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yup. I''ll phone my mum and tell her that i'm gay. |
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Whats the joke about that? hehe j/k Thanks for reminding me! |
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......hmm, what to do what to do, dilema dilema. |
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maybe George Bush will say that he is a Nazi sympathiser and that he orchestrated the Twin Towers Attack |
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and the joke in that would be that he's not joking, right?! |
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yes, it would be his most Ironic moment ever -- more Ironic than allowing people to dwell in prison for 30 years for doing acts that he has perpetrated himself / more Ironic than his war on drugs (but only just) / more Ironic than his drive to make America's children better educated (only a tinsy bit more there) |
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Who could forget? April Fools is my good friends birthday... wow.. to be an april fool! |
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a woman is waiting in the hospital to see her newborn baby girl(just gave birth). the doctor arrives after a few hours. when he enteres the room he angrily throws the baby against the walls, smashing it's face on the floor and kicking and beating it severely. blood is spilling everywhere all over the woman. she screams and cries "why are you doing this to my child!??" doctor replies: "April Fools! It was already dead!" |
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i totally forgot it was tomorrow. damn. |
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isn't that from a film? |
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lol... that's good. As if George Bush is intelligent enough to use irony. I doubt he could spell it, or even say it. |
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there is a similar scene in 'Freddy Got Fingered' |
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yeah when he swings the baby around by the umbilical cord - but i swear i've heard that line in a film or a comedy sketch.. hmmm |
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LOL!!! sounds like a banned monty python sketch... |
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i'm gonna tell the peeps on the plane that we are all out of ALCOHOL....that should cause a riot, men crying, women cheering.....ehehhe i look forward to tomorrows pranks....we cant prank too much these days tho....so serious......=0) |
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good times! |
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yeah i quite like Tom Green Movies - although i can't respect him because 01) he married Drew Barrymore 02) he appeared in a Lynx deodorant commercial |
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haha |
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he's ok in my book, i don't feel i need to flex my opinionated power on anything and everyone. |
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ive been on the moon! |
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quite right - one mustn't go around condemning on any old whim - which is why i had to use such strict criteria for my lack of respect towards Mr. Green |
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i overstand. |
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is that the opposite of understand? |
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no, it's like some rastafari way of eliminating the negativeness in everyday life. |
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - please expound on that statement! |
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i got it from this article i read in WARP mag about 5 or 6 years ago with some skater guy i think from the east coast who was all about rastafari he explained a little bit i can't remember that well i only remember thinking that's a cool idea. |
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i agree that there should be balance - i suppose it's kinda Newtonian - but the balance should come through communing with the Ruach rather than through the tautology of words *hides a grin* |
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unfortunately i never research any of the things that i find to be really attractive to my philosophical being....there are just too many to delve into. |
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well thank god you bumped into me: here is your reading list to get you started -- 01) magick without tears by Aleister Crowley 02) 8 lectures on Yoga by Aleister Crowley 03) a garden of pomegranates by Israel Regardie 04) book of 5 rings by some japanese bloke centuries ago 05) tao of jeet kune do by Bruce Lee 06) the eye in the triangle by Israel Regardie 07) cosmic trigger II by robert anton wilson once you've read those 7 books, you'll be well equipped to stride right on through the Universe |
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but there are two main keys -- BALANCE and RHYTHM |
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(and i ain't talking about playing a snare drum whilst standing on one foot) ;) |
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Study Timmothy Leary. Now THATS some good shit. |
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cool, but like i said i'll never get around to any of those things unless like my girlfriend forced me to because i'm like stuck between a rock and another rock right now, loooooong story. anywho, appreciate the help, i have an AK PRESS catalog i like what i see in there so far. i always thought about either moving to a anrchist farm in like the northwest or becoming a budhist monk if i was to seriously take the higher road. |
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I know this guy that ejaculated into his dad's shampoo as an especially devious and vomit inducing trick. Fucking disgusting. He'd better not have ever done that to me. Well, in his defense, it must have felt really good in addition to being really evil. |
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i woulda used NAIR! muahahaha! |
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hmmmm didn't Crowley used to shag animals |
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