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700 Brown Jockeys
 

rob fragilenine from inside a jar of electricity on 2001-06-22 03:51 [#00010663]



700 Brown Jockeys attacked my house lastnight. They came in
through my window and took all of my possesions. This made
me quite angry, as I had hidden a small sea donkey in my
doom hat. I proceeded to chase these jockeys out of my
house, wielding a stick with a statue of Ray Martin on it.
Of course, the jockeys could run faster than me, but I
didn't care, because I had the following things:

1x Saw made out of dust
2x Dead websites
1x Toe made out of a TV presenter
9x Donkey mattresses
0x Nothing
3x Jim Carrey's left ear
3.1415926535897932384626433832795x Pi
6x J-Lo's pudding
1x Michael Jackson's collection of used plastic

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M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-22 10:32 [#00010680]



Today I saw a whole herd of migrating lemmings go right off
a cliff to their fates. It was breathtakingly beautiful, the
patterns they made with their blood on the rocks below. They
look so silly when they're dead. I used two of them to put
on a puppet show for my own personal amusement (no one else
was there to see it).


 


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