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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2007-11-17 11:39 [#02144574]
Points: 11010 Status: Lurker



Because im in love with my computer. I cannot wait to get
home after work. I look forward to being on the internet all
night. On my way home I buy bags of fast food to last me
through the night. The internet is my life.
Those 30 message forums I belong to are filled with ' real '
people who understand me. I cannot go out into real life
because real life does not equal my online communities. Why
bother to meet a real woman when porn is at my fingertips?



 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2007-11-17 11:45 [#02144576]
Points: 6015 Status: Lurker



CAUSE you'll start getting into animal porn and crap hahah.

it's hard to get girls, but when the day comes when you'll
be ready to handle it, trust me it will happen.

right now it just might seem like THEY're not interested,
but i think everyone goes through that.

i hope


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-11-17 11:46 [#02144578]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



Story of My Life
Create and Share your stories today Free. Be remembered
forever.
www.StoryOfMyLife.com


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2007-11-17 11:46 [#02144581]
Points: 8876 Status: Lurker



HEEEEEREES JOHNY!!!!!


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2007-11-17 11:47 [#02144583]
Points: 8876 Status: Lurker



ops sorry about that...

Well are you happy with your life monoid ?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-11-17 11:47 [#02144584]
Points: 24586 Status: Regular | Followup to Monoid: #02144574



Cos if you try to touch the screen, you'll hit glass not
skin.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2007-11-17 11:48 [#02144585]
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No


 

offline staz on 2007-11-17 11:49 [#02144586]
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Comboid


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2007-11-17 11:51 [#02144588]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



"Why bother to meet a real woman when porn is at my
fingertips? "

you will know when one touches you in that special place..


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2007-11-17 11:52 [#02144589]
Points: 4882 Status: Lurker



nobody can fall for that shit anymore


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2007-11-17 11:55 [#02144590]
Points: 8876 Status: Lurker | Followup to Monoid: #02144585



I think you need to change from the inside.
You have to do something about yourself . Come out of your
shell and try to socialise more , talk to people . See it as
practise first . Make yourself do it even if you feel it is
hard .
It will get easier and easier and you will soon find that
life has more to offer.

Pussy is awesome!


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2007-11-17 12:03 [#02144591]
Points: 11010 Status: Lurker | Followup to tolstoyed: #02144588



You mean my pepis?


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2007-11-17 12:05 [#02144592]
Points: 6015 Status: Lurker



peppy la New


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-11-17 12:27 [#02144605]
Points: 5125 Status: Regular



There are places I'll remember,
all my life though some have changed.
Some forever not for better,
some have gone and some remain.
All these places have their moments,
with lovers and friends I still can recall.
Some are dead and some are living,
in my life I've loved them all.

But of all these friends and lovers,
there is no one compares with you,
and these memories lose their meaning,
when I think of love as something new.
Though I know I'll never lose affection,
for people and things that went before.
I know I'll often stop and think about them,
in my life I love you more.

Though I know I'll never lose affection,
for people and things that went before.
I know I'll often stop and think about them,
in my life I love you more.

In my life I love you more.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2007-11-17 12:32 [#02144607]
Points: 11010 Status: Lurker



Let the rhythm ride you guide you sneak inside you set your
mind to
move to its pulsation bass vibrations synth sensation
pause is not a palce in mind and body must be free to
please take it all in nothing to lose everything to
win but it controls you holds you molds you back to older
new touch it taste it free your soul and let it face you
got to be what you wanna if the groove don't get you the
rifle's gonna
I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer



 

offline MrDwatt from Helsinki (Finland) on 2007-11-17 14:11 [#02144656]
Points: 570 Status: Lurker



google for speed seduction and sarging, read wikipedai, read
forums F.A.Q.s, watch the videos, download the torrents,
don´t buy anything. Educate yourself. Go out! Have fun!
Start low, make it a fun hobby!
But still, if it just ain´t fun....
Well then accept that you are a new species, a new
cybernetic beeing, just don´t complain... it´s your
choice!
The looks ain´t important for a guy, so it´s all about
your atitude, your techinique, simply things you can learn.

Either way, have fun, enjoy life, however you wish to do
it!



 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2007-11-17 14:20 [#02144666]
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word!


 

offline optimus prime on 2007-11-17 14:40 [#02144675]
Points: 6447 Status: Lurker



when you're on your deathbed you can think 'well at least i
got to visit germany before i died.'


 

offline rockydennis from estados unidosssssssssssssssss on 2007-11-17 15:19 [#02144690]
Points: 56 Status: Lurker



Eat shit (with pesto) monoid!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-11-17 19:13 [#02144841]
Points: 24586 Status: Regular



Trolls: Trolls are not welcome and will be banned. An
Internet "troll" is a person who delights in sowing discord
in the forums. They try to start arguments and upset people.
For whatever reason, they don't fully understand that they
are hurting real people. To them, other Internet users are
nothing more than a kind of digital abstraction. Indeed, the
greater the suffering they cause, the greater their
'achievement' (as they see it). The anonymity of the net
allows trolls to flourish. They are easily identified by the
fact that they are constantly at odds with other members of
the forum, and often "poke fun" at individuals they have
disagreed with in the past, trying to provoke a reaction.
They tend to beget more trolls and in fact group together
and defend one another in order to make their behavior look
legitimate.
Trolls create a paranoid environment, such that a casual
criticism by a new arrival can elicit a ferocious and
inappropriate backlash. When you try to reason with a troll,
they win. When you insult a troll, they win. When you scream
at a troll, they win. The only thing that trolls can't
handle is being ignored and reported.


 

offline freqy on 2007-11-17 19:39 [#02144850]
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go easy on the fast food...i used to eat that crap then i
learnt allot ( not all) but enough to steer clear of ALL
that shit and to stop funding abuse and terrorism. wish i
found out years ago. but i didnt.



 

offline rockydennis from estados unidosssssssssssssssss on 2007-11-17 19:52 [#02144852]
Points: 56 Status: Lurker



shit=pasta. i'm actually a monoid fan (true fact). i would
buy his book.


 

offline EDDIE MURPHY from EDDIE (United States) on 2007-11-18 11:10 [#02145031]
Points: 111 Status: Regular



YOU SOUND LIKE A COOL GUY MAN

YOU NEED TO SPECULATE TO ACCUMULATE THE BITCHES

ON THE LOW, SON


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-11-18 11:26 [#02145045]
Points: 8603 Status: Lurker



you know what most people in your situation does? they go
out and become serial killers. think about it, the thrill..
the adrenalin.. all your lusts and then you can go right
back and sit infront of the computer again. its really a win
win situation.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-12-09 11:34 [#02152532]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker



fav+


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-12-09 12:44 [#02152544]
Points: 40010 Status: Regular



fav++LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2007-12-09 12:55 [#02152551]
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if all else fails you can always od on dxm


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-12-09 16:26 [#02152598]
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its actually pretty fucking hard to od on dxm.

i once did 1.2 g, which is an insane amount and was
physically fine.

erowid says the ld50 is somewhere between 2,500 and 20,000
mg, so while thats a big window, youll have to chug a loooot
of cough syrup before you come close to that.


 

offline cx from Norway on 2007-12-09 16:38 [#02152600]
Points: 4537 Status: Regular



blah dude


 

offline BoxBob-K23 from Finland on 2007-12-09 16:45 [#02152602]
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i would stay clear of ld10 and ld01 figures as well (if
those are even to be found)


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-12-09 17:30 [#02152611]
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=GtO5QNyfVUA


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-12-09 18:34 [#02152638]
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suttsteve's dad


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2007-12-09 19:29 [#02152651]
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it's a sad sad thing man, there are so many girls out there,
however im probably only compatable with about 2% making it
extremly hard to meet someone cool. I find girls mostly
boring, or sometimes you might get women who try to get in
on a serious conversation and they end up embarresing
themsevles!

WOMEN KNOW YOUR LIMITS!!


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-12-09 19:48 [#02152659]
Points: 5125 Status: Regular



Just try to fuck with their minds for entertainment. It's
not that difficult and it's fun


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-12-09 19:50 [#02152660]
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The great thing about doing dxm is you are guaranteed to
have a trip with clear nasal passages


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2007-12-09 20:02 [#02152661]
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iv tried to OD on oblus oil, but i end up just breathing too
well


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-12-09 20:31 [#02152666]
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I remember in college my friends and I bought a bunch of
morning glory seeds cause we heard there was something in
them to make you trip. We spent 6 hours staring at static on
my television looking for shapes. "Yo, I see a bunny!" We
found out much later that they take the chemical out of the
seeds sold in stores.


 

offline freqy on 2007-12-09 20:34 [#02152667]
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have you any left?

The aerial on my tv is broken i paid nuff pennies for it
too ...need some use out of it. gimmie some seeds bogala

:)


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-12-09 20:59 [#02152669]
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they dont work.


 

offline freqy on 2007-12-09 21:21 [#02152670]
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neither do my jokes it seems.

oh well its nearly xmas , i shall gather the little slips
from the christmas crackers and start rehearsals for next
year.



 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2007-12-10 01:59 [#02152698]
Points: 3121 Status: Lurker



Monoid: Remember that time when that online dating site
hooked us up? It was nice.


 


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