clips to reseal crispchips bags
and eating out of bowls is the way to do it

no noisy bags, no soft crisps the next time, you can pick
your next super delicious looking crisp and yes i think it
tricks the mind into smaller portions aswell.
satisfaction gurantee


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-08-22 12:53 [#02611089]
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if only i knew half as much about synths as i do about
eating crisps


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-22 12:53 [#02611090]
Points: 18477 Status: Lurker



i have tried, repeatedly, to order moar "bag clips" from
instacarp, but, thus far, they have failed me. i miss having
a car. but car prices such shit now


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-22 12:55 [#02611091]
Points: 18477 Status: Lurker



solo cup just a disposable vessel; yes. like a hearty
single-serve bag of crisps, about, essentially enough. pour
a solo cup of crisps, take back to the computer, not eat
whole bag, etc.

i suppose i can just use a water glass


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-08-22 13:11 [#02611095]
Points: 38237 Status: Addict



Don’t just have it used once or oen night and toss it
No mas brah no mas (no good)


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-22 13:13 [#02611098]
Points: 7225 Status: Regular



i'd like to take a moment to thank our donors lay's chips
and solo cups


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2021-08-22 13:18 [#02611099]
Points: 5833 Status: Regular | Followup to ijonspeches: #02611089



this sentence will be my epitaph


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-08-22 13:54 [#02611102]
Points: 38237 Status: Addict | Followup to mermaidman: #02611098



Lol@Sponsors


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2021-08-22 13:59 [#02611103]
Points: 5626 Status: Lurker



what is solo cup

han solo's boob measuring device?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-22 14:10 [#02611104]
Points: 18477 Status: Lurker



han solo helper: hey, kid, relax. you need a real good,
feel-good meal


 

offline RussellDust on 2021-08-22 14:44 [#02611107]
Points: 15349 Status: Addict



Dual cups for the win


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2021-08-22 17:08 [#02611111]
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solo cups to weight your balls while you masturbating


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-24 07:06 [#02611122]
Points: 18477 Status: Lurker



you bastards. you rat bastards

i'd not really used them since last posting about it. but,
just now i'd shoved everything in the dishwasher, oh, ok,
right, it's in the dishwasher, no glasses. so i grab a solo
cup and some fruit juice and go upstairs. and i step a bit,
and... oh, i feel wetness. but that's way out of whack for
how i stepped; it shouldn't have gone that far. weird

then i get up two flights of stairs and i see there is a
giant crack going down the side of the solo cup, leaking all
over my hand. mother. fucker

run back downstairs. transfer to a new solo cup. go around
the whole house and find little splotches of fruit juice
that will wind up as sticky footgrabbers in short order. no
way i got them all

solo cups: the fuck. the. fuck? not only do you
quietly rip me off and hope i don't notice, not only do you
make a mess for me to clean up... but you spilled my drink.
and that is the very fucking purpose for you existing do you
understand why this is not ok solo cup


 


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