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why is gq sent to me

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-07-04 03:52 [#02609614]
Points: 19307 Status: Regular

a month ago, i receive a copy of GQ magazine in the mail.
it is addressed to me by name, at my address. the cover
features justin bieber. i think: "they're just sending it to
me hoping i'll like it and subscribe, and, well, good luck
with that"

then another copy showed up again, just now, and i'm rather
confused: should i check my credit card statements for fraud
or something? or is this just a superbly dumb waste of money
trying to sell me on something i'll never, ever buy?


offline mermaidman on 2021-07-04 09:01 [#02609615]
Points: 7323 Status: Regular

did you talk about this to your doctor? i think s/he might
find this interesting


offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-07-04 12:01 [#02609618]
Points: 38443 Status: Regular

Lol @ mermaidman

Could just be some promo thing, butt yes check your credit
card or maybe someone like me sent it to your address on one
of those little cardboard sign up sheets

Get your Beiber on sooooo haaardd!!


offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2021-07-04 16:06 [#02609622]
Points: 30383 Status: Regular

Perhaps your spying on yourself like a Scanner Darkly


offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-07-04 16:22 [#02609623]
Points: 38443 Status: Regular


You on Grinder as well?


offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2021-07-04 17:04 [#02609624]
Points: 5902 Status: Lurker

gentleman's quarterly: the stage between flop and a semi


offline mermaidman on 2021-07-04 17:23 [#02609625]
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why do i have panties in my drawer


offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-07-04 21:24 [#02609626]
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Why not mermaidman lol


offline mermaidman on 2021-07-04 22:20 [#02609627]
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guys why do i have dildos on my shelf i don't remember
buying them


offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-07-05 03:20 [#02609635]
Points: 38443 Status: Regular

Ummm I left them at yer crib


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-07-05 06:48 [#02609636]
Points: 19307 Status: Regular

nothing on the CC thank the lord. i think it's just the
world's most, i dunno,
let's-piss-away-cash-and-kill-trees-simultaneously promo in
the world


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-07-05 06:49 [#02609637]
Points: 19307 Status: Regular | Followup to recycle: #02609635

maybe i might know your address, but i'm afraid you don't
know mine.


offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-07-06 21:58 [#02609667]
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the first issues are free, bill comes later

we always talked about prank ordering stuff to people,
when we were kids; never did tho


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-07-07 06:40 [#02609668]
Points: 19307 Status: Regular

was juuust old enough to order 2600, download phrack,
modify a radio shack tone dialer to be a red box and have it
work precisely once before they digitized everything.
i remember, my friend and i were looking at each other,
like... shit? really? did that work? did that really just
happen? then there was no conversation; we just left very
quickly. we'd never pulled this shit off before and what if
burly men from the phone company show up? obviously silly in
retrospect, but 16 years old, you know...

then dave wright, aka not breathing, kind of my weird
internet older brother for many years... he says: you might
enjoy longmont potion castle. and, indeed, i did, and my
aforementioned friend became almost obsessed with the guy.
he texted me once, "i'm on a business trip to colorodo and
i've made a pilgrimage to the corner of simms and oak"

that, in fact, we managed to dox him pretty thoroughly. i
have a name, phone number, address. latter two probably
years out of date... but, hey, we can prank call him
now, and... uhhh... we just never had the stones. that, in
fact, you could shove a knife up my anus and i would not
tell you any of it. the man is a national treasure and i
utterly refuse to be the one that ruins it.

but my friend and i, we actually got into a spat a few times
-- longmont potion castle was, like, weird, surrealistic.
calling someone at 3am repeatedly and then they scream at
you, that's funny for a bit, but, like, alright man, i
actually want to do nice prank calls? if that makes sense?
or at least surreal instead of obnoxious

we also hung out with the Phone Losers of America for a bit.
another level, there. they'd talk about stuff like "pick a
day you're not busy, pick someone who sucks, walk through
the phonebook and make an appointment with everyone, every
plumber, electrician on that day. and show up with popcorn
and perhaps a camera"

however, we would do this to each other on a small, nice


offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-07-07 13:17 [#02609691]
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genuine lol at the prank plumbers
works in my head all the time


offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2021-07-07 13:20 [#02609692]
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i mean chances are it wont work or backfire horribly,
but just picturing some asshole trying to plead their case
to handy man after handy man is hilarious. plus the pranked
would have to be at home. not so easy to find out in advance
and stealthily.


offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2021-07-07 17:50 [#02609696]
Points: 38443 Status: Regular

We signed people up for Playgirl all the time


offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2021-07-09 07:53 [#02609717]
Points: 19307 Status: Regular | Followup to ijonspeches: #02609691

a quintuplet of jehovah's witnesses show up at your door in
the pooring rain as you're tripping on acid.

you apologized so much for them coming out here on a night
like this; immature friends and you're so sorry. inwardly,
you're quite mad, but you also really do feel bad for the
poor buggers in the pouring rain for nothing and

but then the ranking witness declares... NBD. however, do
you know anyone else that needs... help

in your current condition, you find this to be so,
incredibly unsettling. like: do you know anyone who is
currently in a vulnerable state?
it's suddenly clear as
a bell; their whole business model

it's such a deeply unsettling, haunting moment. not the
overall incident; but the italics on help. you're a
bit shredded in the minutes after but soon enough you have
it together enough again to call him up and yell at him, you
asshole, you bastard

he laughs the whole time


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