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sitting in tonight doing unpaid work...wishing i was out, reminded me of a time i wasn't getting served at the bar for about 40mins in a club with crap music. oh yeah ..the chicks were getting served by the male bar staff...but not us men...so... i noticed a large flyer for a night out with a womans cleverage as the design So i ripped it off the wall, slipped it on between my shirt., jiggled about a bit ....gave the bar man the eye...( and a sexy :O expression .and i got served instantly!! So if you find yourself at a busy club each weekend and cant get served...take a pair of breasts with you. freqs |
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i will remember that freqy! |
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Or "own the space" like i do. Helps being 1,95 too =) |
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i usually take out my penis |
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i just tap my own beer until i get kicked out |
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freqy (. )( .) <3 |
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Like in "Knocked Up" except he leant over and took bottles, rather than doing a Homer Simpson and pouring draught straight into gullet. Bit unrealistic since beer is never kept right there by the bar, unrefrigerated. Still... awesome film. |
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1. grab a glass when the bar staff's not looking 2. (takes some technique though) quickly put the glass to the tap and push (because you're on the other side of it) the handle and let it poor 3. (tricky part) fill the glass as much as you can BUT pull back as soon as you can as well... If the bar staff turns around and THEN you pull back, it's too late |
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pore |
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pour |
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pure |
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purr |
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girl pore-er! |
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have the windowlicker album cover straped to the face |
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Ski Mask, Shot gun. |
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you'd be surprised how little this actually works :{o hide behind bad boy, and be sure to move the cardboard cutout left and right when you order your drinks in a high pitched voice. |
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