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offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-28 21:07 [#02610235]
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It’s come to my attention that mermaidman sadly passed
away on 14/03/21.

His wife got in touch with me after going through his things
and finding some of his old xltronic memorabilia. I was the
seventh person on his list of best friends but the first one
to reply. She has sent me the following in an email:

“His name was Gary and he was 54. The death date is
approximate, it was estimated he had been dead three weeks
when our son found him. He had gone round to borrow money,
I’ve been staying with a friend for a few years, and he
found him. It was sexual misadventure, as they politely put
it. There was a bit of a to do about how long it took him to
be found, his work just assumed he’d gone on another
mental health sabbatical. They sent a card but everyone
called him ‘Darren’ in it. Tells you how much he’ll be
missed.

I didn’t bother going to the funeral, I’d spent three
days cleaning out the house, throwing away all our old
stuff. Our daughter went, said turnout was “modest”.
Honestly expected a bunch of you to be there, the way he
used to spend all his time here. He’d be sat with the
laptop on his gut while I watched tv, muttering “got the
faggot” under his breath or sighing. I never saw him as
happy as when he was talking to you lot. It’s funny how
the persona he put on was probably who he really was
inside.

I’m happy he found a community in which he could be
himself, it was tough for him, being gay and never coming to
terms with it. Everyone knew but him you know? It’s good
that websites like that exist for unhappy people to be
themselves. We married when I was 17 (he was 32). I remember
thinking he was so cool, it took me far too long to realise
I was a last pathetic attempt at normality. It’s sad
really, all that repression was what made him so boring, so
empty. He could have been someone beautiful but he just
never knew himself, he never fell in love. Sad.

Also his password on his accounts were ‘password1’.
Hilarious! There were a few though, maybe 10. I


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-28 21:12 [#02610236]
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“It may be that he wasn’t about for a while, I have no
idea, he was in a lot of email with a user called freqy but
the police have his laptop now so I don’t know what their
relationship was. Maybe you never even knew him. Anyway I
have to go.

Any questions please go ahead.”


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-28 21:18 [#02610237]
Points: 30221 Status: Addict



Fucking hell tragic, He was just about to declare his love
(not to be disrespectful) but his love for Epics butthole


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-07-28 21:23 [#02610238]
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my password isn’t password1 and i never emailed freqy!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-28 21:33 [#02610239]
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I thought it might be "padsword"


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-28 21:38 [#02610240]
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I don’t know who you are but what you’re doing is not
cool.

Show some respect.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-28 21:39 [#02610241]
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Let’s all have a drink for Gary this weekend.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-28 21:45 [#02610242]
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is it early to ask? but who is going to his gross of 42 inch
waist Primark jeans and his dire straits record collection?
or are they going straight to Oxfam?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-28 21:52 [#02610243]
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I’ve Sender another email asking some questions, hopefully
she’ll reply soon.


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-07-28 22:05 [#02610244]
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guys if i called you a faggot you probably are one irl just
saying


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-07-28 22:07 [#02610245]
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you probably gave fellatio to a penis once at least and god
knows what else you did


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-28 22:33 [#02610246]
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Imagine how many cocks being sucked God has to watch
everyday,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-28 22:35 [#02610248]
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simultaneously, like 10 million cocks being sucked at any
one moment


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-28 22:36 [#02610249]
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did Thomas of Aquinas consider that!


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-07-28 22:36 [#02610250]
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god made straights so humans could breed and made gays so he
could watch them himself


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-28 23:23 [#02610255]
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is that in the gnostic gospels?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-07-29 02:21 [#02610258]
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no matter where they sent him -- heaven or hell -- i have no
doubt he'd be furious and demand to be sent to the other one


 

offline RussellDust on 2021-08-07 17:24 [#02610515]
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Him and Steven McQueen are keeping this place alive and
shunning the discord. Mad props, like...


 

offline big from lsg on 2021-08-08 10:38 [#02610537]
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r.i.p.

trolling on his account, is what he would have wanted

really touching thing his wife wrote. be yourself, people.
strange that can be the hardest thing, at times


 

offline big from lsg on 2021-08-08 10:39 [#02610538]
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best wishes to his family and everyone else that's left
behind

(also, sorry, but: fuck work, or work you have to do)


 

offline big from lsg on 2021-08-08 10:43 [#02610539]
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maybe someone should mail phobiazero@xltronic.com to disable
the account, just reset the password or something


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-08 11:23 [#02610540]
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big who are you working for?! did russelldüst send you??


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-08 11:26 [#02610541]
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german terrorist group leader russelldüst


 

offline RussellDust on 2021-08-08 13:13 [#02610545]
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Neither big nor I are German, you smelly wanker!


 

offline RussellDust on 2021-08-08 15:09 [#02610546]
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Thanks again for making xlt alive once more, you little fake
goblin, you!


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-08 16:19 [#02610547]
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soon your discord will kneel before xltronic!


 

offline big from lsg on 2021-08-08 21:38 [#02610548]
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i'm my own man!


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-08 21:57 [#02610549]
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ok sorry


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-09 08:27 [#02610578]
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i just, i dunno, kind of hit a point: mermaidman. he is just
going to be like that. and freaking accept it. and things
have actually been alright since then. actually kind of
appreciate him. like, without him -- this whole thred;
nonexistent. but it does exist, and it's a good read.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-09 09:07 [#02610579]
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perhaps it's fucking rachelfish on revenge for me not
hoseting her crust america tour. that would fit perfectly.
tick so many boxen


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-09 09:16 [#02610580]
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but i'm just stabbing at wolves in the dark. and carry on
mermaidman. this is a free fucking board and there's a rare
beauty to that


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-09 10:38 [#02610583]
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epic what are you talking about you HOMO


 

offline obara from the one I'm in now on 2021-08-20 18:29 [#02611010]
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what is it like on the other side ?

===========================
also: best thread I've seen here in yonks.
also: best regards and condolences to Ms Mermaidman

also: my first post here in yonks, hi everyone. I thought
the mb was long dead and gone, surprise motherfucker

"It’s good
that websites like that exist for unhappy people to be
themselves."

Makes me think of all the evenings during my ex-marriage I
spent online.

Stay safe everyone.


 

offline mermaidman on 2021-08-20 19:04 [#02611011]
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obara i'm not dead this is a fake news


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-21 06:39 [#02611020]
Points: 18476 Status: Addict



germ aid plan


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-08-21 06:40 [#02611022]
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crust america :: the revenge


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-08-21 08:44 [#02611033]
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Malmaison Scrotum


 


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