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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2007-11-17 11:39 [#02144574]
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Because im in love with my computer. I cannot wait to get home after work. I look forward to being on the internet all night. On my way home I buy bags of fast food to last me through the night. The internet is my life.
Those 30 message forums I belong to are filled with ' real ' people who understand me. I cannot go out into real life because real life does not equal my online communities. Why bother to meet a real woman when porn is at my fingertips?
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2007-11-17 11:45 [#02144576]
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CAUSE you'll start getting into animal porn and crap hahah.
it's hard to get girls, but when the day comes when you'll be ready to handle it, trust me it will happen.
right now it just might seem like THEY're not interested, but i think everyone goes through that.
i hope
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-11-17 11:46 [#02144578]
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Story of My Life Create and Share your stories today Free. Be remembered forever.
www.StoryOfMyLife.com
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Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2007-11-17 11:46 [#02144581]
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HEEEEEREES JOHNY!!!!!
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Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2007-11-17 11:47 [#02144583]
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ops sorry about that...
Well are you happy with your life monoid ?
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2007-11-17 11:47 [#02144584]
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Cos if you try to touch the screen, you'll hit glass not skin.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2007-11-17 11:48 [#02144585]
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No
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staz
on 2007-11-17 11:49 [#02144586]
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Comboid
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2007-11-17 11:51 [#02144588]
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"Why bother to meet a real woman when porn is at my fingertips? "
you will know when one touches you in that special place..
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_gvarek_
from next to you (Poland) on 2007-11-17 11:52 [#02144589]
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nobody can fall for that shit anymore
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Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2007-11-17 11:55 [#02144590]
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I think you need to change from the inside. You have to do something about yourself . Come out of your shell and try to socialise more , talk to people . See it as practise first . Make yourself do it even if you feel it is hard .
It will get easier and easier and you will soon find that life has more to offer.
Pussy is awesome!
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2007-11-17 12:03 [#02144591]
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You mean my pepis?
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2007-11-17 12:05 [#02144592]
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peppy la New
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2007-11-17 12:27 [#02144605]
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There are places I'll remember, all my life though some have changed. Some forever not for better, some have gone and some remain. All these places have their moments, with lovers and friends I still can recall. Some are dead and some are living, in my life I've loved them all.
But of all these friends and lovers, there is no one compares with you, and these memories lose their meaning, when I think of love as something new. Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them, in my life I love you more.
Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them, in my life I love you more.
In my life I love you more.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2007-11-17 12:32 [#02144607]
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Let the rhythm ride you guide you sneak inside you set your mind to
move to its pulsation bass vibrations synth sensation pause is not a palce in mind and body must be free to please take it all in nothing to lose everything to win but it controls you holds you molds you back to older new touch it taste it free your soul and let it face you got to be what you wanna if the groove don't get you the rifle's gonna
I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer
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MrDwatt
from Helsinki (Finland) on 2007-11-17 14:11 [#02144656]
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google for speed seduction and sarging, read wikipedai, read forums F.A.Q.s, watch the videos, download the torrents, don´t buy anything. Educate yourself. Go out! Have fun! Start low, make it a fun hobby!
But still, if it just ain´t fun.... Well then accept that you are a new species, a new cybernetic beeing, just don´t complain... it´s your choice!
The looks ain´t important for a guy, so it´s all about your atitude, your techinique, simply things you can learn.
Either way, have fun, enjoy life, however you wish to do it!
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Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2007-11-17 14:20 [#02144666]
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word!
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optimus prime
on 2007-11-17 14:40 [#02144675]
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when you're on your deathbed you can think 'well at least i got to visit germany before i died.'
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rockydennis
from estados unidosssssssssssssssss on 2007-11-17 15:19 [#02144690]
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Eat shit (with pesto) monoid!
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2007-11-17 19:13 [#02144841]
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Trolls: Trolls are not welcome and will be banned. An Internet "troll" is a person who delights in sowing discord in the forums. They try to start arguments and upset people. For whatever reason, they don't fully understand that they are hurting real people. To them, other Internet users are nothing more than a kind of digital abstraction. Indeed, the greater the suffering they cause, the greater their 'achievement' (as they see it). The anonymity of the net allows trolls to flourish. They are easily identified by the fact that they are constantly at odds with other members of the forum, and often "poke fun" at individuals they have disagreed with in the past, trying to provoke a reaction. They tend to beget more trolls and in fact group together and defend one another in order to make their behavior look legitimate.
Trolls create a paranoid environment, such that a casual criticism by a new arrival can elicit a ferocious and inappropriate backlash. When you try to reason with a troll, they win. When you insult a troll, they win. When you scream at a troll, they win. The only thing that trolls can't handle is being ignored and reported.
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freqy
on 2007-11-17 19:39 [#02144850]
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go easy on the fast food...i used to eat that crap then i learnt allot ( not all) but enough to steer clear of ALL that shit and to stop funding abuse and terrorism. wish i found out years ago. but i didnt.
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rockydennis
from estados unidosssssssssssssssss on 2007-11-17 19:52 [#02144852]
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shit=pasta. i'm actually a monoid fan (true fact). i would buy his book.
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EDDIE MURPHY
from EDDIE (United States) on 2007-11-18 11:10 [#02145031]
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YOU SOUND LIKE A COOL GUY MAN
YOU NEED TO SPECULATE TO ACCUMULATE THE BITCHES
ON THE LOW, SON
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-11-18 11:26 [#02145045]
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you know what most people in your situation does? they go out and become serial killers. think about it, the thrill.. the adrenalin.. all your lusts and then you can go right back and sit infront of the computer again. its really a win win situation.
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swears
from junk sleep on 2007-12-09 11:34 [#02152532]
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fav+
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-12-09 12:44 [#02152544]
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fav++LAZY_TITLE
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2007-12-09 12:55 [#02152551]
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if all else fails you can always od on dxm
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-12-09 16:26 [#02152598]
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its actually pretty fucking hard to od on dxm.
i once did 1.2 g, which is an insane amount and was physically fine.
erowid says the ld50 is somewhere between 2,500 and 20,000 mg, so while thats a big window, youll have to chug a loooot of cough syrup before you come close to that.
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cx
from Norway on 2007-12-09 16:38 [#02152600]
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blah dude
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BoxBob-K23
from Finland on 2007-12-09 16:45 [#02152602]
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i would stay clear of ld10 and ld01 figures as well (if those are even to be found)
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swears
from junk sleep on 2007-12-09 17:30 [#02152611]
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=GtO5QNyfVUA
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-12-09 18:34 [#02152638]
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suttsteve's dad
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2007-12-09 19:29 [#02152651]
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it's a sad sad thing man, there are so many girls out there, however im probably only compatable with about 2% making it extremly hard to meet someone cool. I find girls mostly boring, or sometimes you might get women who try to get in on a serious conversation and they end up embarresing themsevles!
WOMEN KNOW YOUR LIMITS!!
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2007-12-09 19:48 [#02152659]
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Just try to fuck with their minds for entertainment. It's not that difficult and it's fun
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2007-12-09 19:50 [#02152660]
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The great thing about doing dxm is you are guaranteed to have a trip with clear nasal passages
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2007-12-09 20:02 [#02152661]
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iv tried to OD on oblus oil, but i end up just breathing too well
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2007-12-09 20:31 [#02152666]
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I remember in college my friends and I bought a bunch of morning glory seeds cause we heard there was something in them to make you trip. We spent 6 hours staring at static on my television looking for shapes. "Yo, I see a bunny!" We found out much later that they take the chemical out of the seeds sold in stores.
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freqy
on 2007-12-09 20:34 [#02152667]
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have you any left?
The aerial on my tv is broken i paid nuff pennies for it too ...need some use out of it. gimmie some seeds bogala
:)
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2007-12-09 20:59 [#02152669]
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they dont work.
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freqy
on 2007-12-09 21:21 [#02152670]
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neither do my jokes it seems.
oh well its nearly xmas , i shall gather the little slips from the christmas crackers and start rehearsals for next year.
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Sclah
from Freudian Slipmat on 2007-12-10 01:59 [#02152698]
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Monoid: Remember that time when that online dating site hooked us up? It was nice.
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